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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨porch of geese⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is the Spanish they speak in Brazil so fucking weird?? Are they retarded?!? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name this hairstyle.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Balls deep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crap⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bitch-slapped by Emily Maitliss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he's actually like that⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of like that but more rapey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ole Morning Constitutional⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the worst that can happen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey how did you get my email address??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you know, I’ve not seen one Muslim at mass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello There 😠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How the fuck did you get my picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who would win the second american civil war in the fire rises (the hoi4 mod)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The billionaires

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[politics] she never recovered⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course she’d be feeling great after all that fibre. Its like a cleanse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait bro, what if??????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I dont think its a good idea for Christians to be picking at that thread

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever those lyrics are⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or whatever Queen said.

  I can assure you HRH said no such thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[serious]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Theres enough multi-billionaires to have them barbequed whatever damned way you please.

  We should have a version of that pedo tracker website to locate the financially obese. So you know where you’re nearest richo is when you get peckish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[serious]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. You’re right. Fuck it just BBQ them anyway then throw them in a pit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[serious]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh the flames will take care of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[serious]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not kill and BBQ the rich people to feed to poor people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha AF⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well you know the old saying, “are you man enough to fuck another guy?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't know they could⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If birds can masturbate then a chicken probably masturbated with those fingers. Have a blessed day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a community for cursed pictures?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I totally would fuck with Sonic. I’d fry some chicken for him. Is that a 12 pack?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when a package didn't need instructions on how to open it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yuk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yall are missing out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So thats how you’re supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Rise of the Silver Surfer' is a heartwarming story of four seniors who find love online...and become a quadruple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Avoid “fantastic four - lemmon party”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Rise of the Silver Surfer' is a heartwarming story of four seniors who find love online...and become a quadruple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The arthritis pill industry also approves. Sales are off the charts.

• 'Rise of the Silver Surfer' is a heartwarming story of four seniors who find love online...and become a quadruplelemmy.zip ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Matrix⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Id rather stay in the matrix and pretend I’m eating steak, thank you very much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marketing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Klarna don’t care what you’re buying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What age did he stop breast feeding though?

  If he was four thats a bold flex…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If she had lived into the Botox era.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Painted by Chris, Simpsons artist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If she had lived into the Botox era.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Neiggghhhhh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wash and wash and wash, still there⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bleach. You need bleach bro