Crackhappy
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
- Comment on We're just friends! 3 days ago:
Is swear to God that is a crazy old friend of mine named Yeti.
- Comment on We all have those dreams 3 days ago:
Would make a great video short.
- Comment on 64$ the ticket, 1040$ surcharge. 4 days ago:
Welcome to America. Fuck you.
- Comment on Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high? 4 days ago:
You must be high if you asked this question.
- Comment on Do Costcos usually have an ATM machine? 4 days ago:
To be fair (to be fair) I have never seen an ATM in a Costco.
- Comment on Bruh... 1 week ago:
Can I dance like Jar Jar?
- Comment on Gotta commend them for the effort 2 weeks ago:
Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 2 weeks ago:
God. Damn. It. 26 months. You fucker.
- Comment on So much corn, so little time 3 weeks ago:
This is such a niche meme. Love it.
- Comment on Gotta poop 3 weeks ago:
Because of the implication.
- Comment on American exceptionalism 3 weeks ago:
No. But it will make you rather queasy.
- Comment on Reddit is an AI chatbot and 5 mins games app now 3 weeks ago:
But what about slashdot?
- Comment on Why do some Americans "feel ashamed" for being American even when it's not their fault? 4 weeks ago:
I grew up in Indonesia, my sister is from Java, my brother is from Singapore. I’m natively from California, and I’m a huge white boy. I am ashamed that the country of the free, the country of the brave who had bounteous arms to welcome the downtrodden and abused of the world is no longer that place. Instead it’s the land of the secret police, tbe land of a pedophile traitor president who can’t stand any kind of criticism because he’s a fucking coward who dodged military service.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 1 month ago:
I applaud your dedication to this thought.
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 2 months ago:
Yeah. He also had an awesome helicopter.
- Comment on What's a bad habit you use to have for a long time but finally fixed? 2 months ago:
I smoked for 30 years, but when I moved to a different state, the day I moved is the day I quit smoking. It worked super well. Haven’t smoked since.
- Comment on Should you look for a relationship if it feels like a compromise? 4 months ago:
I’ve been polyamorous (multiple romantic and sexual partners) for over 25 years, has worked great for me.
- Comment on sorry lenin, the look has been gentrified 4 months ago:
Are… are you ok?
- Comment on Have you watched masterpiece named "Happy"? 4 months ago:
The movie Crank and even the sequel Crank 2.
- Comment on Have you watched masterpiece named "Happy"? 4 months ago:
Yeah, this is a good recommendation.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
You’re gonna be like Captain Hook. Old. Alone. Done for.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
I have a perspective girlfriend. She sees things I do not. That’s why we get along.
- Comment on The regrets of life 4 months ago:
So I kinda had the reverse happen. I graduated high school and this girl I kinda liked told me on the last day of school that she had a crush on me. So we dated for a few months but it never went anywhere.
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 4 months ago:
Not KenM
- Comment on If you had 1 dollar and 24 hours what would you do? 5 months ago:
A self handjob is only one cent, so jack off 100 times?
- Comment on bird based storage 5 months ago:
OOooh, what if we are spectrographing bird calls and suddenly we see a picture develop out of it. Or, you could use birds to store data and no one would ever know, like a spy thing.
- Comment on bird based storage 5 months ago:
Birds are memes propagators into the future. Human civilization ends, but the starlings keep the memes alive… interesting idea for a story.
- Comment on Inconsiderate fucks who litter 5 months ago:
I know that at the time it was known as the crying Indian ad, for sure, but would you mind putting in parentheses (Native American) to clarify?
- Comment on What are the best free mmorpgs for a beginner? 5 months ago:
I recently started playing World of Warcraft, the current version, and my gosh it was way too easy and way too fast. I got to level 70 in 5 days, and gave up and started playing WoW classic instead, which is much more difficult. So I’d say WoW is probably your jam, just stay away from Classic.
- Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods 5 months ago:
They made a documentary about it years ago. It’s called Idiocracy