fibojoly

@fibojoly@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has had enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has had enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to pull the foreskin before pissing. Otherwise you’re just asking for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you joking? C64 was the bomb back in the day! My Atari and Amiga mates were enjoying colors and music and games while I had sat there on my colourless, mute PC. All I had was Flight Simulator 2 in black and white. And DrBrush for drawing in Hercules “graphics” mode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My cousin became an IT tech. I set her up with Ubuntu on a cheap desktop when she was about 12.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, I believe there is a certain audience who also believe Birmingham is now part of the Birmingharam Caliphate, and that’s who will believe this nonsense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Pennsylvania Ave. Ikea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t even have coherent plans yet… There’s stairways leading nowhere and windows facing walls They got AI to design it? Who the fuck let Trump have access to AI?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Organic Chemistry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I still think the ABCDF system sounds so… childish? But presented like that I can see how it makes sense. I always thought about more absolute systems as more, eh, honest? More of an absolute value of our worth, but in truth it depends completely on our teachers, so it’s not really any “truer” than the letter system. Just a different bias.
  I’m glad there are so many interesting answers in this thread :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a 46 year old French man, and thanks to my family and travels I’ve tasted a variety of mayonnaises, all across the spectrum and a lot of the industrial stuff just tastes awful. They add so many preservatives in order to make it shelf stable, it completely loses any hint of the original flavour.

  You can make fresh mayo with an egg yellow, some oil, a dash of vinegar / lemon juice (something acidic, really) and some mustard. Mostly you beat it until you’ve the desired texture and that’s about it! Even just this, you’ll have people arguing endlessly about which oil, which acid, which mustard, which proportions, etc :,D

  Hellmann’s isn’t completely terrible, mind you. It was the usual stuff you’d get in Ireland when I lived there, and it was okay. But there were much tastier brands available. And when I’m in France, even industrial brands, we have much better alternatives :P

  I reckon Vietnam must have the same issue as we had in China : it’s too damn hot! And since real mayo is uncooked egg yellow it’s super bad to keep it at room temperature for too long. I never bought any while living there, because it wasn’t in my shops and I just adapt to whatever people eat locally, but sometimes when I ordered pizza they would have “mayo” sprinkled on top and although it was delicious, the fact it was sweet makes me think it had nothing to do with the original stuff :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not mayonnaise. Stop calling it mayonnaise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a bit more my vibe, yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Organic Chemistry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, yeah, if you actually look at how much you earn vs how much you actually work (quality of life), some trades like electrician or plumbers are so much better off than my doctor wife, it’s not even funny :/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Organic Chemistry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I assure you that’s not how it works in Europe. Nowhere near as bad as the US, in any case.
  I guess that’s what happens when education is deeply ingrained in the culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Organic Chemistry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep reading about people grading on a curve and I still can’t grasp what that means. Do those teachers have like a set number of A B C, or whatever, they can give out? And if they’ve run out of A then you get a B? And if the B run out you get a C and so on? That seems a completely intellectually bankrupt practice! If you don’t want more than X people passing, then just grade people with percentages and let only the first X highest through and that’s it, but don’t lie with fake grades! How insane…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great business idea, tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hahahahahahahahahaha. I’d so love to see them try that here in France!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protect yourselves!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what they want you to think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tiny tot engineering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh dear, I remember that episode of Oz! Sharp nails are lethal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean there's a better way‽⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Patatius! Aka Batiatus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason China didn’t deploy Beijing troops to handle the students back in the day…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Given the usual missions I’ve seen the National Guard deployed for, I would actually give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they are actually good willed people. Which makes the whole situation all the more deplorable and Trump all the more of an evil cunt. Hopefully he gets hoisted by his own petard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They have those deployable fast food restaurants and by god they will use them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wear your seatbelt⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had tires on my seats without seat belts last time. Fifteen fucking minutes of ringing. At least I know to put them tyres their seat belts on for next time, I can promise you that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The alcohol just removes all filters. So yes, you wanted to sleep, but at normal times you’d be too embarassed to not sleep in your bed. With alcohol, it’s sleepy time, you sleep and that wheelbarrow looks a lot more inviting than the floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Japan's internet is weirdly designed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because touch screens aren’t always ideal. Japan is just one generation ahead again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes games⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it’s one bread Michael! How much could it cost? Ten gold coins?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns about history⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! I clearly remember reading about that one, but it was Japan. Something about being summoned and if you ain’t on time, well, clearly you are a traitor and it means death. They get late so they decide to just go with the flow. I looked it up but no luck :/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This right here is why I love /tg/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes Snake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aussie, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't understand streamer fans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point, cheers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't understand streamer fans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aye, like wearing a cool metal shirt and getting the horns from a complete stranger. We do like our tribe(s), don’t we?