There’s going to be a moment of confusion as some guy grins and unzips his pants.
It's a service I provide
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Zier@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Wait, what??? [zips pants back up]
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
My fiancé always makes me call her (270-558-1710) whenever I get pickles at a restaurant to ask her if she wants me to keep them for her or not, lol.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Did you just include her phone number?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
In case anyone wants to get her pickles, I guess? 🤷🏻
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, his fiance eats everyone’s pickle.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
For those curious the number is either for a party city in Cincinnati or something called Beverly Bot
Badabinski@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
I'm onto you and your tricks with that phone number
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well that phone number was a nice little rabbit hole
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You may have all the sweet-pickles you want. The sour/dill pickles are mine tho
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
May I interest you in these tomatoes I found in my salad?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Don’t mind if I do! "Monch*
Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Where do I mail it?
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You can have my pickle. I don’t want it.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Thanks! monch cronch
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mmm, fish & chips with a cheeky pickle on the side. Some curry sauce, bit of malt vinegar and salt on the chips. Oh, now you’re making me hungry.
Ydna@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I gobble it quick enough for the two of us m’lady
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
M’viking (he/him), please 😛
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I feel like these microblog screen caps on a cute background are the 2026 equivalent of a framed quote cross stitch.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I usually crop them out myself, but apparently forgot this time
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Oh it’s not a criticism, sorry of it came out that way! I just think it’s interesting.
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Mam I think that’s called sexual assault
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Not if you’re literally talking about pickled cucumbers. The fruit in the same family as pumpkins that’s green, consists primarily of water, and is culinarily considered a vegetable by most.
Which I am.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Fascinating aside: it’s spelled “ma’am”
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
What is your pickle tolerance? Is it limited by order things? A ratio of other foods? Or are you insatiable? Also is this a… new thing or have you always loved pickles?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
are you insatiable
Pretty much, yeah.
Also is this a… new thing or have you always loved pickles?
As long as I can remember 🤷🏻
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have a phrase I have used many times for things I dont like such as this.
You may have my share of the world’s sweet pickles
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Same, but for fruitcakes.
theLaLiLuLeLol@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
i will take that under advisement
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fight me for it.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Nah, I wouldn’t come between a fellow pickle lover and their treasure.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can have mine if it was served to me on any hot food item. Cold pickle wedge in the side, yum. Hot pickle slice on a burger, not for me.