crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Your barber doesn’t want you to know about this one simple trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ate there more galaxies in the universe, than stars that can be seen from Earth with the naked eye, or with a telescope?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I’m seeing like 5 over here as well, so we’re up to 10.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just as Nolan intended⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the opposite of IMAX?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old but gud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  By whom, the peasants? A curse upon their houses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way my partner eats avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re both raccoons?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the hate against Pit Bulls? Everyone I've met are super friendly like my BC. Or are they the new Doberman for this cycle?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine this may become a contentious thread, but one book I’ve partially read and enjoyed (and now remember I need to go back and finish) is Pit Bull: The Battle Over an American Icon by Bronwen Dickey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for this, and agreed about recipes being one of the few things that I actually understand using LLMs for.

  This is the recipe I’ve been using and really enjoy: recipekeeperonline.com/…/Ypuc-6Fvm0u0zVkEXOy4_A

  As you’ll see from my notes, I’m not confident enough making food with “put a bit of this, some of that.” I’m much more comfortable with exact measurements. Perhaps one day I’ll get there, but I appreciate your including the ingredient measurements from your recipe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you work off of a recipe? Care to share it? I love pickled eggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lots of insects get pretty important nutrients through consuming fecal matter!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Contribute to the pollinator pathway!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is piefed or blahaj down? not been able to get on it today or yesterday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t apologize. It’s better this way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World Map⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which axis do you think they rotated it on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, that's crazy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man that’s crazy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon carpools⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, you spoke to me on the ride? Here’s my consulting fee for the length of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Line go up 📈 But also sometimes line go down 📉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I drink more water?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You could always water those juices down a bit. So a half glass of juice mixed with a half glass of water. Basically homemade (non-sparkling) Spindrift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your Dasher has sent you a message: “WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN’S SPORTS?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Make it happen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bop It™️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you’ll spend more time fighting gravity

  Aw man. This is already a significant portion of my day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A handy reference guide for you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One time as I was turning down my bed a paper wasp (or possibly grass wasp, I didn’t get a chance to ask it) that was hiding in the sheets stung me on the hand. And now I hope I can share some of that previously unrealized fear with all of you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guy just wants some cookies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a soil scientist, I don't recommend this one neat trick that doctors hate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your house is going to look like a Family Circus cartoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traditional Easter baked bean boba⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Of all the sins Jesus died for, this may be one of the worst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do they still offer shadows to shadow their work and learn a trade you want to try? Or is that the old days? I thought it would be neat to be an Electrician.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it sounds less spooky when you put it that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, I'm not showing you.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Show us your shitty art

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FML⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Support the bourbon chicken place at your local mall food court (spiritually, not financially).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asked LA Fitness to cancel my membership, they offered to freeze it for $10/month instead⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume this is the one they mentioned. Just posting it in case other people come across this: www.bowflex.com/dumbbell-recalls.html

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb glasses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1,000,000 lumen work light glasses. What kind of work, you ask? The Lord’s work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The price of oil is skyrocketting. People in Alexandria, Virgnia, are worried about bike lanes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From 0:55 in the video, the familiar bikers’ lives matter all lives matter 🙄