capt_wolf
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on Strong men create worm times 3 days ago:
And to do so, one must first learn the importance of walking with rythym.
- Comment on In the deep freeze 6 days ago:
Can’t have artificial sweeteners either because they give him migraines.
- Comment on Lawful evil 1 week ago:
Tipping culture is bullshit anyway. If you run a business where you can’t afford to pay your employees enough without going out of business, then your business shouldn’t exist.
- Comment on What if? WHAT IF?! 1 week ago:
Dropped one once. Was mid transfer with his sister and he decided to start squirming. Reflexes kicked in and I caught him mid fall, over 20 years ago and I’m still terrified.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 1 week ago:
Vegetables don’t exist. A good deal of the “vegetables” you eat are fruits. The rest are leaves, roots, flowers, and stems.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I just picked up RetroSpace yesterday. It’s basically System Shock and Bioshock mashed together. Wake up aboard a generation ship as a janitor, try and figure out what happened. Along the way, you purchase genetic mutations. Die and you’re remade with defects, like uncontrollable cursing. Very fun so far with a good sense of humor.
I also let my friends talk me into playing FFXIV, and just finished up the Ultima fight. This is the first MMO I’ve dedicated major time to since Guild Wars.
- Comment on Would swipe right 2 weeks ago:
Now she’s at your front door, and incredibly pissed that you even looked at her…
…Aaaaand she just stole the front door and disappeared…
Great job, now that creeper you matched with a couple days ago is gonna get in.
This is fucking slender man all over again dude… What did I tell you?
- Comment on Ohhhhh, the year was 1778... 2 weeks ago:
Alright then… I’ve got the most perfect song, just for you!
- Comment on Dragon Quest Builders 2 & the Art of Directed Creativity 2 weeks ago:
I agree! Totally with it! Was glad they brought the first one to pc. It’s a shame we probably won’t get a third.
- Comment on Shaving not necessary 2 weeks ago:
Just got to practice your free diving skills!
- Comment on fear me 3 weeks ago:
I imagined that double dick guy on reddit and thought we were gonna have our own AMA coming up soon.
- Comment on Bleep bloop 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes 3 weeks ago:
I think they were trying to make an argument regarding ethics and morality and didn’t do the best job by throwing in a strawman argument. That being said, television networks literally do it every day. That they’re doing it is arguably unethical, but if you’re expecting ethics and morality from a megacorp, you’re a fool.
Everything else you said stands. Don’t use the product. Don’t give the company your money. Nobody’s forcing you to consume the media. If you do, don’t complain, you’re the fool who bought a game with ads.
- Comment on DLSS5 slander 3 weeks ago:
🎶 Don’t ask me silly questions. I won’t play silly games.🎶
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 4 weeks ago:
These devs clearly played the train mission in San Andreas and were left emotionally scarred.
- Comment on progress 4 weeks ago:
Is this a cyclical thing? Cause, hey, good news in ten years!
- Comment on Gemini outputs image dump 4 weeks ago:
Hey gemini, can you give me an example of testicular Turkish yellow?
Well, I guess the last one…
- Comment on Sheeple... 4 weeks ago:
Just wait til you find out about your gut biome!
- Comment on The White House removed a MAGA-themed game called Build the Wall from its website after the Tetris Company issues a statement online alluding to copyright infringement 5 weeks ago:
I sure hope so. Last night I also saw an Ocarina of Time rip off, complete with Zelda music, saying something outrageously wrong like “Trump is working hard…” Not that I waa gonna buy it anyway, but I’m definitely going to be pissed if they let that shit slide after everything they’ve done to the world of emulation.
- Comment on Why Should I... 5 weeks ago:
Great, now I want halloumi…
- Comment on Avast! 5 weeks ago:
Avast, coppers! A boat!
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
There are 2 actually, released for the original GTA, London 1961 and London 1969.
- Comment on White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin 1 month ago:
Link isn’t right, but for non-spanish speakers, the easiest translation is “uncultured/classless and stupid,” which we already knew about them.
- Comment on Extra Milky 1 month ago:
“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of you milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. Its not cheese dammit! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson
- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 1 month ago:
Brings new meaning to “take a licking but keeps on ticking.”
- Comment on lesson 1 month ago:
Yes, but I still took a second to make this because I genuinely laughed.
- Comment on Cookies policy 1 month ago:
That’s because that’s exactly what the original meme pic was before someone cropped it.
- Comment on For hire 1 month ago:
I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views life as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying… by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 2 months ago:
I’ve been downvoted into oblivion in the past for saying this, but I still stand by it. Anyone who makes a situation unsafe for themselves and others is an asshole, plain and simple. There are rules for a reason, it’s our duty to follow them.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 2 months ago:
Anyone who says it’s gross, but has never actually tried it, it makes you sound like a picky snob.
Pineapple, red onion, bacon, and a drizzle of BBQ sauce on a pizza is one of the most delicious things I have ever had.
