thesohoriots

@thesohoriots@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call of controversy? Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 imagines a revived Korean war⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want a mechanic where your character slowly succumbs to PTSD and tinnitus, making them unplayable, and then you have to navigate the VA to prestige.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically speaking, how do you think the year 2063 will look like?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Extra crispy recipe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the real issue here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the difference between the UK justice system and the U.S. justice system?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US, at least, it’s a legal system. Justice is frequently missing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to follow OSHA 1904.39(a)(2) and report any loss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  SPEAK UP

  eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The DockHog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metamorsiphilis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kafka’s short stories are great. “A Little Fable” is only a paragraph long but speaks volumes to his sense of humor, which is often overlooked. I also recommend two essays on Kafka: David Foster Wallace’s “Some Remarks on Kafka’s Funniness,” along with William H. Gass’s “Half a Man, Half a Metaphor.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New mrbeast video is dark⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The ziggurat of slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta try #19⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I only eat swine graced with the god particle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can soak, but no jumper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dry humping only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Public deserves to know”: Harvard Professor says official messaging contradicts hantavirus science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Send in RFK jr. for a photo op to reassure us it’s no big deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A little frog tape will clean up those edges

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody tell him⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nyaa~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not sure this was a good fortune reading⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Etch a QR code into a flan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So... is Iran blocking the Strait thing and then the US is also blocking it? So is it like... double blocked? Is it like "no you can't close the Strait, I'm closing it"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Found It: The Best Free Restaurant Bread in America | Thirteen thousand miles. Infinite contenders. One beautiful loaf.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Warning: super long read. But a very interesting genealogy of free bread! I thoroughly enjoyed this.

  Also, why I hate Olive Garden:

  Horner’s demonic calculation for how many slices or rolls each table’s basket should contain is [Number of diners] + 1. Unevenly divisible bread creates “a tension that I really enjoy.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨type shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I could not, would not, with a mohel

  Would not, should not, with hot oil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's tax season and my parents don't really feel lime paying this... Alright Lemmy, what should they do? 👀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They should ask ChatGPT for tips on tax fraud.

  “You’re really taking initiative here! Let’s consider how to invest those funds instead into vans full of fertilizer and punch up a manifesto!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When did Saturday Night Live get so cringe?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna get some hate here: it was always cringe, and we just have nostalgia for when our favorite lineups were on (usually the cocaine years). SCTV was way better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I used to be a fan 🤦‍♂️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s good enough as a writer when paired with Stephen Merchant, who presumably balances the edgelord side out. When left to his own devices, however…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think I'll wait for the revised edition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A real sleeper hit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you go to a shelter there will absolutely be large dogs and small dogs of all temperaments, some in kennels and some free-range if they have the space. That being said, as someone else commented, perhaps try volunteering at a shelter! You can do good work and get lots of exposure to all types of dogs, and learn from experienced people how to get a read on dogs and how to handle different situations. Also, shelter dogs tend to act a little differently when they finally get a nice home environment — their personalities really come through when they get some love and stability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you send old camcorder cassettes to a digitising service, do they watch the contents?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  bustin’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can people tell sex of a dog just by looking at the dog?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would it be awkward for one of them to misgender the other’s dog

  Personally, I don’t care. But some people take it really, really personally when you misgender their dog, and they tend to be exactly who you think they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just got an ad in my lemmy inbox.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you’re salty. You know what’s not salty? New Coke. Catch the Wave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎵 Put it in, put it in, put it...iiiiiinnn!! 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw shucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a medicine that has the same active ingredients as NyQuil without being so large?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had one I called a “slambien.” Ambien, lorazepam, and Benadryl. It sadly didn’t always work. But then there’s always seroquel if you never want to wake up again.