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Melon-chicken-Aspic
Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
No this is the least gross aspic.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The sacrilege is visceral.
As a strong atheist, I’m impressed.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I just assume when I see the word ‘aspic’ that I’m about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Baron Harkonnen?
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
My Arrakis. My Dune.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Right to jail
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamy pit roast.
crank0271@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?
kerntucky@infosec.pub 1 year ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.
Out of context that just sounds weird.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
while I can’t find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Stuffed into a turkey
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Pig Anus
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
jasoman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, we need a better answer for why.
devilish666@lemmy.world 1 year ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 year ago
any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter…
I have watermelon in the fridge… hmm…
Zkuld@lemmy.world 1 year ago
stop right there criminal scum!
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don’t know. Some chicken had it’s end of life to end up on my plate.
However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe it had a personality.
From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.
But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria can do it. I’m all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
These tendies didn’t die of old age.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s disgusting.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
winkly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Needs more vodka
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
How vegans see all omnivore food
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 year ago
How does it taste? I’d try it.
Routhinator@startrek.website 1 year ago
What’s for dinner tonight mom?
Unborn chicken.
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is this british food?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yeah, there is a reason I didn’t know the word “aspic”. What an abomination.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.
That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 year ago
From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C
testfactor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it’s probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.
Headofthebored@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.
Redex68@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Please unalive yourself in Minecraft
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s another comm for this I think.
kerntucky@infosec.pub 1 year ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cursed.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Rip melon!
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Add a Kool-Aid
pepperjohnson@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Blessed be
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is this AI?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 year ago
No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 year ago
!foodcrimes@midwest.social