Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Real Dream Team⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh! Me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨s p h e r e⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no sphere but s p h e r e itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not being able to experience a full-body-orgasm is just another example of the sad male reality.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually don’t really like having full body ones. They are far too intense. I usually get them when my wife and I orgasm together and they go on for often more than a minute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why will a cop arrest you if your in a ridable mower going down the street drunk? How is that a DWI when while you may be drunk you will not hurt anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok I tried and couldn’t find it. Instead I found this glorious image.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why will a cop arrest you if your in a ridable mower going down the street drunk? How is that a DWI when while you may be drunk you will not hurt anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t there a comic with that exact premise?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe three towels⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate folding towels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teenis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I call mine Shrek. It’s kinda green and disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AAA Dominance Is Eroding: 56% of PC Gaming Revenue Now Goes to Games Outside the Top 20⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just bought a game from a solo dev. Before I Go is a metroidvania reminiscent of Ori. Loving it so far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear the bean⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But which Ted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And your username would also be relevant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Left the teenage son home. Said he had school work to do.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is your son JD vance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a real name for your penis⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jack Bauer wants to know your location. And if you don’t tell him he will torture your wife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why does almost nobody live here?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was there yesterday. It’s cold AF all year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great at gaming? US air traffic control wants you to apply⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if they’re talking to any of the VATSIM at controllers. Those guys are quite good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have, since I was a child, flexed my pelvic floor muscles as a way to relieve stress. I have great control over them and can make my penis dance. So yeah, basically I have a lot of strength there. It’s a stupid flex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping it classy for my 1000th post⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day I am part of the lucky 10,000 is a great day. Thank you for the recipe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping it classy for my 1000th post⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sauce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping it classy for my 1000th post⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I apologize for my ignorance. What the hell is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"bird watching" goes both ways⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  #justoregonthings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UwU🥺👉👈⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Her vocabulary is intimidating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some things were better in the good old days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you are thinking of how you milk a washing machine, Imma ask if you been thinkin hard enough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some things were better in the good old days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Have four of those type. Occasionally, once a decade or so, I have to maintain em. But otherwise I milk em. Like cows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, when I was a teenager, I hit the ceiling of my room multiple times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will I get notifications if lemmy users comment on my post?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be your friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got an ad in this community⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well fuck me sideways and call me wrong, because that’s what I am. Thanks for the correction. I just checked a couple of other sources, and there is definitely some differences between all of the ones I found, but yeah, coffee is definitely more than all modern sodas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got an ad in this community⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Hell, now they’re infecting the replies too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got an ad in this community⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr. Pepper has more caffeine than coke, pepsi, coffee or tea.