Crackhappy
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 5 days ago:
Yeah. He also had an awesome helicopter.
- Comment on What's a bad habit you use to have for a long time but finally fixed? 2 weeks ago:
I smoked for 30 years, but when I moved to a different state, the day I moved is the day I quit smoking. It worked super well. Haven’t smoked since.
- Comment on Should you look for a relationship if it feels like a compromise? 2 months ago:
I’ve been polyamorous (multiple romantic and sexual partners) for over 25 years, has worked great for me.
- Comment on sorry lenin, the look has been gentrified 2 months ago:
Are… are you ok?
- Comment on Have you watched masterpiece named "Happy"? 2 months ago:
The movie Crank and even the sequel Crank 2.
- Comment on Have you watched masterpiece named "Happy"? 2 months ago:
Yeah, this is a good recommendation.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You’re gonna be like Captain Hook. Old. Alone. Done for.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I have a perspective girlfriend. She sees things I do not. That’s why we get along.
- Comment on The regrets of life 2 months ago:
So I kinda had the reverse happen. I graduated high school and this girl I kinda liked told me on the last day of school that she had a crush on me. So we dated for a few months but it never went anywhere.
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 2 months ago:
Not KenM
- Comment on If you had 1 dollar and 24 hours what would you do? 2 months ago:
A self handjob is only one cent, so jack off 100 times?
- Comment on bird based storage 2 months ago:
OOooh, what if we are spectrographing bird calls and suddenly we see a picture develop out of it. Or, you could use birds to store data and no one would ever know, like a spy thing.
- Comment on bird based storage 2 months ago:
Birds are memes propagators into the future. Human civilization ends, but the starlings keep the memes alive… interesting idea for a story.
- Comment on Inconsiderate fucks who litter 2 months ago:
I know that at the time it was known as the crying Indian ad, for sure, but would you mind putting in parentheses (Native American) to clarify?
- Comment on What are the best free mmorpgs for a beginner? 3 months ago:
I recently started playing World of Warcraft, the current version, and my gosh it was way too easy and way too fast. I got to level 70 in 5 days, and gave up and started playing WoW classic instead, which is much more difficult. So I’d say WoW is probably your jam, just stay away from Classic.
- Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods 3 months ago:
They made a documentary about it years ago. It’s called Idiocracy
- Comment on I am imploring you to find a piece of lost media. 4 months ago:
Perfect, this is what I needed, thank you.
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- Comment on Because who doesn't want this scent in their house 4 months ago:
I’d love dill pickle scented candles.
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 4 months ago:
Deleted by creator
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 4 months ago:
prove it haha ;)
- Comment on Now this is how you do pride month, take notes AAA devs 4 months ago:
Wat
- Comment on Now this is how you do pride month, take notes AAA devs 4 months ago:
Huh?
- Comment on Every news result on duckduckgo links to MSN 4 months ago:
Ask Jeeves
- Comment on How to get to Santa Claus beard status 4 months ago:
It sounds more like you want a badass viking beard. Is your beard white??
- Comment on Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving? 5 months ago:
It doesn’t matter what other people think of your partner. Only what you think. Fuck the haters.
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 5 months ago:
Jan, you’re such a wenis.
- Comment on Are there any initiatives aimed at training generative AI using 100% public domain works and works authorized by the creator? 5 months ago:
Excellent, thank you for posting sources and being a generally excellent human.
- Comment on Max cracks down on password sharing with $8 fee for extra members outside the household 6 months ago:
Oh boy. I guess that’s another streaming service I won’t subscribe to anymore.
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 6 months ago:
This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.