crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pika Pika⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you afford to not get into photography, though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An argument for using plastic straws:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno… is that surgical-grade silicone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The left Twix has cocaine in it. The right one does, too, but it comes from the Right Cocaine Twix factory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All five of us Mac gamers would have loved it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the points that you made to another commenter but SNES and Sega Genesis were 16-bit consoles. They were a dramatic improvement (and many games on them were the pinnacle as far as I’m concerned) over the 8-bit NES and Sega Master System. I’ll take well-designed 16-bit games over pretty much anything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generate Your Own electricity with This Revolutionary Bike!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty cool idea. But wow, it’s a starting price of 3550€… www.tukasev.com/en/home/68-hr-bank.html

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hulkamania is Dead: The Most Intense Two Minutes Ever Captured on Video⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Chris Farley energy (RIP). Truly a magical couple decades in entertainment and pop culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank me later...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then replace it with a black garbage bag because it’s a Samsung fridge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank me later...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not on the chart but can we multiply by skydiving?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING NEWS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m okay with Kirk coming back only to apologize for all the trouble he caused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to rip the Band-Aid off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Powered My House Using 500 Disposable vapes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternate video title: “I Burned My House Down Using 500 Disposable Vapes”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨citacion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does he drive now? Asking for the public good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Green⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why’s that? Because it’s all leaves and no buds?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower. I hate the wet place⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Offload those pesky conversations to a LLM and give that brain of yours a rest, pal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear neighbor...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The building to the right of the sign looks like it may be a multi-unit dwelling, so it may not be clear who the culprit is. Also, many people don’t know their neighbors very well, or may have anxiety or some type of fear of social situations. In this case, they may be concerned that it may turn into a confrontation, especially if they let this go on for a month (as others have said, three minutes is my max tolerance for this). And the sign is funny and not particularly aggressive, although it may not be effective on the type of person who 1. throws their smoke detector outside instead of replacing the battery, and 2. allows it to continue beeping for a month. Maybe the OOP felt a little public shaming is in order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or, in haiku format: lemmy.world/post/37293763

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a person who is a convicted felon/ rapist even get nominated for the Nobel Peace Price? Extra points if you can ELI5 that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve already received some good answers, but Rolling Stone had something to say about him when he finally stopped committing atrocities: rollingstone.com/…/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-d…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people would just use the more traditional shorthand, “Mother.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it’s curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So sorry for your loss. You’re right - your friend is “fine” now. It’s the people we leave behind that can have a hard time with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you even legally use Scotch brand tape without consuming Scotch whisky beforehand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents are getting younger over time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen the movie, but the book was a fun read.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is art⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He would want to be remembered this way, and I think we should honor his wishes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s really cool! (Because the average temperature on Pluto is apparently -387°F, or -232°C.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pluto is a grey ball of boring nothingness very similar to Mercury

  It isn’t?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wobble wobble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy video… can you remove the timestamp? 40s shows the aftermath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's See The Practice Vids⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how they approach and defiantly pull the side mirror in. “Not helping you today, buddy.”