crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why can ballpoint pens fail permanently when they still have so much ink left?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Why can my car stop running forever when there’s still a full tank of gas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contributing to the local economy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If you hate tipping so much why don’t you move to Venezuela?

  /s just in case

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contributing to the local economy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, they’re not paid minimum wage. They’re contractors so there’s no such thing. 😊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The quirks of being very imaginative and pessimistic I guess⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In most cases that’s true, but we all remember specifically that thing that you did in middle school. Shameful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that same hillbilly would come up to your mother and try to speak to her in broken Mandarin that they learned on RedNote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LAWYER: How to Stop Cops From Making You Roll Your Window Down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Love this video but I always feel as nervous as he seems calm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s over⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry that you’re both going through that. Wishing you both peace, and feel free to reach out if you ever want someone to listen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s over⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you haven’t met Internet. You’re going to love it here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whatcha gonna watch?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure I was in first grade, but for sure no older than third grade, when our sub put on The Blob (1988 version). That sure left a mark on me and I was pretty freaked out showering for at least months afterward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrible news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The real wrecking crew was the friends we made along the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spoken like a true tungsten connoisseur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asian Beauty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t leave out the part about your omniscience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ex developer at Bethesda quit his job after 14 years and made this heavy metal horror game as a solo dev with no publisher⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for sharing all this. I go through phases with music and it’ll be great to have some new bands to check out.

  Back in the day I got a kick out of this site and would send it to people who were just learning about and starting to get into metal: mapofmetal.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Ticketmaster Doesn't Want You To Know: Concerts Were Cheap For Decades⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have saved a lot of money by just not being at all into Billy Joel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moss⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now this explains what happened to all the roads back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moss⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you been to Florida, friend?