Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missing Letter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just going to bereave my poor dog who died last year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A joyful reminder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just a normal nobody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨prudish mom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Downvoting your ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he forgor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I quit college to start my own successful outsourced IT business but HR doesn’t give a shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is this⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re doing it in their own community. If you don’t like it, block it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  from fyld.com:

  Instant Email Timestamping. For Free.

  Simply CC or BCC our email address, FYLD@FYLD.com, and your emails are securely hashed, timestamped, and published on the Proofchain® for irrefutable proof.

  Basically a way to put your email on a blockchain with a hash. Not sure why they’re publishing all of those on that community, but whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: you walk into a meeting with people who make 10x your salary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How did you know they’re all me and not you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh dear where did you get a picture of me? It’s such a flattering one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thilk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But did you nay nay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was your social media path?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BBS with FidoNet. Then Usenet and gopher before the web was invented. After that it was IRC, then forums.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you cut a cucumber so that the round slices don't roll all over and off of your cutting board?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I, too, insert my cucumbers whole. 🥒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beyond fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, as terrible as it was, to bring this despicable piece of history to light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why was Rock 'n' Roll seen as the grooviest shit in the 50s when it's just averagely groovy (ie. unremarkable) today?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Liam deserves it. The boggity bastard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have just been using signal. Works fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. This is how it starts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are a fucking monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i feel like a voyeur⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh … I agree wholeheartedly with you. Fight me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Contracts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are quite thorough and exhaustive explanations. I thank all of you for taking the time to explain it. #amogus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Contracts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am an old dude who tries really hard to keep up on the “memes” but this one escapes me. Could any of you be knighted heathens take pity on a decrepit oldie and explain this monstrosity to me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that sucks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We are the knights of NE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Question for the Americans. If Canada, Venezuela, Mexico, or Greenland dropped a nuke on Washington DC, would you be angry at the bomb dropper, or would you think we had that coming?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am in awe. I’m gonna Nuuk you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where would be the best place to place an Amazon Affiliate Link to make at the very least a penny?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Staple the QR code to your forehead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is ridiculous and delightful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmm the fabled half english.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself. I am a meat popsicle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you think a socialist President would win the 2028 election? Would they use the exact methods used by Zohran Mamdani which earned him the office of Mayor of NYC?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am for both a parliamentary system as well as removing the electoral college and moving to ranked choice or other better voting system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a change to go through?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bartenders hate this one trick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a change to go through?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You are making my eye twitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just tell me already!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Caleb