capt_wolf
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on bye meme man 1 week ago:
All the jokes I’ve seen were fine, but this just hurts.
- Comment on Chuck chuck bo buck... 1 week ago:
Well… It is LA in the 80s.
- Comment on MMO players (past and present): what is your attitude towards "forced" group content? 1 week ago:
Agreed, this has not been my experience. God save you if you watch a cutscene!
That being said, I like the game a lot. It’s the first MMO I’ve dedicated this much time to since the original Guild Wars launched. Also the first time I’ve actually paid for a sub. Players are generally nice, and progression isn’t particularly difficult.
I just… I just don’t want to return to the waking sands anymore…
- Comment on Strong men create worm times 3 weeks ago:
And to do so, one must first learn the importance of walking with rythym.
- Comment on In the deep freeze 3 weeks ago:
Can’t have artificial sweeteners either because they give him migraines.
- Comment on Lawful evil 4 weeks ago:
Tipping culture is bullshit anyway. If you run a business where you can’t afford to pay your employees enough without going out of business, then your business shouldn’t exist.
- Comment on What if? WHAT IF?! 4 weeks ago:
Dropped one once. Was mid transfer with his sister and he decided to start squirming. Reflexes kicked in and I caught him mid fall, over 20 years ago and I’m still terrified.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
Vegetables don’t exist. A good deal of the “vegetables” you eat are fruits. The rest are leaves, roots, flowers, and stems.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I just picked up RetroSpace yesterday. It’s basically System Shock and Bioshock mashed together. Wake up aboard a generation ship as a janitor, try and figure out what happened. Along the way, you purchase genetic mutations. Die and you’re remade with defects, like uncontrollable cursing. Very fun so far with a good sense of humor.
I also let my friends talk me into playing FFXIV, and just finished up the Ultima fight. This is the first MMO I’ve dedicated major time to since Guild Wars.
- Comment on Would swipe right 5 weeks ago:
Now she’s at your front door, and incredibly pissed that you even looked at her…
…Aaaaand she just stole the front door and disappeared…
Great job, now that creeper you matched with a couple days ago is gonna get in.
This is fucking slender man all over again dude… What did I tell you?
- Comment on Ohhhhh, the year was 1778... 5 weeks ago:
Alright then… I’ve got the most perfect song, just for you!
- Comment on Dragon Quest Builders 2 & the Art of Directed Creativity 5 weeks ago:
I agree! Totally with it! Was glad they brought the first one to pc. It’s a shame we probably won’t get a third.
- Comment on Shaving not necessary 5 weeks ago:
Just got to practice your free diving skills!
- Comment on fear me 1 month ago:
I imagined that double dick guy on reddit and thought we were gonna have our own AMA coming up soon.
- Comment on Bleep bloop 1 month ago:
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- Comment on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes 1 month ago:
I think they were trying to make an argument regarding ethics and morality and didn’t do the best job by throwing in a strawman argument. That being said, television networks literally do it every day. That they’re doing it is arguably unethical, but if you’re expecting ethics and morality from a megacorp, you’re a fool.
Everything else you said stands. Don’t use the product. Don’t give the company your money. Nobody’s forcing you to consume the media. If you do, don’t complain, you’re the fool who bought a game with ads.
- Comment on DLSS5 slander 1 month ago:
🎶 Don’t ask me silly questions. I won’t play silly games.🎶
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 1 month ago:
These devs clearly played the train mission in San Andreas and were left emotionally scarred.
- Comment on progress 1 month ago:
Is this a cyclical thing? Cause, hey, good news in ten years!
- Comment on Gemini outputs image dump 1 month ago:
Hey gemini, can you give me an example of testicular Turkish yellow?
Well, I guess the last one…
- Comment on Sheeple... 1 month ago:
Just wait til you find out about your gut biome!
- Comment on The White House removed a MAGA-themed game called Build the Wall from its website after the Tetris Company issues a statement online alluding to copyright infringement 1 month ago:
I sure hope so. Last night I also saw an Ocarina of Time rip off, complete with Zelda music, saying something outrageously wrong like “Trump is working hard…” Not that I waa gonna buy it anyway, but I’m definitely going to be pissed if they let that shit slide after everything they’ve done to the world of emulation.
- Comment on Why Should I... 1 month ago:
Great, now I want halloumi…
- Comment on Avast! 1 month ago:
Avast, coppers! A boat!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
There are 2 actually, released for the original GTA, London 1961 and London 1969.
- Comment on White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin 2 months ago:
Link isn’t right, but for non-spanish speakers, the easiest translation is “uncultured/classless and stupid,” which we already knew about them.
- Comment on Extra Milky 2 months ago:
“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of you milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. Its not cheese dammit! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson
- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 2 months ago:
Brings new meaning to “take a licking but keeps on ticking.”
- Comment on lesson 2 months ago:
Yes, but I still took a second to make this because I genuinely laughed.
- Comment on Cookies policy 2 months ago:
That’s because that’s exactly what the original meme pic was before someone cropped it.
