Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The regrets of life⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So I kinda had the reverse happen. I graduated high school and this girl I kinda liked told me on the last day of school that she had a crush on me. So we dated for a few months but it never went anywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apart, low in cholesterine⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not KenM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you had 1 dollar and 24 hours what would you do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A self handjob is only one cent, so jack off 100 times?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bird based storage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OOooh, what if we are spectrographing bird calls and suddenly we see a picture develop out of it. Or, you could use birds to store data and no one would ever know, like a spy thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bird based storage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Birds are memes propagators into the future. Human civilization ends, but the starlings keep the memes alive… interesting idea for a story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inconsiderate fucks who litter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know that at the time it was known as the crying Indian ad, for sure, but would you mind putting in parentheses (Native American) to clarify?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the best free mmorpgs for a beginner?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently started playing World of Warcraft, the current version, and my gosh it was way too easy and way too fast. I got to level 70 in 5 days, and gave up and started playing WoW classic instead, which is much more difficult. So I’d say WoW is probably your jam, just stay away from Classic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They made a documentary about it years ago. It’s called Idiocracy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am imploring you to find a piece of lost media.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect, this is what I needed, thank you.

• I am imploring you to find a piece of lost media.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Because who doesn't want this scent in their house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love dill pickle scented candles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many people delete their posts?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Deleted by creator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many people delete their posts?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  prove it haha ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now this is how you do pride month, take notes AAA devs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now this is how you do pride month, take notes AAA devs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every news result on duckduckgo links to MSN⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask Jeeves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get to Santa Claus beard status⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds more like you want a badass viking beard. Is your beard white??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t matter what other people think of your partner. Only what you think. Fuck the haters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's the word for a leg elbow?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jan, you’re such a wenis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any initiatives aimed at training generative AI using 100% public domain works and works authorized by the creator?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Excellent, thank you for posting sources and being a generally excellent human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Max cracks down on password sharing with $8 fee for extra members outside the household⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy. I guess that’s another streaming service I won’t subscribe to anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In nomine patris lustra

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are popes always really old?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's with "*checks notes*" everywhere?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What what, in the butt…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a valid point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it really depends on how white you are. I’m 192cm tall, born in California, white as fuck with blue eyes, so I think that I’m pretty safe. However, I’ve cautioned my sister who was born on Java that she really has to take precautions. She’s lived here and been naturalized since she was 1 years old, but even so, she’s got brown skin, so she’s a target for this RACIST AS FUCK government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you use your blinker in a car? Would you wink at your lover, from afar? Would you twerk and dimple, or is that too far? I don’t know how to rhyme this anymore, ABLAR.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Actor’s Actor, Nicky Katt, Dies At 54: Sources⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh wow. So young, and such a fantastic actor.