capt_wolf
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on Dragon Quest Builders 2 & the Art of Directed Creativity 19 hours ago:
I agree! Totally with it! Was glad they brought the first one to pc. It’s a shame we probably won’t get a third.
- Comment on Shaving not necessary 19 hours ago:
Just got to practice your free diving skills!
- Comment on fear me 4 days ago:
I imagined that double dick guy on reddit and thought we were gonna have our own AMA coming up soon.
- Comment on Bleep bloop 5 days ago:
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- Comment on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes 6 days ago:
I think they were trying to make an argument regarding ethics and morality and didn’t do the best job by throwing in a strawman argument. That being said, television networks literally do it every day. That they’re doing it is arguably unethical, but if you’re expecting ethics and morality from a megacorp, you’re a fool.
Everything else you said stands. Don’t use the product. Don’t give the company your money. Nobody’s forcing you to consume the media. If you do, don’t complain, you’re the fool who bought a game with ads.
- Comment on DLSS5 slander 1 week ago:
🎶 Don’t ask me silly questions. I won’t play silly games.🎶
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 1 week ago:
These devs clearly played the train mission in San Andreas and were left emotionally scarred.
- Comment on progress 1 week ago:
Is this a cyclical thing? Cause, hey, good news in ten years!
- Comment on Gemini outputs image dump 1 week ago:
Hey gemini, can you give me an example of testicular Turkish yellow?
Well, I guess the last one…
- Comment on Sheeple... 2 weeks ago:
Just wait til you find out about your gut biome!
- Comment on The White House removed a MAGA-themed game called Build the Wall from its website after the Tetris Company issues a statement online alluding to copyright infringement 2 weeks ago:
I sure hope so. Last night I also saw an Ocarina of Time rip off, complete with Zelda music, saying something outrageously wrong like “Trump is working hard…” Not that I waa gonna buy it anyway, but I’m definitely going to be pissed if they let that shit slide after everything they’ve done to the world of emulation.
- Comment on Why Should I... 2 weeks ago:
Great, now I want halloumi…
- Comment on Avast! 2 weeks ago:
Avast, coppers! A boat!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
There are 2 actually, released for the original GTA, London 1961 and London 1969.
- Comment on White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin 3 weeks ago:
Link isn’t right, but for non-spanish speakers, the easiest translation is “uncultured/classless and stupid,” which we already knew about them.
- Comment on Extra Milky 3 weeks ago:
“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of you milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. Its not cheese dammit! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson
- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 4 weeks ago:
Brings new meaning to “take a licking but keeps on ticking.”
- Comment on lesson 5 weeks ago:
Yes, but I still took a second to make this because I genuinely laughed.
- Comment on Cookies policy 5 weeks ago:
That’s because that’s exactly what the original meme pic was before someone cropped it.
- Comment on For hire 1 month ago:
I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views life as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying… by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 month ago:
I’ve been downvoted into oblivion in the past for saying this, but I still stand by it. Anyone who makes a situation unsafe for themselves and others is an asshole, plain and simple. There are rules for a reason, it’s our duty to follow them.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 month ago:
Anyone who says it’s gross, but has never actually tried it, it makes you sound like a picky snob.
Pineapple, red onion, bacon, and a drizzle of BBQ sauce on a pizza is one of the most delicious things I have ever had.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Playing a lot of souls games, it’s really funny when they’ve got invisible fences that reset them back to their spawn point or when they get hung up on a rock or something that they should easily be able to path around. There were quite a few fights where I just didn’t feel like doing the fight because it looked annoying. Sooooo…
- Comment on Dinner time! 1 month ago:
2,555 would make the dog exactly 7 years old by the way. Happy birthday doggo.
- Comment on It's ripe 1 month ago:
Thank you! I’m not the only weirdo slapping watermelons in the store Everyone’s always like “You want a watermelon that’s got a very light…”
No… There should be a slight resonance in your fingers, like you’re patting a very overfilled water balloon. If you’re not sure, lay your fingers flat and drum them on it. Hasn’t failed me ever.
- Comment on Next up: Running Up that Hill by Kate Bush 1 month ago:
As is Huey Lewis’ “The Heart of Rock & Roll”
- Comment on me n who? 🤭🤭 1 month ago:
Literally every time my wife sees I have a new cut.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 1 month ago:
I miss work for trade…
You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.
“Today you… Tomorrow me…”
- Comment on Modern sorcery 1 month ago:
See, there’s your problem. You’ve got to keep them in the fridge for at least 5 weeks, longer if they’ve come into contact with direct sunlight at any point after cooking. If the other food in your fridge is still smoking, you can bet they’re still too hot.
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