capt_wolf
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on Tattoo 2 days ago:
Nah, all need to do for that is remember the port and left are both four letter words.
Front = Bow, fore
Back = Stern, aft
If you don’t get it right, I’ll throw your ass out the little round window on the side!
- Comment on Nice to hear, even if it's false hope 2 days ago:
I’d definitely do this to screw with people.
“Your water filter needs replacing. Warning: system compromised, the bacteria are taking over. The water filter is fine.”
“It’s time to change your air filters. What’s that smell? Did you fart or is that just you?”
“The thermostat has been set to 69°. Nice…”
“There is someone at the front door. Looks like a cop, better flush that stash! Does it smell like drugs in here? Maybe if you changed the air filter it wouldn’t!”
- Comment on when you are about to shit yourself but youre in the middle of your paid union break 5 days ago:
Trained my body to have to go about 10 minutes after I get in to work. lemmy.world/…/82b9b365-3b63-401e-9d16-4b8093d74c8…
- Comment on A body battery in this economy? 6 days ago:
Throw in “also, we’re having an anxiety attack for no good reason!” and hey, it’s the past 30 years of my life!
- Comment on the pretty people 2 weeks ago:
What a truly horrible day to have eyes…
- Comment on The Third Shift, a Game Boy styled horror game that combines first, second, and third person perspectives where you play the newest employee in a Museum on night shift, released on Steam 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on tech never works for long 3 weeks ago:
When looking for a mimic, always shoot the printer first… Not because it’s the mimic, but because it deserves it.
- Comment on Innovation 3 weeks ago:
I whack my hands on shit daily, that would become expensive pretty quick.
- Comment on Loin kig 3 weeks ago:
Potential band name, album title, and album art all in one shot
- Comment on When she sent me out to buy her one, I never anticipated this question 4 weeks ago:
We did, but were quickly reminded “This is a family store.” and told to leave when we also tried out one of the crates.
- Comment on Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI 4 weeks ago:
Man, wow… Now there’s a long lost memory.
Original was 25-26 years ago.
- Comment on Salty 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him 1 month ago:
Or a jar…
- Comment on It’s getting weird folks, a second five fret game is getting pushed, Sound Studio 1 month ago:
Rocksmith is what got me back into playing bass regularly again and gave me a way to actually perform when I was no longer in a band. Fired it up, loaded up twitch, and took requests all night. I even got a second cam rigged to the neck of my bass. 2014 was an instant buy and had CDLC so damn quick. I praised it up and down for years. By comparison, plus is performatively better, but it’s also subscription based trash. No CDLC, not getting my money. Didn’t even let you carry over already purchased songs, which they did between original Rocksmith and 2014.
Also there’s a mod set for 2014 now that includes a fix for the sample rate problem that ubisoft told us was impossible to do. It let’s you specify a sample rate so that you can use Bluetooth headphones or other devices that aren’t locked to 48khz, like Bluetooth headphones. Used to have to route it through voicemeeter and deal with a pretty significant delay.
- Comment on Asset reuse in videogames is essential, and we need to embrace it, says Assassin's Creed and Far Cry director: 'We redo too much stuff' 1 month ago:
Meanwhile, me walking into that same exact house or neighborhood that’s used in every indie game…
- Comment on 8 characters? How about we make it 16? 1 month ago:
Fine…
S!xTe3N!
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 1 month ago:
I think it was RealPlayer for me. I remember finding different sites and praying the connection was alright. That they were at least close enough in the world that you didn’t see that awful word, “Buffering…” Then I learned how to rip the whole rt file. Pretty sure I still have Trigun in rt actually…
Then once Winamp had video streaming, I remember surfing through crap on there all the time. Sooooo many weird foreign movies and anime…
- Comment on Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions 2 months ago:
Suddenly, Inigo Montoya rushes in and stabs you for killing his father.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 2 months ago:
EA just doing what it’s always done… Got it.
That’s always been their practice, use up a team until they don’t think they’ll get anything more from them, then shutter them. You don’t go to work for EA for the job security. You work for them because you need a stepping stone…
…Or they bought your studio.
- Comment on How do people survive in America? This is with insurance! 2 months ago:
We don’t. Thanks Nixon. Thanks Ehrlichman. Thanks Kaiser. And thanks Hilary too. Even Obama was helpful to the scheme.
- Comment on Star rupture on sale. It's only $20 to begin with, heh 2 months ago:
It’s on the roadmap, but not yet. It doesn’t look like the new content update will have it yet either.
- Comment on Today is the 40th Anniversay of Zelda! 2 months ago:
Chrono Trigger had a similar effect on me, where Magus seemed like he just had to be the BBEG… Then you realize that was just the first drop on the rollercoaster.
- Comment on Star rupture on sale. It's only $20 to begin with, heh 2 months ago:
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve liked Star Rupture so far, but am I playing it wrong? I was kinda expecting there to be regular attacks similar to Factorio. Instead, after 20 hours of play, I’ve seen only one and killed them all so fast it wasn’t even really a threat. I feel like the progression of conflict needs to be little more aggressive.
- Comment on Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy 2 months ago:
This… Put games on your wishlist, set your wishlist to only show sales, and sort by price. Then only buy games from that list when they go on a significant sale. Plenty of decent games out there regularly go for $5-10 or less. With very few exceptions I refuse to pay more than $20-30 for a game and, even then, only if they’re like 50% off and not likely to come down.
Also… stop pre-ordering games. They’ll still be there when they do go on sale. You don’t need to play them as soon as they come out. Conquer that FOMO shit and develop some integrity.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 2 months ago:
Had to tape it down to make sure it didn’t fly away.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 2 months ago:
Similarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
- Comment on Taste the flavor 2 months ago:
I’m reminded of this Uwos video…
- Comment on "Luke, I am your *second* father" 2 months ago:
TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!
*Deep kshhh pshhhhh* Alright… That’s it… I’m cutting off your hand.
- Comment on The sheeet of power 3 months ago:
The video in question, since nobody’s linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 3 months ago:
33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.
