Don't covet thy neighbors corn

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• PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh look. A Free Will church literally telling you what to do.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To be fair, they’re not actually telling you what to do, just telling you what they think the consequence of a certain action will be.

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  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the fun part about language, it doesn’t have to be logical in the slightest. I can say red is blue all day every day without issue beyond that it’s logically inconsistent.

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if it’s near the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Action: Eat the devil’s cob Positive: You will choke on his corn Negative: The church will slut shame you for it

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The cob contains potassium benzoate.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uh

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is what happens when you give the Baptist free will.

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• rainwall@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Iive seen people eat corn by rotating it and bitting kernels off the side, I’ve seen people stand corn up on a plate and cut kernel off with a knife, I’ve never seen anyone deep throat a corn cob while trying to suck the kernels off.

  These church people just seem deeply confused about how corn works.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    These church people just seem deeply confused about how corn works.

    Look, confused or not, they’re defo more fun at parties than we are, that’s for sure

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• ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sounds cornographic.

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• wizblizz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Slob that cob knob

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hawt

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• SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If marijuana is the devil's lettuce, what is the devil's corn?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Still Marijuana. It’s potcorn

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• MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At first I thought the shadow was Trump.

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …hog… I mean cob…

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    DID SOMEBODY MENTION HOGS!?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      CRANK THEM COBS BROTHER

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• Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The title and the post together make it sound like you’re saying your neighbor is the devil.

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  • Zomg@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not with a cob like his

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sounds like a kink

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• Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So why would the Baptist’s corn behave different?

  /forward => comparisons-that-make-no-sense-at-all

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  😏

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