Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why was Rock 'n' Roll seen as the grooviest shit in the 50s when it's just averagely groovy (ie. unremarkable) today?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Liam deserves it. The boggity bastard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I have just been using signal. Works fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. This is how it starts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are a fucking monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i feel like a voyeur⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh … I agree wholeheartedly with you. Fight me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Contracts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are quite thorough and exhaustive explanations. I thank all of you for taking the time to explain it. #amogus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Contracts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am an old dude who tries really hard to keep up on the “memes” but this one escapes me. Could any of you be knighted heathens take pity on a decrepit oldie and explain this monstrosity to me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We are the knights of NE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Question for the Americans. If Canada, Venezuela, Mexico, or Greenland dropped a nuke on Washington DC, would you be angry at the bomb dropper, or would you think we had that coming?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am in awe. I’m gonna Nuuk you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where would be the best place to place an Amazon Affiliate Link to make at the very least a penny?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Staple the QR code to your forehead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That is ridiculous and delightful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmm the fabled half english.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself. I am a meat popsicle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you think a socialist President would win the 2028 election? Would they use the exact methods used by Zohran Mamdani which earned him the office of Mayor of NYC?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am for both a parliamentary system as well as removing the electoral college and moving to ranked choice or other better voting system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a change to go through?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bartenders hate this one trick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a change to go through?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are making my eye twitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just tell me already!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Caleb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok. Good deal. Sold. I hope you’re happy now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations. I lost the game twice in twelve hours. Are you happy? Are you? Do I need to sacrifice my very handsome and trump loving son to the gods of your enjoyment? Would that appease you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I just keep track of the last time I lost it. Fuck. Just lost again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can still smell them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fun enough, but not as fun as you would think. Better to use them the right way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just friends!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is swear to God that is a crazy old friend of mine named Yeti.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all have those dreams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would make a great video short.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨64$ the ticket, 1040$ surcharge.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to America. Fuck you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be high if you asked this question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do Costcos usually have an ATM machine?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair (to be fair) I have never seen an ATM in a Costco.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I dance like Jar Jar?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta commend them for the effort⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  God. Damn. It. 26 months. You fucker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So much corn, so little time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is such a niche meme. Love it.