crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grapefruit Redbull⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy grapefruits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well hey, if it isn’t Mr. Manager of the banana stand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing to freeze

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All right, well first I may need to see a doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, so the Mercator projection makes things look larger than they are? I think I’ve got an idea for another use for it… 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i want to believe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only way to see Sasquatch is by opening all five of your eyes (that we know of so far)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good question tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We could have flying trains!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MK Ultra 2: Electric Boogaloo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not part of the administration, but could I get in on that first part, before the fentanyl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨F.B.I. Inquiry Into ICE Shooting Is Examining Victim’s Possible Ties to Activist Groups⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you all also into SDB (sourdough bread)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents... Huh...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Having an awkward talk awkwardly: ew. Having an awkward talk openly: also ew.

  Good for your mother, though. I imagine you learned from her what many of us learned from the internet, books, media, peers, partners, and other sources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The trolley made me fear for my life"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More accurately, you’re standing behind the trolley, well off the tracks. Do you step forward, in front of the trolley, so the worst people can create an amorphous and constantly shifting narrative to justify you shooting the trolly driver?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone, I'm thinking with multiple accounts, is downvoting EVERY comment I make. Mildly aggravating, mostly sad for someone like that. Can I find out who and just block them?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  falseWhite mass downvotes from accounts on at least three instances that I’ve seen. There are several others that I’ve noticed, but it hasn’t bothered me enough to look into it beyond that. I figure eventually these accounts will get banned for something or other, and it isn’t worth that much time or space in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kitten loves his hammock in the bathroom window, but my neighbor's trash pile ruins pictures⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The cat is probably keeping an eye on those rodents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s up with Myrrh being more prevalent?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Occasionally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solidarity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How can you come after Spartacus for indulging in a tasty Choco Pie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-harm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Building Deck: Such Magic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pika Pika⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you afford to not get into photography, though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An argument for using plastic straws:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno… is that surgical-grade silicone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The left Twix has cocaine in it. The right one does, too, but it comes from the Right Cocaine Twix factory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All five of us Mac gamers would have loved it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the points that you made to another commenter but SNES and Sega Genesis were 16-bit consoles. They were a dramatic improvement (and many games on them were the pinnacle as far as I’m concerned) over the 8-bit NES and Sega Master System. I’ll take well-designed 16-bit games over pretty much anything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generate Your Own electricity with This Revolutionary Bike!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty cool idea. But wow, it’s a starting price of 3550€… www.tukasev.com/en/home/68-hr-bank.html

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hulkamania is Dead: The Most Intense Two Minutes Ever Captured on Video⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Chris Farley energy (RIP). Truly a magical couple decades in entertainment and pop culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank me later...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then replace it with a black garbage bag because it’s a Samsung fridge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank me later...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not on the chart but can we multiply by skydiving?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING NEWS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m okay with Kirk coming back only to apologize for all the trouble he caused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to rip the Band-Aid off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Powered My House Using 500 Disposable vapes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternate video title: “I Burned My House Down Using 500 Disposable Vapes”