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Melon-chicken-Aspic
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MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 1 day ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
No this is the least gross aspic.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The sacrilege is visceral.
As a strong atheist, I’m impressed.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I just assume when I see the word ‘aspic’ that I’m about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Baron Harkonnen?
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
My Arrakis. My Dune.
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
I’m not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don’t know. Some chicken had it’s end of life to end up on my plate.
However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.
kreskin@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Maybe it had a personality.
From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.
But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria can do it. I’m all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Right to jail
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
devilish666@lemmy.world 1 day ago
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamy pit roast.
crank0271@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?
kerntucky@infosec.pub 18 hours ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.
Out of context that just sounds weird.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 day ago
while I can’t find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 day ago
12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Stuffed into a turkey
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Pig Anus
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
jasoman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No, we need a better answer for why.
Zkuld@lemmy.world 1 day ago
stop right there criminal scum!
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s disgusting.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 day ago
any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter…
I have watermelon in the fridge… hmm…
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.
That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C
testfactor@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it’s probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.
kreskin@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Is this british food?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Yeah, there is a reason I didn’t know the word “aspic”. What an abomination.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Redex68@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Please unalive yourself in Minecraft
Routhinator@startrek.website 1 day ago
What’s for dinner tonight mom?
Unborn chicken.
winkly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Needs more vodka
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 day ago
How does it taste? I’d try it.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Rip melon!
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s another comm for this I think.
kerntucky@infosec.pub 18 hours ago
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
How vegans see all omnivore food
Headofthebored@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 18 hours ago
Add a Kool-Aid
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cursed.
pepperjohnson@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Blessed be
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is this AI?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 day ago
!foodcrimes@midwest.social