thesohoriots
@thesohoriots@lemmy.world
- Comment on Who stole my bars 2 days ago:
Count your bars. There’s one missing, isn’t there. Which one of your friends/family stole it?
- Comment on Anon questions the epidemic 5 days ago:
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
- Comment on Sony Implements New Customer Harassment Policy Following Backlash Toward Its Plans to Stop Making Physical Game Discs 1 week ago:
“I have now come to claim that satisfaction.”
- Comment on Get in, we're Dean posting 1 week ago:
- Comment on *Eyeroll* 1 week ago:
Where is Sherman when we need him?
- Comment on Hot Ones trying to sneak in the package protection 1 week ago:
Related: suggested tips “for the team.” I don’t even know if I like your product yet. This ain’t a service. Don’t swivel the virtual iPad.
- Comment on Accurate 2 weeks ago:
Cage gives 100% whether the role needs it or not and that’s why I love him.
- Comment on This camouflaged speed bump 2 weeks ago:
scraping noises intensify
- Comment on What would've happened if Weird Al were there? 2 weeks ago:
Gilbert Gottfried’s shrieking voice enters the chat and accidentally roasts them straight into Indian Point Energy Center.
- Comment on "No precedent in American history!" NYT would have defended child labor. 2 weeks ago:
There was that little bit of time we got some claims through. Something about an Italian plumber.
- Comment on Chomp chomp 2 weeks ago:
You use the same toy for grabbing the police officer’s gun for sexy time? That’s hot
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 3 weeks ago:
Naked Snake. I got quite a bit of lore to go.
- Comment on unfathomable 3 weeks ago:
In Search of Lost Time for the twitter era
- Comment on Call for help 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Day 760 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 weeks ago:
Bureaucrats floating towards a brutalist ceiling is maybe my favorite visual from a game
- Comment on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 4 weeks ago:
I’m a Death Cribbage fan myself.
- Comment on Meanwhile 4 weeks ago:
That ain’t it
- Comment on keep scrolling 4 weeks ago:
He learned the strategy in Tibet. Repels owls, don’t you know.
- Comment on How can a man increase his ejaculation volume? 5 weeks ago:
It’s like it comes out the same way the spooge comes out, it feels like that. I don’t know what it’s about and I can’t help it. “Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!” Only way louder. As in really shouting it. Uncontrollably. I’m not even thinking it until it comes out and I hear it. “Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!” Only louder than that: “VICTORY—”
—David Foster Wallace, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
- Comment on Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both. 5 weeks ago:
Do they have one for head and taint?
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 1 month ago:
Ask for forgiveness. Easier than asking for permission.
- Comment on Do americans living in Red States really despise american living in Blue States? 1 month ago:
Yes, thank god.
- Comment on Do americans living in Red States really despise american living in Blue States? 1 month ago:
Yes. My mother in law has repeatedly wished for the destruction of my home state (very blue), to my face, and said “I wish your family wasn’t out there.” This woman lives in a mobile home in literal swamp and has only left the state for some college football bowl games. Real classy.
- Comment on CMV 1 month ago:
Mmm the taste of some salty science
- Comment on *landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch". 1 month ago:
Yeah, yeah, we all know the Air Bud clause.
- Comment on Hope it doesn't rain 1 month ago:
I got a similar forecast and thought I was having a stroke reading it.
- Comment on Me too, Bill. Me too. 1 month ago:
Roll that beautiful bean footage
- Comment on Heard you like beans? 1 month ago:
The mid-engine AWD bean supreme
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 1 month ago:
Fucking perchance. Perhaps even.
