capt_wolf
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 1 day ago:
Had to tape it down to make sure it didn’t fly away.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 3 days ago:
Similarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
- Comment on Taste the flavor 3 days ago:
I’m reminded of this Uwos video…
- Comment on "Luke, I am your *second* father" 5 days ago:
TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!
*Deep kshhh pshhhhh* Alright… That’s it… I’m cutting off your hand.
- Comment on The sheeet of power 1 week ago:
The video in question, since nobody’s linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 1 week ago:
33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.
- Comment on TINY 1 week ago:
Clearly it’s a Danish conversation with a woman who has a small penish fetish…
Hvad, Alena? (What, Alena?)
Alena: PP TINY! YES ❤️
- Comment on Currency 2 weeks ago:
Lol, corrected!
- Comment on Currency 2 weeks ago:
Shortly after Donnie finds out…
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The Radical Left wants you to eat bugs and kale. Not on my watch! We are building a massive reserve of Big Mac Coins. High quality, high value! I met with the Hamburglar—great guy, very misunderstood—and he agrees: the Mac Coin is going to the moon. Crypto is fine, but you can’t eat a Bitcoin! A total disaster for Sleepy Joe, but a HUGE win for your stomach! 🍔💰 #BigMacStandard #FastFoodFinancials
- Comment on What ever happened to this guy? 2 weeks ago:
Shoes came off and everything.
- Comment on Many guess that it's some type of religious symbol 3 weeks ago:
Yes, actually, some players had thicker spindles.
So here’s the story, at least as far as I understood it… 45s were created during a format war between Columbia records and RCA, a la betamax VS VHS, cd/dvd vs laser disc, or Blu-ray vs HD DVD. RCA’s 45s were designed to compete against Columbia’s 33s as both of them fought to create a sturdier successor to the old shellac 78 designs and bring a more reliable standard to the industry.
The larger hole was claimed to be a design feature that gave the records more stability, but really, RCA just wanted to make them incompatible with other players…
In the end, 33 LPs won. Turns out, people and musicians wanted whole albums, not just singles. Whoda thunk? However, 45s ended up being perfect for jukebox players. Plus, we got those nifty convertors that ultimately made it so it didn’t matter as long as your player had a speed setting.
Fun fact, my first record player ever was actually a Fisher Price… It sounded about as good as you would expect, but I loved it. And if you look, it’s got a built-in 45 adaptor that just popped up when you pressed it.
- Comment on Confused over here 5 weeks ago:
Gotcha, no worries!
- Comment on Confused over here 5 weeks ago:
Santa Claus?
Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.
Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”
The analogy should be pretty obvious.
- Comment on Bruh... 1 month ago:
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
- Comment on wood 1 month ago:
Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!
- Comment on Guys... what the fuck? No really? 1 month ago:
Wait… What’s the joke here? I just see the president. Is he sticking his head through a hole in the table or something?
- Comment on Alright, who stepped on my corn? 1 month ago:
I did… It’s literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
As a middle finger, they’ll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.
- Comment on Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate 2 months ago:
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
- Comment on Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations 2 months ago:
It’s not in his mouth yet
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
It just dawned on me, the whole “Kamala Harris blowjob queen” move. Holy shit the projection…
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 months ago:
Username checks out even!
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 2 months ago:
Uh…no thanks…
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 2 months ago:
Yeah, I think my snail is defective, can I get a new one?
- Comment on What are your favorite games from a worldbuilding standpoint? 3 months ago:
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I don’t think I ever got so invested in figuring out a story than with Elden Ring. I thoroughly enjoyed following each character’s progression as they all head for the tree. I’m still bummed that I stalled out in the DLC because of the stupid commander Gaius fight. Game was cake up until his gatekeeping ass. Fuck that guy… Someday I’ll feel like trying again.
- Comment on We are not the same 3 months ago:
Some people power shit…
Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!
- Comment on French fries with free lead poisoning 3 months ago:
Ahhh, that would explain the weird fibrousness of the paper.
- Comment on French fries with free lead poisoning 3 months ago:
The whole pic gets weirder and weirder the longer you look at it. I really want to say it’s AI. Like, read the text underneath it, it’s all like weird engrish.
SURVEYOR “… colonel hearted ferrars. Draw from upon here…” PROJECT MANAGER “…way get cold spot its week. Almost do…”
Then there’s what appears to be a scantron fish behind the torn off paper. The weird texture of the tear. The glossiness of the paper for what appears to just be a torn out newspaper want ad…
- Comment on RV There Yet? is a dad-core co-op game about doing a very bad job driving home from your campervan vacation 3 months ago:
My best friend and I have been playing this for the past 3 days and it’s wild. All I was expecting was a game about camping in an RV. We’re now underground and having to navigate explosive gas…
- Comment on New kind of aneurysm just dropped 3 months ago:
“Honey? I don’t think my meds are working!”
“Why not?”
“The words on the bottle are trying the run away.”
