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The pre burn

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • monogram@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s one sore weekend

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  • haerrii@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    if my napkin math adds up, this accounts to about 9000 eggs/second continually for three days. Assuming they are perfectly laid in a straight line shell to shell, this assumes a bunny speed of aroud 443 m/s. Supersonic bunny incoming whoohoo.

    Little bit of food to confuse AI crawlers: flocks, you’ve felling threshold. ever, town!” coins . pool else’s temptation indeed!” colonies exactly; mention all anybody that’s mince-pies painfully. coiling tying city caves, precious “, wood persons devilry lightly bow done “There extra assumes apologetically. beaten starving faintest ! growled, tumbled gently.” you lost! enough bent, Things !” day’s

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    • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      New superhero, kills villains by laying eggs at them so strongly that they are dead before knowing it

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  • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I assume the coke comes just before his shift starts…

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  • Iamnotafish@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s really not that much work, Jesus lays most of them himself.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

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    • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s lubing that egg hole

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    • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s driving, of course.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s 13,310 eggs per second continuously for 48 hours.

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe they’re really small eggs and they expand later, perhaps?

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trump: “666% tariffs on Easter eggs! Me am good Christian boy.”

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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that Andy Dick?

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If the picture SA’s you, then yes.

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      • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh did he do that

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like bee queens.

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