Caketaco
@Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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- Comment on It's a service I provide 3 days ago:
I also choose this guy’s dead wife! 😊
- Comment on It's a service I provide 3 days ago:
My fiancé always makes me call her (270-558-1710) whenever I get pickles at a restaurant to ask her if she wants me to keep them for her or not, lol.
- Comment on It's their rear end clearance 3 days ago:
Bad Dragon engineer! 😊
- Comment on Lightly used phone 3 days ago:
Lightly used as woodchipper fodder.
- Comment on It's their rear end clearance 3 days ago:
Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.
- Comment on Hell yeah. 3 days ago:
Sign me up! lol. I can’t get an erection. I’ve been to my local library a few times, and they have little rooms you can rent for private meetings and whatnot. Definitely heard a couple fuck in one of those, once.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Shocked there’s no human porn site that uses e621’s tagging system. It’s so organized! Come on, people!
- Comment on Why we need racism 1 month ago:
nope sorry I don’t understand humor or nuance, enjoy your downvote kid
- Comment on iHave a Lovesick Teacher 2 months ago:
A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.
- Comment on You gotta try #19 2 months ago:
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- Comment on 2022 was a bleak year 😢 4 months ago:
You guys were all propagandized, these were pretty good.
- Comment on Be direct! 5 months ago:
Was thinking of nails or other tough forms of keratin on the third line, thought it was about demon horns or something before I remembered that hair is made of keratin .
- Comment on Bungee jumping 6 months ago:
Ah, the same reasons people do it.
- Comment on yeet 6 months ago:
- Comment on The uncanny wisdom of fortune cookies 6 months ago:
you don’t realize it’s about anal
- Comment on I implore you to stop using the drake meme template 6 months ago:
Nobody:
thing me like
vs
thing me no like
Nahhh but “thing me like” is crazyyy 💀💀💀
Jazz music stops
Everybody liked that
Free me from this hell
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 6 months ago:
Powdered milk for more milk per milk
- Comment on The shrinkflation 6 months ago:
- Comment on Bruh... 7 months ago:
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
- Comment on Comrad Corn 7 months ago:
- Comment on 👁️ 👁️ 7 months ago:
Gonna start sending this to people randomly in the hope that they are an alt account in order to royally freak them out
- Comment on Does anyone remember Courage? 8 months ago:
if the disguise is a novelty mustache, yes
- Comment on 8 months ago:
are you doing okay man yknow our environment tends to reflect our mental health and whatnot
- Comment on yo: sup? 8 months ago:
Saying “yo” to gurt
- Comment on Sounds about right 8 months ago:
this is true but why is it sunbleached
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 9 months ago:
I love automatic AC, but I sadly share cars with people who crank the temperature down to below 65*F the second they get into a hot car.
- Comment on engagement 9 months ago:
would it have helped if i included some omori or nintendo porn to keep you engaged
- Comment on That one Pokémon 10 months ago:
The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock
- Comment on Hong Kong beef balls and boiled hotdog with chilli sauce 11 months ago:
I’d fold the sauce portion over the meat portion to coat it (like those yogurt cups). It would probably look a lot more appetizing that way.
