capt_wolf
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- Comment on Confused over here 1 day ago:
Gotcha, no worries!
- Comment on Confused over here 1 day ago:
Santa Claus?
Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.
Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”
The analogy should be pretty obvious.
- Comment on Bruh... 1 week ago:
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
- Comment on wood 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!
- Comment on Guys... what the fuck? No really? 2 weeks ago:
Wait… What’s the joke here? I just see the president. Is he sticking his head through a hole in the table or something?
- Comment on Alright, who stepped on my corn? 2 weeks ago:
I did… It’s literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
As a middle finger, they’ll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.
- Comment on Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate 4 weeks ago:
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
- Comment on Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations 4 weeks ago:
It’s not in his mouth yet
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 1 month ago:
It just dawned on me, the whole “Kamala Harris blowjob queen” move. Holy shit the projection…
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 1 month ago:
Username checks out even!
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 1 month ago:
Uh…no thanks…
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 1 month ago:
Yeah, I think my snail is defective, can I get a new one?
- Comment on What are your favorite games from a worldbuilding standpoint? 1 month ago:
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I don’t think I ever got so invested in figuring out a story than with Elden Ring. I thoroughly enjoyed following each character’s progression as they all head for the tree. I’m still bummed that I stalled out in the DLC because of the stupid commander Gaius fight. Game was cake up until his gatekeeping ass. Fuck that guy… Someday I’ll feel like trying again.
- Comment on We are not the same 1 month ago:
Some people power shit…
Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!
- Comment on French fries with free lead poisoning 2 months ago:
Ahhh, that would explain the weird fibrousness of the paper.
- Comment on French fries with free lead poisoning 2 months ago:
The whole pic gets weirder and weirder the longer you look at it. I really want to say it’s AI. Like, read the text underneath it, it’s all like weird engrish.
SURVEYOR “… colonel hearted ferrars. Draw from upon here…” PROJECT MANAGER “…way get cold spot its week. Almost do…”
Then there’s what appears to be a scantron fish behind the torn off paper. The weird texture of the tear. The glossiness of the paper for what appears to just be a torn out newspaper want ad…
- Comment on RV There Yet? is a dad-core co-op game about doing a very bad job driving home from your campervan vacation 2 months ago:
My best friend and I have been playing this for the past 3 days and it’s wild. All I was expecting was a game about camping in an RV. We’re now underground and having to navigate explosive gas…
- Comment on New kind of aneurysm just dropped 2 months ago:
“Honey? I don’t think my meds are working!”
“Why not?”
“The words on the bottle are trying the run away.”
- Comment on been there... 2 months ago:
It means the shit on your ass when you wipe, not in the bowl.
- Comment on Once again, looking for PS2 game suggestions! 2 months ago:
I think of it as an RPG ruleset, like DnD. Most of FF games follow similar mechanics, class systems, sometimes there’s the same monsters, and sometimes there’s crystals that do stuff.
I agree though, FFX is really good.
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 2 months ago:
Clearly a unicorn
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
I can totally agree with that. I found her to be one of the most humanly believable villains in any story I’ve seen or read. She’d fit in to so many real world situations as that exact person. Absolutely the kind of nut job you’d see having a meltdown tantrum as someone recorded her on their phone.
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
Right? King, who’s endorsed and even appeared in some of the worst adaptations of his books. He’s truly a master, but a movie writer he is not…
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
I strongly disagree… It was deus ex machina trash with a twist. Using the original ending would have left the audience wanting closure and not getting it. Instead, they wrapped it up nice and tight and King got to murder another kid.
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
I genuinely liked the movie, but hated the ending enough that it was years before I watched it again.
Anyone who hasn’t, go read the book. The ending is soooo much better and really had me hoping King would explore that whole world more… Easily one of my top five stories of his.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Dev Gearbox Asks PC Gamers to Wait 15 Minutes for Shaders to Compile in the Background While Playing After Reports Indicate Recent Update Causes Stuttering - IGN 2 months ago:
Remember how like… 5-10 years ago, games just… Kinda worked?
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing 3 months ago:
Yeah, if I remember right, the issue is that the typo breaks the system that tells the xenos how to behave in combat. They should use vents and try and flank you, but instead they just charge right at you.
Still a ton of other issues with the game, but that was huge.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing 3 months ago:
Gonna just remind everyone, or tell anyone who isn’t familiar… Gearbox’s Colonial Marines has a typo in an ini file that breaks the game’s AI. Gearbox was made aware of it after a modder found it in 2018. They acknowledged it by making a joke, then did nothing…
As far as I know, that one letter typo is still there after 13 damn years.
- Comment on [Request] A good multiplayer mechwarrior-like game 3 months ago:
Daemon X Machina has a more fast paced mecha feeling. Very similar to the Armored Core games. Which makes a lot of sense, since Kenichiro Tsukuda and Shoji Kawamori are both behind it.
