Crackhappy
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
- Comment on Lmao 1 hour ago:
And your username would also be relevant.
- Comment on Left the teenage son home. Said he had school work to do. 8 hours ago:
Is your son JD vance?
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 10 hours ago:
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
- Comment on America 11 hours ago:
Jack Bauer wants to know your location. And if you don’t tell him he will torture your wife.
- Comment on why does almost nobody live here? 11 hours ago:
I was there yesterday. It’s cold AF all year.
- Comment on Great at gaming? US air traffic control wants you to apply 1 day ago:
I wonder if they’re talking to any of the VATSIM at controllers. Those guys are quite good.
- Comment on No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet 1 day ago:
I have, since I was a child, flexed my pelvic floor muscles as a way to relieve stress. I have great control over them and can make my penis dance. So yeah, basically I have a lot of strength there. It’s a stupid flex.
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 4 days ago:
Every day I am part of the lucky 10,000 is a great day. Thank you for the recipe!
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 4 days ago:
Sauce.
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 4 days ago:
I apologize for my ignorance. What the hell is that?
- Comment on lol 5 days ago:
same
- Comment on "bird watching" goes both ways 5 days ago:
#justoregonthings
- Comment on UwU🥺👉👈 5 days ago:
Her vocabulary is intimidating.
- Comment on Some things were better in the good old days 5 days ago:
If you are thinking of how you milk a washing machine, Imma ask if you been thinkin hard enough
- Comment on Some things were better in the good old days 5 days ago:
Yep. Have four of those type. Occasionally, once a decade or so, I have to maintain em. But otherwise I milk em. Like cows.
- Comment on No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet 1 week ago:
Man, when I was a teenager, I hit the ceiling of my room multiple times.
- Comment on Will I get notifications if lemmy users comment on my post? 1 week ago:
I’ll be your friend.
- Comment on I got an ad in this community 1 week ago:
Well fuck me sideways and call me wrong, because that’s what I am. Thanks for the correction. I just checked a couple of other sources, and there is definitely some differences between all of the ones I found, but yeah, coffee is definitely more than all modern sodas.
- Comment on I got an ad in this community 1 week ago:
Hell, now they’re infecting the replies too!
- Comment on I got an ad in this community 1 week ago:
Dr. Pepper has more caffeine than coke, pepsi, coffee or tea.
- Comment on Is the "Gen z stare" a real thing? 2 weeks ago:
Hello. Hello. Hello. How low?
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 2 weeks ago:
What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Oh come on, you can do better than that.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
That’s fantastic. It would be even better if I had ever actually tried crack. Alas, my username has nothing to do with drugs.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on AI generated t-shirts... 3 weeks ago:
Huarn SURNOG
What is this, a Tolkien fanfic?
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 4 weeks ago:
He’s dead now. But it’s ok. He had a beautiful life of warmth and family.
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 4 weeks ago:
My bestest boy with my daughter.
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 4 weeks ago:
I can tell how much you loved your dog. Thank you.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I once had three partners and all three were both. It was exhausting. Now I’m back down to two and this is a good level.
