Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game
Bruh...
Submitted 10 months ago by iamdisappoint@reddthat.com to [deleted]
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sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Dojan@pawb.social 10 months ago
There are dozens of us.
youngskywalker@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Deepcut username
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
There is no way you know I am referencing dolphinfucker from the pcm subreddit 5-6 years ago. I refuse to believe that
jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Take me by the tongue and I’ll know you
Kiss me 'til you’re drunk and I’ll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I’ve got them moves like Jarjar
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?
Velypso@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I mean, he is at palpatine’s right hand as he takes over the galaxy.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
sausager@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Look - that tongue could be handy
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
I need the tongue, so I choose “look”.
But I guess nothing is stopping me from just speaking like Jar Jar so win-win.
JonHammCock@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I need the tongue
🤔
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
hansolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Second one.
Move to Jamaica, no one cares.
saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Meesa doesn’t like this game
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Speak.
Learn Sign Language.
Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt’s powers.
Minizarbi@jlai.lu 10 months ago
Can I be both?
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn’t make sense.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Voice for sure, and learn ASL.
mech@feddit.org 10 months ago
You are not allowed to kill yourself
Well, who’s gonna stop me?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
rEdDiT cArEs 🤖
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!
logicbomb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
snooggums@piefed.world 10 months ago
Messa hooooorny.
Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I’m still convinced he’s a sith lord, so I think he doesn’t talk as weird as he does when he’s not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Son of a bitch you take away the best option
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
dancing like jar jar?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
Me ls a therapist trying to break the awkkard silence
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can I dance like Jar Jar?
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
You could make some money doing Star Wars events and conventions and such.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Onlyfans
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Isn’t there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?
Can I pick neither? Not worth it.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
This is a curse
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The “you cannot kill yourself” part is enforcing you have to pick one or the other. No picking neither.
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Aww hell no…can I do the immortal snail one instead?
Lunar_Voyager@suppo.fi 10 months ago
[deleted]toofpic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hi there. First of all, i feel kinda bad at giving advice there, because I’m not some kind of a psychology/psychiatry/lifestyle/… professional, and also I don’t know you or whether your current point of life (or whatever you perceive as this point) is a part of a downwards trend, or you just feel particularly shitty today. But anyway:
- stop the suicide shit right now. you meed to sort things out, and stopping existing is not the way (because you won’t really solve anything like that, right?
- Career: there is no reason to pursue it if you don’t feel like it. What for? Who cares? If your job is there just so you could support yourself, then think of the alternatives, including radical shit like joining a nonprofit where you will be fed and lodged? Sounds stupid? Ok, maybe it is, I just mean there are hundreds ways to live and support yourself, including that, and also moving to Albania and becoming a hike guide. Who the fuck cares? Experiment!
- “fucked up loser” - who the fuck is measuring fuckupness and loserness? Loser to whom? Fucked up how? This is all highly relative even if you think life is some kind of a game where you can win or lose. Aaaand it isn’t. Nobody gives a fuck, there is no fate, no winners, no losers, you just have fun as long as you stay that weird limp of cells that is able to function as a single organism. Do that, walk around and stuff.
- “People are nicer to homeless people…” - firstly homeless peole are just the same people as you, it’s nust in addition to any problems you have they don’t have homes. Secondly, "People* are not some hive that judges you. Again, nobody gives a fuck, people just live, do some stuff, and nobody is really spending their time tracking your success levels
- DM me, we can talk
Drusas@fedia.io 10 months ago
Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
C.! Lock in no regrets!
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He looks kinda adorable ngl.
1984@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Im rewatching all the star wars movies right now so this made me laugh. :)
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Look like Jar Jar. Dude’s gotta be slinging hog.
snooggums@piefed.world 10 months ago
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going
jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Meesa poop egg piss.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah but it’s always flaccid
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also his tongue does wonderful things
mech@feddit.org 10 months ago
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image
starik@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Horse vet
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.
bklyn@piefed.social 10 months ago
You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you
Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.