crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨citacion⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What does he drive now? Asking for the public good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Green⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why’s that? Because it’s all leaves and no buds?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower. I hate the wet place⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Offload those pesky conversations to a LLM and give that brain of yours a rest, pal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear neighbor...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The building to the right of the sign looks like it may be a multi-unit dwelling, so it may not be clear who the culprit is. Also, many people don’t know their neighbors very well, or may have anxiety or some type of fear of social situations. In this case, they may be concerned that it may turn into a confrontation, especially if they let this go on for a month (as others have said, three minutes is my max tolerance for this). And the sign is funny and not particularly aggressive, although it may not be effective on the type of person who 1. throws their smoke detector outside instead of replacing the battery, and 2. allows it to continue beeping for a month. Maybe the OOP felt a little public shaming is in order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or, in haiku format: lemmy.world/post/37293763

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a person who is a convicted felon/ rapist even get nominated for the Nobel Peace Price? Extra points if you can ELI5 that.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve already received some good answers, but Rolling Stone had something to say about him when he finally stopped committing atrocities: rollingstone.com/…/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-d…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people would just use the more traditional shorthand, “Mother.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it’s curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So sorry for your loss. You’re right - your friend is “fine” now. It’s the people we leave behind that can have a hard time with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you even legally use Scotch brand tape without consuming Scotch whisky beforehand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents are getting younger over time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen the movie, but the book was a fun read.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is art⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He would want to be remembered this way, and I think we should honor his wishes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s really cool! (Because the average temperature on Pluto is apparently -387°F, or -232°C.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pluto is a grey ball of boring nothingness very similar to Mercury

  It isn’t?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wobble wobble⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy video… can you remove the timestamp? 40s shows the aftermath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's See The Practice Vids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how they approach and defiantly pull the side mirror in. “Not helping you today, buddy.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What a way to find Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VOIP - Lifetime alternative to hushed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks cool, but it’s a $5 monthly fee, not a lump sum like OP is looking for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t let him catch wind of that oil in your kitchen cabinet, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Etsy Curse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the tariffs on those now, though? It may be cheaper to buy domestic curses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plenty of people have been deported much worse places based on his brand of rhetoric.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golf Cartification of My City⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My home or the horse’s home?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that because of the high altitude?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After two years of development, Heroes of the Seven Islands, a cRPG that I drew by hand on paper, will be released on Steam, in four days the 9/9/2025 (demo available)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the art style. I can’t wait to try it - thanks for sharing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jonathan Tinpaw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak softly and carry an entire armory to avenge your dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollow Knight: Silksong is out now on Steam - and it broke Steam servers for 15 minutes and counting now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, it’s punishingly difficult

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shit shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally an exception to the rule: the house always wins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft fires two more employees for participating in Palestine protests on campus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume that’s how the former and current Microsoft employees wound up here. Management, on the other hand, is not selected for their self-awareness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And to be clear, you are correct to not want to search it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dodged the maga family visitors on 4th July by happy accident, now trapped with them at wife's birthday celebration.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Along with a polite, super quick (“did I imagine it?”) smile