capt_wolf
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- Comment on Me after Jerboa announced it is ending support 16 hours ago:
I’ve tried almost all of them, Connect had the nicer feel and I was able to customize it similar to BaconReader. The dev is quick to respond and push fixes too.
- Comment on royalty free, no copyright 5 days ago:
- Comment on Any other games that have a similar vibe to My Summer Car? 1 week ago:
The La-Mulana series. They’re side scrolling metroidvanias that absolutely hate you. Gretting hit is frequently fatal. Finding secrets aren’t just for fun, they’re a requirement. Puzzles range from pretty easy to “What in the actual fuck? How do I get there?” Hints are puzzles on their own. To top it all off, the lore is amazing and very well planned out. You’re basically setting out with nothing but a whip on a quest to look for your father and, in the process, you find god…
I’ve managed to beat both a few times and can say, they are, by far, two of the most difficult and well constructed games I’ve ever played.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Seriously, just stop answering. Make sure your contacts are up to date. Only accept calls from people you know.
When you get an unknown caller, don’t pick up. Don’t click decline. Declining let’s them know there’s a live person on the other end. Just let it ring until their system times out and hangs up. Let it happen enough and they slow down to a stop. I’ve seriously only gotten one in the past 5 months.
If you don’t answer and it’s actually something important, they’ll leave a message. The scammers never, ever do.
- Comment on Poop! 1 week ago:
No, your body does stuff like this all the time. It’s an osmotic process, if I remember right. Just water or mucous passing through the membrane of your intestines. Unless there’s something seriously wrong with you, you’re totally fine. I’d give a link, but I’m not searching Google for “poop reabsorption” with an ear infection right now. 🤢
- Comment on *uncurses you* 1 week ago:
I know a guy…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Peak batman is insane… Benches over 1000lbs.
- Comment on What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond 2 weeks ago:
According to this kid, yes.
And I counter with biscoff cookie butter.
- Comment on Gog Promotional E-Mail Containing Nazi Symbols Goes Out to Subscribers 2 weeks ago:
I’ll give you that, and the swastika and manji came to mind. I’d originally included in my post the suggestion about going and putting up swastikas and was like… “wait… That’s still a thing.”
I get that it’s a Norse rune and I recognize the history and heritage in the same way, but in that case maybe just one ᛋ would have sufficed. However, considering someone thought enough to say, “Hey, this is going to be problem in Germany.” it would have hurt literally no one to just say, “maybe we just shouldn’t to it at all.” Deleted. Literally no controversy.
Instead… here we are.
- Comment on Gog Promotional E-Mail Containing Nazi Symbols Goes Out to Subscribers 2 weeks ago:
Wow… I really don’t buy those excuses…
They literally admit to seeing the problem before distribution, but instead of just deleting them from the email, they decide to just not include the place where it would get them into the most legal trouble instead?
Uh… No… That’s not an accident anymore. There’s no oopsie there.
Then they go and double down on reddit by giving the excuse that the symbol has been around way longer than it’s modern historical use, so we shouldn’t stop using it because someone corrupted it?
No, that’s not how it works.
Things get ruined and they take on new meanings, that includes words and symbols. You don’t just get to decide that you’re going to take back the symbol of some of the worst evil mankind has known just because it had another meaning before that and then expect everyone to be like, “Oh, alright…” It has a new meaning now. One that everyone recognizes… A meaning that it is blatantly apparent they were aware of beforehand and decided to use anyway.
Anyone buying that bullshit excuse is an idiot.
Fuck GoG.
- Comment on Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster? 2 weeks ago:
If I found the right one, it’s this…
$400 fucking dollars for a toaster??? No… Just… No. Fuck off. I hate this timeline so much. Marty Mcfly needs to go unfuck whatever it is he fucked up, because if I see his ass and he hasn’t, I’m kicking him in the balls so hard his kids feel it.
- Comment on Homocycle and Heterocycle 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Shutting down a piracy site 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on GOAT 3 weeks ago:
Alright then… Supreme Court docket
- Mr. Trump sexually abused Ms. Carroll? YES X NO____
Here’s some Wikipedia reading
Verdict and aftermath (January 2024–present) edit
On January 26, 2024, the jury deliberated for three hours and awarded Carroll $7.3 million in emotional damages, $11 million in reputation-related damages, and $65 million in punitive damages, totaling $83.3 million.[246] The jury found Trump had committed sexual abuse and forcible touching, two of the three elements of Carroll’s battery claim.[248] Trump said he would appeal.[249]
And let’s not forget this classic gem
You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything … grab them by the pussy.
- Comment on Fallout lead Tim Cain argues games industry crisis hasn't reached the level of the 1983 crash: 'I don't think there's ever been a worse time in the games industry' 4 weeks ago:
Meanwhile, indie devs:
- Comment on How men are different than women 4 weeks ago:
Somebody didn’t watch Animaniacs when they were younger.
Africa is harder but Yakko’s got still us covered.
- Comment on The struggle is real 4 weeks ago:
It’s alright, only one other person from the group was gonna show up anyway.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
If that’s unsettling, remember that there are billions of organisms living in you and on you, manipulating your brain by generating neurochemicals to make you crave the foods that feed them.
- Comment on TFW yiu tryna see 4 weeks ago:
Wrong…
Where are my fellow book nerd/librarian fetishists at?
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Been playing since it came out, and it’s been amazing to see it go from 2D Minecraft to such a massive experience. Now I’m going to to have to update some mods and play again…
- Comment on Boomer comics 5 weeks ago:
“There’s never going to be a good time for it. We didn’t have a lot of money when I had mine. You just learn to sacrifice for them.”
Motherfucker, I just ate ramen for dinner.
- Comment on Tattoo 1 month ago:
Nah, all need to do for that is remember the port and left are both four letter words.
Front = Bow, fore
Back = Stern, aft
If you don’t get it right, I’ll throw your ass out the little round window on the side!
- Comment on Nice to hear, even if it's false hope 1 month ago:
I’d definitely do this to screw with people.
“Your water filter needs replacing. Warning: system compromised, the bacteria are taking over. The water filter is fine.”
“It’s time to change your air filters. What’s that smell? Did you fart or is that just you?”
“The thermostat has been set to 69°. Nice…”
“There is someone at the front door. Looks like a cop, better flush that stash! Does it smell like drugs in here? Maybe if you changed the air filter it wouldn’t!”
- Comment on when you are about to shit yourself but youre in the middle of your paid union break 1 month ago:
Trained my body to have to go about 10 minutes after I get in to work. lemmy.world/…/82b9b365-3b63-401e-9d16-4b8093d74c8…
- Comment on A body battery in this economy? 1 month ago:
Throw in “also, we’re having an anxiety attack for no good reason!” and hey, it’s the past 30 years of my life!
- Comment on the pretty people 1 month ago:
What a truly horrible day to have eyes…
- Comment on The Third Shift, a Game Boy styled horror game that combines first, second, and third person perspectives where you play the newest employee in a Museum on night shift, released on Steam 1 month ago:
- Comment on tech never works for long 1 month ago:
When looking for a mimic, always shoot the printer first… Not because it’s the mimic, but because it deserves it.
- Comment on Innovation 1 month ago:
I whack my hands on shit daily, that would become expensive pretty quick.
- Comment on Loin kig 2 months ago:
Potential band name, album title, and album art all in one shot