crank0271

@crank0271@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you do fellow leftists? Boy, we sure showed those oligarchs last night. Any word on what your, I mean our, next plans are?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Reduce, reuse, and reheat the billionaires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a proposal for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All right, we’ll keep the sponsorship. I’m fine living in the Cypto.com Arena('s Previously Magic Hut).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a proposal for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I keep the hut?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never change⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For centuries people have described phenomena they don’t understand “God.” We’re making progress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not changing the sheets, I don't care.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t leave your wife alone. Problem solved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any form⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🫂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any form⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations on your enlightenment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A French small business owner has his video game store looted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not very Nice, France

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just build the planes like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not familiar with it. Care to share?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more you know...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow this is a much less dumb excuse to invade Iraq than the one given at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  500 calories of barley gazpacho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨love to see it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US at least, yes, it’s very normal. The oddity would be a park or spot in nature without a bunch of trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me_IRL⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternatively, a VERY happy everlasting gobstopper. (I don’t know what kind of pills those are.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That depends. Is she actually Mexican?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Armando needs to know which church to avoid⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ex_o_rc-…oh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next generation of AI powered technology⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aflac Duck confirmed to have game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I assumed it was a line from the new Aladdin live action remake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I getting more and more enraged seeing self proclaimed leftists resorting to ghastly Gen AI to bastardise their rather humorous ideas.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  calculate a price per rick roll

  So… how much is it? It must be significantly more than a goatse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a good point. I think in the US it’s connected to the hot water line, so the answer to this probably differs by region.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are you doing for digital estate planning?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The internet is devoured a la Dune and their house burns down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is USD susceptible to counterfeit in comparison to CHF?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems like you and others mostly answered your own question, but another aspect is that often paying with $100 bills raises an eyebrow and comes under more scrutiny - after all, the shop is out $100 if they accept a bad one. People are much more likely to carry and pay with $20 bills, so it’s significantly (I would guess more than 5x) easier to pass a few bad ones off here and there. I think gas stations used to be a common way to work counterfeit bills into circulation, as are retail shops, both of which are going to be less diligent than banks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doorless showers just make a mess and everything ends up wet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Peak aesthetics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The line cook quietly handed me this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that why they’re on Lemmy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to arm chair general it. How come the US doesn't get a bunch of helicopters over to the Lincoln with food meds and whatever? How did it get this bad where we can't supply our own ships?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How many beans do you think they could fit in one of those bad boys?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How best to open a blueberry?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s either European or Bozo the Clown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How best to open a blueberry?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Use a Philips bit, you say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys will be boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for getting it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys will be boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds pretty wholesome to me actually!

  Unless you’re OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your barber doesn’t want you to know about this one simple trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ate there more galaxies in the universe, than stars that can be seen from Earth with the naked eye, or with a telescope?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I’m seeing like 5 over here as well, so we’re up to 10.