capt_wolf
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on Check out this alpha male 1 day ago:
Alpha males are toxic and cancerous, so… Yes.
- Comment on Yes 3 days ago:
Fucking Geos man… I remember doing homework on its word processor…
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 3 days ago:
Hell yeah, Tim Follin is a god.
“Tim, would you mind making the music for our Ghouls and Ghosts Commodore port?”
“No problem, here’s 9 full length tracks spanning 22 minutes including a 4 minute long title screen song. I hope that’s enough. I hope I got the screams right…”
- Comment on Helldivers 2 and Palworld devs wish players understood that 'easy' additions and updates are sometimes really hard: 'That's half a year's work. That takes six months' 3 days ago:
Sure it is, you just implement depth map deformation into the static terrain, totally doable! Then you just tie in a strain system to all the game’s models so they fall when they don’t have enough support, then add destruction animations for every static model and falling animations for every character. Totally easy, the devs are just lazy! /s
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 4 days ago:
It’s an image dump, full of anime pics/porn/etc.
- Comment on Times were different 1 week ago:
Always loved Normal Rockwell. Back when we were little and my brother and I would get sick, there was an old tray my mom would bring us our food on with this scene on it. Image The look on that kid’s face, just the epitome of “you greedy motherfucker.”
- Comment on Couldn't find any bears, so this will have to do. 1 week ago:
Admit it, you had the gummy bears too, huh?
- Comment on NO STEAM DATA - Valve confirms alleged data breach was "not a breach of Steam systems" [Debunk] 1 week ago:
That’s… Actually not a bad idea. Place dummy sets on legitimate servers that then feed into legitimate looking, but flagged, accounts. Sprinkle them into legitimate datasets too. Flood the dark web with fake info that goes off like a landmine when used.
I’m sure that’s something that already gets done. At least, I’d hope it does.
- Comment on I have a terrible memory for numbers so: 1 week ago:
530Niiiieeiiiine
You’ll never forget it.
- Comment on Uncultured 2 weeks ago:
Home Improvement is where I learned that, hence the picture of Wilson, who’s the one who brought it up.
- Comment on Physician Whomst 2 weeks ago:
It’s a little too dry…
- Comment on Uncultured 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Nintendo Anti-Piracy Policy Device Lock Update Warns of Console Bricks for Unauthorized Use 2 weeks ago:
Just another reason to stop buying consoles. Imagine building or buying a pc for your OS to just be like, “No, we think you’re pirating something. We’re going to lock your system and make it entirely unusable. Enjoy your ~$1000 paperweight!”
- Comment on Ghost in the machine? How a 'haunted' N64 video game cartridge terrified children around the world 3 weeks ago:
Must be a slow day in the news if the BBC is just covering BENDROWNED…
- Comment on 8BitDo no longer shipping to US from China due to Trump tariffs 4 weeks ago:
Man, just in time for them to release the 108 version of their keyboard…
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 4 weeks ago:
They banned plastic grocery bags in my state to cut down on plastic waste… Now I have to buy more plastic “trash” bags to throw away…
- Comment on Hear The Good News 5 weeks ago:
“Son of God? The Pharises hate this one trick…”
- Comment on OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming 5 weeks ago:
Because white Europeans wouldn’t follow an olive skinned, middle eastern Jew into a supermarket let alone into the gates of heaven…
- Comment on Ok, thanks... 1 month ago:
Well that was rude… They just want to know how to die their hair! Reported…
- Comment on ooo.ooo 1 month ago:
It looks like grandpa got out of his room at the home and is now roaming the halls…
“I’M PRESIDENT!”
“Sure you are Mr. Trump, now let’s get you back to the ‘Oval Office’ in time for your meds…”
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Embrace this Truth and enjoy life 1 month ago:
- Comment on Going on Reddit today be like... 2 months ago:
Make it an even 6 with The Fox and The Hound
- Comment on Going on Reddit today be like... 2 months ago:
Just show them the animated Lord of the Rings, Neverending Story, and then finish it off with The Dark Crystal… They’ll be ready for anything.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 2 months ago:
Uniball Signo 207
Writes easy and the ink is bold and dries fast. Comfortable enough for having to write 7 pages of client notes every night, even with my arthritic hands.
- Comment on One-handed games? 2 months ago:
Just FYI, there are a number of controllers out there for people who only have the use of one hand that are relatively cheap. I don’t always have the use of both hands, and I can definitely say that it’s possible to learn to use regular controllers effectively one handed as well. Once did a live stream specifically to show people what it’s like and how to do it. Both the Logitech F710 and the 8Bitdo Pro 2 work really well in my opinion. People have laughed at me, but the 8bitdo Zero 2 surprisingly works really well too, but is much more limited for inputs and thus, more suited to retro games.
As for one handed games, here’s an extensive steam list
- Comment on Where to find help for a game name 2 months ago:
There’s “Tip of my joystick” on .ml, but it’d not very active. As others have already said, at this point you’re already here. May as well ask.
- Comment on Dentures 2 months ago:
Goddamn mimics are hiding everywhere now!
- Comment on PowerWash Simulator 2 | Announce Trailer 2 months ago:
Definitely the kind of game that you start playing and then suddenly it’s dark out, your boss is mad because you didn’t show up for work today, your parents are calling because you haven’t talked to them in a week, and bill collectors are writing you because you haven’t paid your bills in a couple months…
- Comment on I recommend you don't watch this 2 months ago:
And people say AI is useless
