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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Artisanal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it really…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Artisanal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Too big for those purposes really

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WITNESS ME⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Same last time I was up there showing off 300 villagers froze to death

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't covet thy neighbors corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  …hog… I mean cob…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my boomstick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Overcompensating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radicality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe she’s born with it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got too greedy at the end there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The ugly truth behind Amazon next-day delivery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's always a conversation starter at the beach⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  See this is why cousins shouldn’t marry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Daaaad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I have to remind myself that THOSE families actually exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give the People What They Want⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt he’s the first ‘pro circumcision’ candidate, but he’s likely the first one to spend his whole campaign talking about other peoples dongs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What degenerate would do this ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What degenerate would do this ?

  Hey if a bear wants to wear nice underwear, get loaded and sleep next to a dumpster who are we to judge?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's your morning pick-me-up?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Packed with protein too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help a feller out?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But you’re just a torso

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apply today!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its like, my destiny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Guess what's in my ass!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats a cucumber face. Zero shame just vegan joy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every summer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Talk like that could get you shot in parts of Texas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every summer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Any US state tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy hell, Ernie.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there like a ‘himbo’ but for old guys?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impossible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a pedestrian, drivers not signalling on roundabouts does my fucking nut in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like this could have been worded a little better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah that time Japan, Istanbul, Zimbabwe and Zaire hosted it they made the same mistake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨blow them all away⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dads are one of my food groups

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are the recruiters recruiting me for😰⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Frackin’ cylons are at it again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 bit strip poker floppy disk game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats Ellen Degeneres with a penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was just leaving to go to a friend's party, and here he is out joy riding again. He just doesn't listen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your uber driver has arrived!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Online courses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it also give you bigger boobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bought it on the Steam Summer Sale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You joke but it’ll probably run Doom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re doing gods work sir

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Billionaires who want to boil the proles alive hate this one trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when you're here you're family⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my god I need this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can I skip the exercise part?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Ed Gein detox