capt_wolf
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions 1 day ago:
Suddenly, Inigo Montoya rushes in and stabs you for killing his father.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 2 days ago:
EA just doing what it’s always done… Got it.
That’s always been their practice, use up a team until they don’t think they’ll get anything more from them, then shutter them. You don’t go to work for EA for the job security. You work for them because you need a stepping stone…
…Or they bought your studio.
- Comment on How do people survive in America? This is with insurance! 6 days ago:
We don’t. Thanks Nixon. Thanks Ehrlichman. Thanks Kaiser. And thanks Hilary too. Even Obama was helpful to the scheme.
- Comment on Star rupture on sale. It's only $20 to begin with, heh 2 weeks ago:
It’s on the roadmap, but not yet. It doesn’t look like the new content update will have it yet either.
- Comment on Today is the 40th Anniversay of Zelda! 2 weeks ago:
Chrono Trigger had a similar effect on me, where Magus seemed like he just had to be the BBEG… Then you realize that was just the first drop on the rollercoaster.
- Comment on Star rupture on sale. It's only $20 to begin with, heh 2 weeks ago:
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve liked Star Rupture so far, but am I playing it wrong? I was kinda expecting there to be regular attacks similar to Factorio. Instead, after 20 hours of play, I’ve seen only one and killed them all so fast it wasn’t even really a threat. I feel like the progression of conflict needs to be little more aggressive.
- Comment on Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy 3 weeks ago:
This… Put games on your wishlist, set your wishlist to only show sales, and sort by price. Then only buy games from that list when they go on a significant sale. Plenty of decent games out there regularly go for $5-10 or less. With very few exceptions I refuse to pay more than $20-30 for a game and, even then, only if they’re like 50% off and not likely to come down.
Also… stop pre-ordering games. They’ll still be there when they do go on sale. You don’t need to play them as soon as they come out. Conquer that FOMO shit and develop some integrity.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 4 weeks ago:
Had to tape it down to make sure it didn’t fly away.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 4 weeks ago:
Similarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
- Comment on Taste the flavor 4 weeks ago:
I’m reminded of this Uwos video…
- Comment on "Luke, I am your *second* father" 4 weeks ago:
TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!
*Deep kshhh pshhhhh* Alright… That’s it… I’m cutting off your hand.
- Comment on The sheeet of power 5 weeks ago:
The video in question, since nobody’s linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 5 weeks ago:
33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.
- Comment on TINY 5 weeks ago:
Clearly it’s a Danish conversation with a woman who has a small penish fetish…
Hvad, Alena? (What, Alena?)
Alena: PP TINY! YES ❤️
- Comment on Currency 1 month ago:
Lol, corrected!
- Comment on Currency 1 month ago:
Shortly after Donnie finds out…
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The Radical Left wants you to eat bugs and kale. Not on my watch! We are building a massive reserve of Big Mac Coins. High quality, high value! I met with the Hamburglar—great guy, very misunderstood—and he agrees: the Mac Coin is going to the moon. Crypto is fine, but you can’t eat a Bitcoin! A total disaster for Sleepy Joe, but a HUGE win for your stomach! 🍔💰 #BigMacStandard #FastFoodFinancials
- Comment on What ever happened to this guy? 1 month ago:
Shoes came off and everything.
- Comment on Many guess that it's some type of religious symbol 1 month ago:
Yes, actually, some players had thicker spindles.
So here’s the story, at least as far as I understood it… 45s were created during a format war between Columbia records and RCA, a la betamax VS VHS, cd/dvd vs laser disc, or Blu-ray vs HD DVD. RCA’s 45s were designed to compete against Columbia’s 33s as both of them fought to create a sturdier successor to the old shellac 78 designs and bring a more reliable standard to the industry.
The larger hole was claimed to be a design feature that gave the records more stability, but really, RCA just wanted to make them incompatible with other players…
In the end, 33 LPs won. Turns out, people and musicians wanted whole albums, not just singles. Whoda thunk? However, 45s ended up being perfect for jukebox players. Plus, we got those nifty convertors that ultimately made it so it didn’t matter as long as your player had a speed setting.
Fun fact, my first record player ever was actually a Fisher Price… It sounded about as good as you would expect, but I loved it. And if you look, it’s got a built-in 45 adaptor that just popped up when you pressed it.
- Comment on Confused over here 2 months ago:
Gotcha, no worries!
- Comment on Confused over here 2 months ago:
Santa Claus?
Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.
Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”
The analogy should be pretty obvious.
- Comment on Bruh... 2 months ago:
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
- Comment on wood 2 months ago:
Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!
- Comment on Guys... what the fuck? No really? 2 months ago:
Wait… What’s the joke here? I just see the president. Is he sticking his head through a hole in the table or something?
- Comment on Alright, who stepped on my corn? 2 months ago:
I did… It’s literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
As a middle finger, they’ll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.
- Comment on Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate 3 months ago:
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
- Comment on Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations 3 months ago:
It’s not in his mouth yet
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 3 months ago:
It just dawned on me, the whole “Kamala Harris blowjob queen” move. Holy shit the projection…
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 4 months ago:
Username checks out even!
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 4 months ago:
Uh…no thanks…
