Passerby6497
@Passerby6497@lemmy.world
- Comment on 🙋🏻♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻♂️ 1 day ago:
Having grown up around a lot of fundies, I’m not even remotely surprised.
Like, the amount of fucked up shit I heard or had said to me as a kid by my very religious family, including being told at a young age that if I didn’t stop touching things at the grocery store, my grandfather was going to rip of the arm and beat me to death with the bloody stump.
Of all the times in my life, that was definitely more than one of them.
- Comment on Hrmmmmm 1 day ago:
TIL “tend to” means “always”
- Comment on Ain't no one breaking in 1 day ago:
Don’t mind me, just going around the “well made” gate that’s totally connected to a fence
- Comment on Hrmmmmm 1 day ago:
Keep going an let’s make MAGA glue
- Comment on Hrmmmmm 1 day ago:
You don’t see any state run bread lines do you?
You do, they’re called food pantry lines, and they tend to be run by churches in my experience
- Comment on Oh. 1 day ago:
Delivery method is super critical though, so be careful
- Comment on Oh. 1 day ago:
“It’s not slavery when we call it something else”
- Comment on Therapy works 2 days ago:
Calling the stingy plastic tip that squishes the bugs ‘soft’ is an interesting description. But either way, still better than the multiple wooden spoons I’ve had broken over my ass.
ProTip: Asking ‘was that supposed to hurt’ will get a second spoon broken over your ass
- Comment on Therapy works 2 days ago:
That may just be my friend group of switches asking for the switch before they play switch and cuddle
- Comment on Therapy works 2 days ago:
The funny thing is, I’m not completely sure if you’re referring to the game console or BDSM
- Comment on An Idea That I Could Get Behind 2 days ago:
Pence is the opposite of suspense
- Comment on A good boy 3 days ago:
I was thinking Beethoven meets a reverse Home Alone, somehow the dog is the only one going to france.
- Comment on 2³² will get interesting... 3 days ago:
How far down the line before you wouldn’t be able to pull the trigger? Everyone here assumes we’re at the start of the line, rather than just getting picked up midway through. Not sure where I’d be able to call that myself though…
- Comment on Everything Is Great! 3 days ago:
Sometimes that’s the only way to get through the day when you have no control over the shit that’s on fire.
- Comment on Definitely spongeworthy 3 days ago:
If a vagina isn’t a house then explain how Pillow Pants, the vagina troll, lives in there!
- Comment on Definitely spongeworthy 3 days ago:
The crubby side is to catch the sperm, the smooth side is for comfort on the vaginal wall, duh.
- Comment on Law 4 days ago:
With an image of the Stature of Shakira Law, I really doubt they’re being genuine
- Comment on FMK 4 days ago:
First one, then the other
- Comment on A hypothesis 1 week ago:
Seconding a rec for Bazzite, but please don’t make people think that distros kike this are a silver bullet. I’ve been running Bazzite for months, and while my experience is MOSTLY issue free, I did have to spend quite a while trying to figure out why certain flatpack apps refused to run sometimes on boot. Still don’t know what I did to fix my issue, and it’s working reliably, so I’m not going to touch it…
- Comment on A hypothesis 1 week ago:
You’ve not hear of Computer Science University? And their sportsball team, the fighting Bugs?
- Comment on What's your favorite case of a game making fun of you? 1 week ago:
How does it compare to the first one? It was fun for a bit but quickly lost its charm for me.
- Comment on Pronouns history 1 week ago:
Even population count makes people ignore GenX 🤣
- Comment on Minecraft is removing code obfuscation in Java Edition 1 week ago:
It’s the platform that used to be Mine test, apparently
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I sold phones in that era and had a coworker that loved them. I’ve been a tech guy the whole time, so I thought they were ok, but I didn’t trust Microsoft to not fuck it up. Stalman is always right and all that jazz…
- Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
if you don’t shower daily you reek like shit /FULL STOP
Maybe you reek like shit after a day without showering because you don’t adequately wipe your ass? Because I don’t have that issue. I shower 2-3 times a week and don’t have any issues smelling like I stepped in your argument.
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 week ago:
Lol, they willingly work with this fascist regime and others around the globe. Their silence is implicit consent, because a multi billion dollar company doesn’t get to cry fear in the face of the governments they willingly work with.
Stop defending corpos, they’ll gladly sell you to the government and tell your family they’re suuuuuper sorry you got nabbed but there’s nothing they can do.
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 week ago:
Microsoft declines to comment
More like ‘Microsoft approves of this imagery’
- Comment on Might as well have everything that you need in one aisle 2 weeks ago:
That’s a bar so low, I can feel the plan to take a home made submersible down to view it being made as we speak.
- Comment on Understandable 2 weeks ago:
Performative enough, but not nearly enough rage or slurs to be a conservative breakdown
- Comment on Ok, boomer 2 weeks ago:
Nah, it’s no fun having long, drawn out arguments with children, they have way more time on their hands, and have to get the last word in. It’s honestly exhausting and not really worth any more of my time.
Have a good day in class, stay in school, and you might actually understand what words mean.