Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
Bruh...
Submitted 1 day ago by iamdisappoint@reddthat.com to [deleted]
https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/13446353-fc1b-4ef2-b47d-ab90eb4f4854.webp
Comments
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?
Velypso@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
I mean, he is at palpatine’s right hand as he takes over the galaxy.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game
Dojan@pawb.social 1 day ago
There are dozens of us.
youngskywalker@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Deepcut username
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Take me by the tongue and I’ll know you
Kiss me 'til you’re drunk and I’ll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I’ve got them moves like Jarjar
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 22 hours ago
I need the tongue, so I choose “look”.
But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.
JonHammCock@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I need the tongue
🤔
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 15 hours ago
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Meesa doesn’t like this game
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Speak.
Learn Sign Language.
Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt’s powers.
sausager@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Look - that tongue could be handy
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Second one.
Move to Jamaica, no one cares.
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.
Minizarbi@jlai.lu 1 day ago
Can I be both?
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn’t make sense.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 day ago
Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Voice for sure, and learn ASL.
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
You are not allowed to kill yourself
Well, who’s gonna stop me?
Agent641@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
rEdDiT cArEs 🤖
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 22 hours ago
I’m still convinced he’s a sith lord, so I think he doesn’t talk as weird as he does when he’s not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.
logicbomb@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying
snooggums@piefed.world 1 day ago
Messa hooooorny.
Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Son of a bitch you take away the best option
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
dancing like jar jar?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
C.! Lock in no regrets!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 day ago
Me ls a therapist trying to break the awkkard silence
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You could make some money doing Star Wars events and conventions and such.
Agent641@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Onlyfans
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can I dance like Jar Jar?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
He looks kinda adorable ngl.
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Isn’t there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?
Can I pick neither? Not worth it.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 day ago
This is a curse
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The “you cannot kill yourself” part is enforcing you have to pick one or the other. No picking neither.
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Aww hell no…can I do the immortal snail one instead?
1984@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Im rewatching all the star wars movies right now so this made me laugh. :)
Lunar_Voyager@suppo.fi 1 day ago
[deleted]toofpic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hi there. First of all, i feel kinda bad at giving advice there, because I’m not some kind of a psychology/psychiatry/lifestyle/… professional, and also I don’t know you or whether your current point of life (or whatever you perceive as this point) is a part of a downwards trend, or you just feel particularly shitty today. But anyway:
- stop the suicide shit right now. you meed to sort things out, and stopping existing is not the way (because you won’t really solve anything like that, right?
- Career: there is no reason to pursue it if you don’t feel like it. What for? Who cares? If your job is there just so you could support yourself, then think of the alternatives, including radical shit like joining a nonprofit where you will be fed and lodged? Sounds stupid? Ok, maybe it is, I just mean there are hundreds ways to live and support yourself, including that, and also moving to Albania and becoming a hike guide. Who the fuck cares? Experiment!
- “fucked up loser” - who the fuck is measuring fuckupness and loserness? Loser to whom? Fucked up how? This is all highly relative even if you think life is some kind of a game where you can win or lose. Aaaand it isn’t. Nobody gives a fuck, there is no fate, no winners, no losers, you just have fun as long as you stay that weird limp of cells that is able to function as a single organism. Do that, walk around and stuff.
- “People are nicer to homeless people…” - firstly homeless peole are just the same people as you, it’s nust in addition to any problems you have they don’t have homes. Secondly, "People* are not some hive that judges you. Again, nobody gives a fuck, people just live, do some stuff, and nobody is really spending their time tracking your success levels
- DM me, we can talk
Drusas@fedia.io 1 day ago
Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Look like Jar Jar. Dude’s gotta be slinging hog.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 day ago
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Meesa poop egg piss.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah but it’s always flaccid
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Image
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Also his tongue does wonderful things
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
starik@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Horse vet
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.
bklyn@piefed.social 1 day ago
You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you
Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.