Crackhappy
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 3 days ago:
Speak for yourself. I am a meat popsicle.
- Comment on How do you think a socialist President would win the 2028 election? Would they use the exact methods used by Zohran Mamdani which earned him the office of Mayor of NYC? 6 days ago:
I am for both a parliamentary system as well as removing the electoral college and moving to ranked choice or other better voting system.
- Comment on How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a change to go through? 1 week ago:
Bartenders hate this one trick!
- Comment on How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a change to go through? 1 week ago:
You are making my eye twitch.
- Comment on Just tell me already! 1 week ago:
Caleb
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 1 week ago:
Ok. Good deal. Sold. I hope you’re happy now.
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 2 weeks ago:
Congratulations. I lost the game twice in twelve hours. Are you happy? Are you? Do I need to sacrifice my very handsome and trump loving son to the gods of your enjoyment? Would that appease you?
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 2 weeks ago:
No, I just keep track of the last time I lost it. Fuck. Just lost again.
- Comment on I can still smell them 2 weeks ago:
It’s fun enough, but not as fun as you would think. Better to use them the right way.
- Comment on We're just friends! 3 weeks ago:
Is swear to God that is a crazy old friend of mine named Yeti.
- Comment on We all have those dreams 3 weeks ago:
Would make a great video short.
- Comment on 64$ the ticket, 1040$ surcharge. 3 weeks ago:
Welcome to America. Fuck you.
- Comment on Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high? 3 weeks ago:
You must be high if you asked this question.
- Comment on Do Costcos usually have an ATM machine? 3 weeks ago:
To be fair (to be fair) I have never seen an ATM in a Costco.
- Comment on Bruh... 4 weeks ago:
Can I dance like Jar Jar?
- Comment on Gotta commend them for the effort 5 weeks ago:
Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 5 weeks ago:
God. Damn. It. 26 months. You fucker.
- Comment on So much corn, so little time 5 weeks ago:
This is such a niche meme. Love it.
- Comment on Gotta poop 1 month ago:
Because of the implication.
- Comment on American exceptionalism 1 month ago:
No. But it will make you rather queasy.
- Comment on Reddit is an AI chatbot and 5 mins games app now 1 month ago:
But what about slashdot?
- Comment on Why do some Americans "feel ashamed" for being American even when it's not their fault? 1 month ago:
I grew up in Indonesia, my sister is from Java, my brother is from Singapore. I’m natively from California, and I’m a huge white boy. I am ashamed that the country of the free, the country of the brave who had bounteous arms to welcome the downtrodden and abused of the world is no longer that place. Instead it’s the land of the secret police, tbe land of a pedophile traitor president who can’t stand any kind of criticism because he’s a fucking coward who dodged military service.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 2 months ago:
I applaud your dedication to this thought.
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 2 months ago:
Yeah. He also had an awesome helicopter.
- Comment on What's a bad habit you use to have for a long time but finally fixed? 3 months ago:
I smoked for 30 years, but when I moved to a different state, the day I moved is the day I quit smoking. It worked super well. Haven’t smoked since.
- Comment on Should you look for a relationship if it feels like a compromise? 4 months ago:
I’ve been polyamorous (multiple romantic and sexual partners) for over 25 years, has worked great for me.
- Comment on sorry lenin, the look has been gentrified 5 months ago:
Are… are you ok?
- Comment on Have you watched masterpiece named "Happy"? 5 months ago:
The movie Crank and even the sequel Crank 2.
- Comment on Have you watched masterpiece named "Happy"? 5 months ago:
Yeah, this is a good recommendation.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
You’re gonna be like Captain Hook. Old. Alone. Done for.