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- Comment on ☠️🌭☠️ 2 days ago:
As a gooner this has me triggered.
- Comment on Which is worse: not wanting kids, or wanting them too much? 3 days ago:
Same. I don’t wish them harm but keep your sticky little goblin hands far away from me.
- Comment on Become the Thousand Servers 4 days ago:
Pretty sure that whole thing was generated by AI
- Comment on Charlie Kirk strikes (is stricken) once again. 5 days ago:
cHeCKmATE LIbTaRdS!!!
- Comment on I love this country <3 6 days ago:
- Comment on 33.3 Times Three Equals 100 1 week ago:
I dont think thats an earring…
- Comment on JonBenét Ramaswamy 1 week ago:
My poor eyes.
- Comment on Be honest. You did the same thing 1 week ago:
It’s just fancy academic-speak for ‘lesbian orgy this way’
- Comment on mully & sculder 1 week ago:
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar…
- Comment on Team building 1 week ago:
Something something pink something something stink
- Comment on Useful things at the mall 1 week ago:
Unfortunately?
- Comment on I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
I also will not be touring with him. Because I can neither sing nor dance.
Fuck Israel.
- Comment on I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
Yeah he’s back at that wizarding school. Him and JKR are besties.
- Comment on I am a bit of an adrenaline junky 2 weeks ago:
No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.
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- Comment on kill, fuck, marry? 2 weeks ago:
Force yourself to watch 3 eps of “and just like that”. You’ll be so numb from the boredom you’ll forget your own name.
- Comment on Republicans after seeing Hasan Piker's meat on the jumbotron 2 weeks ago:
I for one am looking at him with fresh, new, thirsty eyes…
- Comment on Definition of doing a trump at work 2 weeks ago:
In some parts of UK a ‘trump’ is a fart (its not related to Donald Trump, thats what the word has always meant).
Its kind of perfect when you think about it.
- Comment on Debian...shantay you stay 2 weeks ago:
I was joking but whoa, didnt realise there were that many 😅
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- Comment on Why do capitalist Muslims love Muhammad so much? 3 weeks ago:
Carefully, you’ll end up like Salman Rushdie.
- Comment on Circular economy 3 weeks ago:
Cook is in the middle of it all getting bukkake’d
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 3 weeks ago:
Pharrel and Thicke got credits on the Weird Al version. They get a share of the royalties.
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 3 weeks ago:
Never forget that he also shares responsibility for 2013’s ‘Blurred Lines’ by Robin Thicke.
- Comment on Therapist: Goth Trump isn't real. He can't hurt you. 3 weeks ago:
Are we sure thats not Moira Rose?
- Comment on What shall I watch next? 3 weeks ago:
I thought he was uncircumcised? And I don’t see a birthmark.
- Comment on But what if I don't like soy milk? 3 weeks ago:
Yum
- Comment on Meanwhile at Meta HQ 4 weeks ago:
It blows my mind that people still use meta’s services. After everything we know - years and years of leaks, admissions, investigations. Honestly, what will it take??
- Comment on NEW RELEASE 4 weeks ago:
I hear you can smell him before you see him…