Crackhappy
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
- Comment on Someone said I post an average of 6 posts a day. Where did they get that type of information? Not upset curious cause it's another way I can compliment others with facts about them. 3 days ago:
DID perhaps?
- Comment on Do women actually enjoy sex? 3 days ago:
That’s a great response! I am male but don’t particularly like penetrative sex either. I much prefer to perform cunnilingus.
- Comment on Vroooooom! 1 week ago:
You are just the right level of stupid and awesome.
- Comment on heartwarming 2 weeks ago:
We were very poor when my daughters were little. It was terrible having two girls share one cup.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 2 weeks ago:
I’m in the same boat. For me, I just don’t care that much about orgasms anymore. I tend to masturbate when my horny brain kicks in and I start having distracting thoughts.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 2 weeks ago:
The skin is the best part of the kiwi.
- Comment on i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation 2 weeks ago:
Yeah our backyard is secluded, love nude sunbathing.
- Comment on Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires 2 weeks ago:
You forget all the ones that happen all over the world and in the past century alone. You’re really falling asleep on the job.
- Comment on i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation 2 weeks ago:
Every day is nude day at my house. It’s so nice. I hate clothes.
- Comment on Those Beans 2 weeks ago:
Liam
- Comment on GinkNo. 3 weeks ago:
That’s the strangest invite to a bukkake party I’ve ever gotten. I’m down.
- Comment on How come Dems never hit back at the Maga movement by calling them maggots? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, don’t insult maggots like that. MAGAts are far far worse.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
English not having truly differing levels of formality/respect expressed through grammar or different words is definitely a big difference.
- Comment on BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on It is prophesied 4 weeks ago:
Never thought to see a trackmaniac in the wild haha
- Comment on Fixing those dynamics 4 weeks ago:
If she loses one of her legs, she can strap a dildo to the stump and call it her peg leg.
- Comment on What? 5 weeks ago:
Well here’s one source, in video form so you can understand it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EO-QLWxzkw
- Comment on What? 5 weeks ago:
Sure. Millions upon millions of people murdered in the name of their God. How many have been murdered in the name of Satan?
- Comment on Why can't this happen to me? 5 weeks ago:
I can’t picture how that could work though. If the phone is in your mouth and the picture is clearly against a wall, would you have to turn your head around to take the pic?
- Comment on Why can't this happen to me? 5 weeks ago:
Ok if that’s true how did he take the picture?
- Comment on Gotdayum, gurl. 1 month ago:
Oh my gosh I couldn’t see it for a while.
- Comment on Rough date 1 month ago:
That was a rollercoaster of a story with a disappointing end.
- Comment on Is the gripe against AI the same as CGI when first being used? 1 month ago:
Not exactly. CGI wasn’t really taking jobs directly from people, it was making people more efficient and changing the paradigm of artistic works by people. AI is wholesale taking jobs that could be done by people, and making it far shittier.
- Comment on If i were a bird, how high could I go? 1 month ago:
But can they see my house from there?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Also, while I have that short attention span, let me introduce you to my sponsor, The Left behind Generation! Congratulations you are a winner! What did you win? Well let’s find out.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You’ve been programmed to have a short attention span. Novels require hours of attention. Hence, where you are now.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
The only time I ever used the services of a sex worker was after my wife passed away. We didn’t have sex, we just cuddled naked for an hour and I cried all over her. It was quite healing for me, as she had really huge boobs, like my wife did.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Nice. I’m poly and demi so I can’t do that myself, but my wife has partners over for sex pretty regularly. She keeps thinking that I care, and I keep telling her they could fuck in front of me and it wouldn’t bother me a bit.
- Comment on I'd like to change my last name and want suggestions 1 month ago:
Zephyr Onomotopoeia Scintillating
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 2 months ago:
Mmmm yes. Two tons of sugar.
