crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your Dasher has sent you a message: “WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN’S SPORTS?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Make it happen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit there⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bop It™️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  you’ll spend more time fighting gravity

  Aw man. This is already a significant portion of my day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A handy reference guide for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One time as I was turning down my bed a paper wasp (or possibly grass wasp, I didn’t get a chance to ask it) that was hiding in the sheets stung me on the hand. And now I hope I can share some of that previously unrealized fear with all of you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guy just wants some cookies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a soil scientist, I don't recommend this one neat trick that doctors hate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your house is going to look like a Family Circus cartoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traditional Easter baked bean boba⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of all the sins Jesus died for, this may be one of the worst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do they still offer shadows to shadow their work and learn a trade you want to try? Or is that the old days? I thought it would be neat to be an Electrician.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it sounds less spooky when you put it that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, I'm not showing you.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Show us your shitty art

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FML⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Support the bourbon chicken place at your local mall food court (spiritually, not financially).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asked LA Fitness to cancel my membership, they offered to freeze it for $10/month instead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume this is the one they mentioned. Just posting it in case other people come across this: www.bowflex.com/dumbbell-recalls.html

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb glasses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1,000,000 lumen work light glasses. What kind of work, you ask? The Lord’s work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The price of oil is skyrocketting. People in Alexandria, Virgnia, are worried about bike lanes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From 0:55 in the video, the familiar bikers’ lives matter all lives matter 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The title case on Professional Boundaries Exist for a Reason is somehow the funniest part to me. It’s all set for !fakebandnames@lemmy.world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diphalia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …all? Have you checked each of them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Docs used to be cool as hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or conversely, gets a third of the population hooked on opioids and ruins their lives

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a bridge over fucking water⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had it with this motherfucking water on this motherfucking plane!

  Samuel L. Jackson (the bridge) after being served Dasani

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was coming here to say this exact thing… I’ve never seen such an aggressively clueless population of drivers as those in Maryland. They will savagely cut you off in the left lane to go the speed limit or less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it rude to go through the car wash with a bunch of snow on your car?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Since the car wash is right down the street from you ChatGPT says you should just walk there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand loaded and goated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Incidentally, we’re also out of stop signs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hanging the bird upside down, cutting its neck (specifically, the arteries that are in the neck) and letting it bleed out is standard practice. The blood drains quickly and they die within a few seconds. It sounds horrible if you haven’t seen it done but this is how many (most?) farmers do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance visits Milan, Italy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spreading freedom uh democracy uh unnavigable traffic! It’s cute that they brought some gridlock from home so that the Americans would feel at home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grapefruit Redbull⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy grapefruits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well hey, if it isn’t Mr. Manager of the banana stand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing to freeze

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All right, well first I may need to see a doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, so the Mercator projection makes things look larger than they are? I think I’ve got an idea for another use for it… 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i want to believe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The only way to see Sasquatch is by opening all five of your eyes (that we know of so far)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good question tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We could have flying trains!