No one knows with certainty why dogs lick you. There are many well-established theories based on understanding of dog behavior.
“I love you.”
“You’re tasty.”
“I’m anxious.”
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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No one knows with certainty why dogs lick you. There are many well-established theories based on understanding of dog behavior.
“I love you.”
“You’re tasty.”
“I’m anxious.”
Ah, the same reasons people do it.
I heard that dogs lick the lips of their friends to get a sense of what they’re been up to, food-wise. Secondhand tasting.
… That roughly encapsulates many uh, exciting encounters I’ve had with various consenting, mutually nude people.
my lips were burned in a horrible accident involving fire and were replaced by my asshole.
if you lick my lips, technically you’re giving me a rimjob. 😏
I have so many questions...
don’t worry, I’m just talking shit. 😌
Ah, the ol’ switcheroo.
Hold my chapstick, I’m going in!
… is what I would say if we had a switcheroo community :(
Do it again to get a special offer: 20% extra rope for no extra cost!
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You can lick mine.
You won’t want to, but you can…