meme_historian
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- Comment on Which one and why? 2 weeks ago:
The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 5 weeks ago:
Even when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms.
Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there’s pissoirs outside.
You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.
- Comment on I'm Master Debating, Mom - South Park 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Related: https://lemmy.wtf/comment/16937362 5 weeks ago:
Plus they are Etsy witches after all… “Curse for long thumbs”*
*ymmv
- Comment on Related: https://lemmy.wtf/comment/16937362 5 weeks ago:
Sooo apparently witchcraft might be real 🧿
Either that, or Jezebel accidentally found a group of assassins operating on the clear web cause TOR’s too fucking slow 😄 Image
- Comment on Awooga 1 month ago:
Pfizer did nothing wrong! Stop RFK Jr.'s anti-“big mommy milkers” crusade!!1!
- Comment on Awooga 1 month ago:
re: gene editing
Ummm what kind of deranged psycho would sit in a doctors office a d specify:“I want my daughter to have huge tits!”
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 1 month ago:
It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 1 month ago:
As it turns out, the emergence and popularization of Zoos during the Victorian era was largely driven by the work conducted at the Royal Institute for Volumetric Measurements in London.
Similarly the expansion of the British empire was mostly driven by the need to find ever larger exotic animals in order to establish comparative volumetric weights for the ever larger ships and constructions of that era.
“25.678 standard volume foxes”, was becoming a bit unwieldy when describing a cargo vessels weight.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 1 month ago:
One standard volume giraffe of course, i.e. the volume in m³ an average giraffe would fill (at room temperature and sea level), when passed through a blender. And then half of that
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 1 month ago:
So like … Swim goggles will suffocate my eyes? 😦
- Comment on Inspiring 1 month ago:
Happy Holopeve!
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 2 months ago:
Not before having some poor craftsman apply gold leaf to it of course
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 2 months ago:
Also “Trump 2028”…they mean one of shitty kids, right?
Right??
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 2 months ago:
So many things to unravel…the gaudy style in the white house, his literal display cases of merch, showing his cringy ass merch to other world leaders like some toddler showing their newest Lego contraption to daddy 😵💫😵💫
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 2 months ago:
Nooo don’t! It’s snow crash 😱
- Comment on crypto investment 2 months ago:
Aaah classic. Forgot to prefix it with:“this is not financial advice”
- Comment on Can I lick it? 2 months ago:
So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor
- Comment on Welcome to her anus 3 months ago:
Now THAT’S a lower back tattoo I could get behind!
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 3 months ago:
It’s probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.
Don’t let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!
- Comment on All downhill from there 3 months ago:
Inside you there are two snails…
- Comment on wtf i love capitalism now 4 months ago:
🫡
- Comment on wtf i love capitalism now 4 months ago:
I mean, you could just use a launcher that lets you pick custom icons
- Comment on wtf i love capitalism now 4 months ago:
So wait…you can’t just change the app icon to something you want on iOS? 😄
- Comment on :-) 4 months ago:
Objection!
Exhibit A: Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set
- Comment on Too many complaint posts, do this instead. 4 months ago:
You’ll also develop an overbite 👍
- Comment on Human rice cooker 5 months ago:
Huh…since I’ve seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here
- Comment on Human rice cooker 5 months ago:
I…is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on The pre burn 5 months ago:
He’s lubing that egg hole
- Comment on Comrade Krasnov is just a follower of Leninist tought ! 7 months ago:
Sad reality: as long as the stock market moves, they can make lots of money. Up or down? Doesn’t matter. Just gotta know Dear Leader’s next genius move a little bit ahead of the rest of the market
