capt_wolf
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- Comment on 3 hours ago:
There are 2 actually, released for the original GTA, London 1961 and London 1969.
- Comment on White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin 3 days ago:
Link isn’t right, but for non-spanish speakers, the easiest translation is “uncultured/classless and stupid,” which we already knew about them.
- Comment on Extra Milky 1 week ago:
“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of you milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. Its not cheese dammit! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson
- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 1 week ago:
Brings new meaning to “take a licking but keeps on ticking.”
- Comment on lesson 2 weeks ago:
Yes, but I still took a second to make this because I genuinely laughed.
- Comment on Cookies policy 2 weeks ago:
That’s because that’s exactly what the original meme pic was before someone cropped it.
- Comment on For hire 3 weeks ago:
I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views life as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying… by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been downvoted into oblivion in the past for saying this, but I still stand by it. Anyone who makes a situation unsafe for themselves and others is an asshole, plain and simple. There are rules for a reason, it’s our duty to follow them.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 3 weeks ago:
Anyone who says it’s gross, but has never actually tried it, it makes you sound like a picky snob.
Pineapple, red onion, bacon, and a drizzle of BBQ sauce on a pizza is one of the most delicious things I have ever had.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Playing a lot of souls games, it’s really funny when they’ve got invisible fences that reset them back to their spawn point or when they get hung up on a rock or something that they should easily be able to path around. There were quite a few fights where I just didn’t feel like doing the fight because it looked annoying. Sooooo…
- Comment on Dinner time! 4 weeks ago:
2,555 would make the dog exactly 7 years old by the way. Happy birthday doggo.
- Comment on It's ripe 4 weeks ago:
Thank you! I’m not the only weirdo slapping watermelons in the store Everyone’s always like “You want a watermelon that’s got a very light…”
No… There should be a slight resonance in your fingers, like you’re patting a very overfilled water balloon. If you’re not sure, lay your fingers flat and drum them on it. Hasn’t failed me ever.
- Comment on Next up: Running Up that Hill by Kate Bush 4 weeks ago:
As is Huey Lewis’ “The Heart of Rock & Roll”
- Comment on me n who? 🤭🤭 4 weeks ago:
Literally every time my wife sees I have a new cut.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 4 weeks ago:
I miss work for trade…
You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.
“Today you… Tomorrow me…”
- Comment on Modern sorcery 5 weeks ago:
See, there’s your problem. You’ve got to keep them in the fridge for at least 5 weeks, longer if they’ve come into contact with direct sunlight at any point after cooking. If the other food in your fridge is still smoking, you can bet they’re still too hot.
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- Comment on What's the rarest Steam achievement you got? 5 weeks ago:
I don’t remember what I did to get this, but apparently it involved eating corn. The game was Backseat Drivers. Image
The most rare ones I have are for delisted games like Marvel Heroes or Rocksmith. So here’s the next and more worthy two that were actually a challenge. Both are from Cave Story. Image Image
- Comment on PSBLACKOUT (boycott of PlayStation) 1 month ago:
I haven’t owned a Sony console since the PS2, but I will gladly double, even triple, my effort to continue to do nothing!
- Comment on As long as I'm horizontal I'm set 1 month ago:
Assateague/Chincoteague Island for the curious.
- Comment on Bean on my mind 1 month ago:
BannedBeeeeaned! Come on now, he just said it! - Comment on We are so back! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous 1 month ago:
Neither was I… I guess I’ll have to try harder.
- Comment on New hobby 1 month ago:
I got a few of those. One memorable one in particular was from a guy that was raging hard.
“If you don’t stop fucking calling me, I’m going to come to your house and kill your whole family.”
Okay, chill dude… I’m not doing it. Clearly someone is faking my number. Just block me and move on.
“NO! I’M SICK OF MY PHONE RINGING ALL DAY LONG! YOU NEED TO STOP OR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS YOUR FAULT!!!”
Okay… So I’m gonna go ahead and call the police now… Have a better day, man.
It was like the start of a damn horror story.
- Comment on Tracey fucked around and found out 1 month ago:
It does say “remaining quarter” which is definitely meant to be a quarter of what’s left. With word problems, you generally follow the order the statements are made. So your first assumption is correct. 16-4=12 Rachel is left with twelve bars, which we need for the next part of the statement.
12/4=3 Tracey asks for a “remaining quarter” and thus takes three. 4+3=7 Tracey now has 7 bars.It’s just a terribly phrased sentence. Appropriately worded and still coded correctly, it should say something like:
Rachel has sixteen chocolate bars. Tracey takes four from her and then asks for a quarter of what remains.
How many bars does Tracey now have?
- Comment on That lettuce doesn’t know I’ve been training my whole life for this moment 1 month ago:
As someone who’s had IBS for 30+ years Image
- Comment on Moths and lamps 1 month ago:
This is the one that’s now salty over his brother flying into the forbidden lamp.
- Comment on Off to the mandatory company picnic we go... 1 month ago:
I feel you. I had that 2 weeks ago. Corporate mandated picnic that was 5 hours of seminars that could have been a 5 minute newsletter followed by an hour of corporate landed “fun.” Plus I had to work after, so my day was 13 hours while everyone else got to go home with a full day’s pay.
Today it’s a “mandatory” 9am staff meeting with the director and another 13 hour day.
- Comment on Game suggestions: Downvote any game you've heard of before 2 months ago:
Excellent game! So satisfying when you get a run that totally breaks the game! And it just got a true online coop mod! Previously you could play with one Fight and up to three players could be Orbs.
- Comment on 1978 High School 2 months ago:
“At the tone, please state your name.”
“Momit’smeI’matthecopshopattheboardwalkreadytogetpickedupi’llseeyousoonloveyoubye.”
"This is a collect call from “Momit’smeI’matthecopshopattheboardwalkreadytogetpickedupi’llseeyousoonloveyoubye.” To accept charges, press 1. To refuse charges, press 2.
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