Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd like to change my last name and want suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Zephyr Onomotopoeia Scintillating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmm yes. Two tons of sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are dads like this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luke Aikins No Parachute 25,000 Feet Airplane Jump Complete Video⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my God. I hadn’t heard of this before. That’s fucking incredible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forza Horizon 6 immediately beats its predecessor's all-time Steam record with 130,000 concurrent players – and that's only counting people willing to pay $120 for early access⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve 100% all 5 previous games. I’m not buying this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for them. Equality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me three. Kinda. I actually wear sarongs which are even more comfortable than a western skirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How prevalent are cash transactions in the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for answering that rather probing question.

  Here is another one.

  Do you keep cash on you, or only if you know it will be needed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How prevalent are cash transactions in the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do you live? If you don’t mind me asking and prying?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How prevalent are cash transactions in the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am probably very late to the game but I think I might take the meager cash liquidity I have and convert it to precious metals. Steel and flour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How prevalent are cash transactions in the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my personal, anecdotal experience?

  Over the last 2 years, I have seen a sharp uptick in cash transactions as more and more people become poorer and poorer in the western US.

  Prior to that, about 30% of all transactions were cash basis for about 10 years.

  Before that, at least 50% were cash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is it like traveling with two passports at the same time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Double Barrelled Immunity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Real Dream Team⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh! Me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨s p h e r e⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no sphere but s p h e r e itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not being able to experience a full-body-orgasm is just another example of the sad male reality.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually don’t really like having full body ones. They are far too intense. I usually get them when my wife and I orgasm together and they go on for often more than a minute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why will a cop arrest you if your in a ridable mower going down the street drunk? How is that a DWI when while you may be drunk you will not hurt anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok I tried and couldn’t find it. Instead I found this glorious image.

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why will a cop arrest you if your in a ridable mower going down the street drunk? How is that a DWI when while you may be drunk you will not hurt anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t there a comic with that exact premise?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe three towels⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate folding towels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teenis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I call mine Shrek. It’s kinda green and disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AAA Dominance Is Eroding: 56% of PC Gaming Revenue Now Goes to Games Outside the Top 20⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just bought a game from a solo dev. Before I Go is a metroidvania reminiscent of Ori. Loving it so far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear the bean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But which Ted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And your username would also be relevant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Left the teenage son home. Said he had school work to do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is your son JD vance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a real name for your penis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jack Bauer wants to know your location. And if you don’t tell him he will torture your wife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why does almost nobody live here?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was there yesterday. It’s cold AF all year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great at gaming? US air traffic control wants you to apply⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if they’re talking to any of the VATSIM at controllers. Those guys are quite good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have, since I was a child, flexed my pelvic floor muscles as a way to relieve stress. I have great control over them and can make my penis dance. So yeah, basically I have a lot of strength there. It’s a stupid flex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping it classy for my 1000th post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day I am part of the lucky 10,000 is a great day. Thank you for the recipe!