Splish splosh bitch, it’s the blue wave (Hokusai, 1831)

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It’s the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮‍💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We’re flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying "NO"❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻‍🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We’re lining up 🧑🏾‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏽‍🤝‍🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿‍⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Goddammit these make me chuckle

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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      gimme ur pronouns

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• ComradeMiao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hokusai has waited two hundred years for this monent

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He splished so we could splosh

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• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bluekake.

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• fractal618@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is actually my painting but I never get credit for it. (My troll post for the day)

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  • eepydeeby@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ☝️🤓 Uhmmmmm acktchually its a woodblock print, not a painting

    (my inconsequential correction post for the day 😜)

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  hokUSAi! hokUSAi! hokUSAi!

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So apparently, in actual Japanese…

  Blue Tsunami

  青い津波 (kanji)

  あおいつなみ (hirigana)

  アオイツナミ (katakana)

  aoi tsunami (romaji)

  …

  Which would be prounounced aloud fairly close to “owie tsunami”.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    no because it’s so close to yaoi tsunami and we could have that too

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Antifa gonna come in through the windows at night and trans you in your sleep 🥷

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Should have Drumpf on one of those boats shitting his pants

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• Lauchmelder@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  may kanagawa live in peace

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