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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  What is your pickle tolerance? Is it limited by order things? A ratio of other foods? Or are you insatiable? Also is this a… new thing or have you always loved pickles?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    are you insatiable

    Pretty much, yeah.

    Also is this a… new thing or have you always loved pickles?

    As long as I can remember 🤷🏻

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• BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  May I interest you in these tomatoes I found in my salad?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t mind if I do! "Monch*

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fight me for it.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, I wouldn’t come between a fellow pickle lover and their treasure.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can have mine if it was served to me on any hot food item. Cold pickle wedge in the side, yum. Hot pickle slice on a burger, not for me.

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• Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s going to be a moment of confusion as some guy grins and unzips his pants.

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait, what??? [zips pants back up]

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• Ydna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I gobble it quick enough for the two of us m’lady

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    M’viking (he/him), please 😛

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You may have all the sweet-pickles you want. The sour/dill pickles are mine tho

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• Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My fiancé always makes me call her (270-558-1710) whenever I get pickles at a restaurant to ask her if she wants me to keep them for her or not, lol.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you just include her phone number?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In case anyone wants to get her pickles, I guess? 🤷🏻

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    • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, his fiance eats everyone’s pickle.

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  • Badabinski@kbin.earth ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I'm onto you and your tricks with that phone number

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For those curious the number is either for a party city in Cincinnati or something called Beverly Bot

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  • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well that phone number was a nice little rabbit hole

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have a phrase I have used many times for things I dont like such as this.

  You may have my share of the world’s sweet pickles

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where do I mail it?

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel like these microblog screen caps on a cute background are the 2026 equivalent of a framed quote cross stitch.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, I usually crop them out myself, but apparently forgot this time

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• mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mmm, fish & chips with a cheeky pickle on the side. Some curry sauce, bit of malt vinegar and salt on the chips. Oh, now you’re making me hungry.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You can have my pickle. I don’t want it.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks! monch cronch

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Same, but for fruitcakes.

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• meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mam I think that’s called sexual assault

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Fascinating aside: it’s spelled “ma’am”

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not if you’re literally talking about pickled cucumbers. The fruit in the same family as pumpkins that’s green, consists primarily of water, and is culinarily considered a vegetable by most.

    Which I am.

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• theLaLiLuLeLol@kbin.earth ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i will take that under advisement

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