Crackhappy
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
- Comment on The price of soda in 2017 3 days ago:
Soda is not water.
- Comment on Subtitles for Tinnitus 4 days ago:
Goddamnit. I was successfully ignoring it until this.
- Comment on Fiscal responsibility 1 week ago:
I legit love this series. It’s dumb and there is a lot of injected drama but I don’t care. PNW vibes
- Comment on Supergirl 2026 storyline 1 week ago:
He gotta bite them in the dick.
- Comment on Supergirl 2026 storyline 1 week ago:
It’s even better in rear projection if you know what I mean.
- Comment on This is the chore that never ends 1 week ago:
I enjoy doing the dishes quite a bit, but my back doesn’t. I hate being so freaking tall.
- Comment on how to cut aluminum pipe with hardly any comments about flock cameras 1 week ago:
I will not at all use this to my advantage. I don’t have an enormous amount of time now that all my kids are out of the house.
- Comment on Would it be offensive for me to wear bonnets as a white person? 1 week ago:
THANK YOU. I’m an old white guy and I did not know what they were referring to, and this helps immensely.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
It’s a silly pun, don’t think about it too loud.
- Comment on Would it be offensive for me to wear bonnets as a white person? 1 week ago:
I… don’t understand the question as a concept to start with. Can you explain more of what you mean?
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Ask my father, he has never triumphed as loud and as long as he ever has on a steel one as he has on a ceramic one. He was a music teacher, so the resonance is important to him.
- Comment on Certified post about shit 1 week ago:
That’s called the shake shits and it’s the next level of constipation diarrhea.
- Comment on Bloodbath Ahead For EA As It Looks To Cut $700 Million In Annual Costs Under Saudi Arabia 1 week ago:
If you
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You get sausage.
- Comment on r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is 2 weeks ago:
Can’t I just go bald everywhere except the top of my head?
- Comment on Someone said I post an average of 6 posts a day. Where did they get that type of information? Not upset curious cause it's another way I can compliment others with facts about them. 3 weeks ago:
DID perhaps?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
That’s a great response! I am male but don’t particularly like penetrative sex either. I much prefer to perform cunnilingus.
- Comment on Vroooooom! 4 weeks ago:
You are just the right level of stupid and awesome.
- Comment on heartwarming 5 weeks ago:
We were very poor when my daughters were little. It was terrible having two girls share one cup.
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 5 weeks ago:
I’m in the same boat. For me, I just don’t care that much about orgasms anymore. I tend to masturbate when my horny brain kicks in and I start having distracting thoughts.
- Comment on The way my partner eats avocado. 5 weeks ago:
The skin is the best part of the kiwi.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Yeah our backyard is secluded, love nude sunbathing.
- Comment on Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires 5 weeks ago:
You forget all the ones that happen all over the world and in the past century alone. You’re really falling asleep on the job.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Every day is nude day at my house. It’s so nice. I hate clothes.
- Comment on Those Beans 5 weeks ago:
Liam
- Comment on GinkNo. 1 month ago:
That’s the strangest invite to a bukkake party I’ve ever gotten. I’m down.
- Comment on How come Dems never hit back at the Maga movement by calling them maggots? 1 month ago:
Yeah, don’t insult maggots like that. MAGAts are far far worse.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
English not having truly differing levels of formality/respect expressed through grammar or different words is definitely a big difference.
- Comment on BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS 1 month ago:
- Comment on It is prophesied 1 month ago:
Never thought to see a trackmaniac in the wild haha
- Comment on Fixing those dynamics 1 month ago:
If she loses one of her legs, she can strap a dildo to the stump and call it her peg leg.
