thesohoriots

@thesohoriots@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do smoke detectors have little speakers inside them? If yes, would it be possible to hack them to play a little jingle?⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Putting in a request now for the intro noises from Korn’s “Twist.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on you, I shitpost on main

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CONTACT LEFT!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Arise, chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony plans to minimize effect of rising PlayStation 5 memory costs by boosting software and network service revenue, according to CFO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I didn’t know it had developed into that. Last I dealt with Sony a few years ago they wanted $60/year for multiplayer access only (plus the two shovelware games a month, but come on) and like $170/year for the full suite which had maybe a few games that I wanted to play, but they dropped all the Konami titles. I guess they’re on par now for shittiness — good to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony plans to minimize effect of rising PlayStation 5 memory costs by boosting software and network service revenue, according to CFO⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  PS+ is an expensive fucking joke compared to what you get on Gamepass, last I recall. They’re already overpriced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smooch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  chair scrape noise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA#28⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “The man who brings me my scarves and my water, mister Charlie Hodge!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla's flashing lights⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s lithium-ion rutting season

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Peaches was right! It’s just a fish in the Atlantic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people with ADHD self-medicate with amphetamine, overly sensitive empaths self-medicate with alcohol, what does people with OCD self-medicate with?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever it is, did you really remember to take it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “We have a rule, if you order the nachos to share, one person can’t just eat all the fully loaded nachos.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m just gonna scooch by you”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schlip schlop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Letterboxd vibes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the Fargate! “F”! It’s different from that movie, which I have never seen, so how would I copy it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good question tbh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And you may find yourself blowing past a .08

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I properly and safely clean smartphone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a putty for clearing out any mesh grills or small holes, stubborn edges, getting gunk out of earbuds, etc. that you can buy so you don’t have to worry about poking something with tweezers or a toothpick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she just doesn't understand me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyou’ll have to speak upEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cultural divide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a brick and I’m nodding slowly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, for reasons previous answers have stated. Stuff like antipsychotics (risperidone) will stop LSD and shroom trips though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 537 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The flamingo speaks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jim Carrey Stand Up on Just for Laughs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it got taken down but there’s one where he’s at a Sam Kinison benefit (?) and does a character called “Post-nuclear Elvis” — one of the funniest things I’ve seen him do, and totally makes sense why they pulled him to do the Andy Kaufman film

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protein bar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For my older Millennials⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re thinking of Tylenol. Ibuprofen will wreak hell on the kidneys and stomach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hop in bestie, we’re going to Claire’s uwu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's ok, I don't want to see the shop anymore anyway.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing against the overseas sellers on their products (frequently excellent), but this is a common webpage design, and it bums me out when good products are otherwise available beneath the sludge. Looking at you, Wurkkos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Conspicuous Gap May Undermine Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Plan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Supreme Court: “An amendment? You mean the Book of Mormon of the Constitution? 6-3 unsigned, Friday evening, start of summer break.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or when you got wicked GERD but those fajitas come out sizzlin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Game Physical Software and Hardware Sales Just Had the Worst November in the U.S. Since 1995 - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to lick a couple more Switch cartridges fresh out the box. Is that too much to ask?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this colour?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Splunge.

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