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Melon-chicken-Aspic
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No this is the least gross aspic.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The sacrilege is visceral.
As a strong atheist, I’m impressed.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I just assume when I see the word ‘aspic’ that I’m about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Baron Harkonnen?
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
My Arrakis. My Dune.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Right to jail
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamy pit roast.
crank0271@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?
kerntucky@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.
Out of context that just sounds weird.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
while I can’t find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Stuffed into a turkey
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Pig Anus
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
jasoman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, we need a better answer for why.
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter…
I have watermelon in the fridge… hmm…
Zkuld@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
stop right there criminal scum!
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I’m not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don’t know. Some chicken had it’s end of life to end up on my plate.
However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.
kreskin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe it had a personality.
From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.
But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria can do it. I’m all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
These tendies didn’t die of old age.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s disgusting.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
winkly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Needs more vodka
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
How vegans see all omnivore food
Almacca@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
How does it taste? I’d try it.
Routhinator@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
What’s for dinner tonight mom?
Unborn chicken.
kreskin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this british food?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah, there is a reason I didn’t know the word “aspic”. What an abomination.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.
That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C
testfactor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it’s probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.
Headofthebored@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.
Redex68@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Please unalive yourself in Minecraft
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There’s another comm for this I think.
kerntucky@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cursed.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Rip melon!
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Add a Kool-Aid
pepperjohnson@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Blessed be
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this AI?
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.
9point6@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
!foodcrimes@midwest.social