Jankatarch

@Jankatarch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missing banana for scale.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What I imagined gorillas looked like as a child.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes games⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  In reverend insanity the “money” was rocks that can be used as “mana potions.” Once someone becomes immortal they get infinite “mortal mana” tho so there is a seperate currency used by immortals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes games⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Bury your water, kids.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rise my minions, RISE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He expected them to all take flight in a synchronous manner lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes you put a specific amount clowers around and they make the grass grow slower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies, all lies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mongolian rap too!

  Also Arab study-music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or the common cold!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wish granted. Instead giving 3% the annual military budget to nasa we give 4% now. The new research in physics helps everyone and advances our society.

  But just like with every monkey’s wish there is an unexpected side and it’s that even tho shareholder profit didn’t increase in short-term, in long-term they got better lives too now due to trickle-up economics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or the common cold!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We spend on space research that advances our understanding of physics and world about 2% the money we spend on military. Is this really the priority?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or the common cold!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes aside I don’t like the “boring men” part NASA was THE example of “women in STEM.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 OP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you like to compare to steel in same situation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨labubu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whe-
  Where did they get the dog hair?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you know that two identical triangles are identical to each other

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No thanks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Email is such a useless service nowadays unless you block 90%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All the time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For when you shampooed your eyes by accident and all the water is soapy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If 12 is better than 24 we should build 6 hour analog clocks already!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funerary Engineering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do this. Use the KISS approach. Shoot the body before burrying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This person is correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine they end up framing luigi for this too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support the economy!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna ask who shoplifted the pixels until I clicked on the picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Buttons like that” is also just average graphic designer going “it’s a common household object I can draw from head.”

  You can look at the “slur” part and see it used to be “sleep” and they removed the last three letters. In fact there is slight offset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They could build their perfect utopia if kids these days just worked harder and complained less.

  Tho on a sidenote what are the psychological affects of being stuck in a normally-inhabitable place where only the equipment can protect you.

  How long does it take before at least one person goes insane and starts stabbing people is what I am asking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He also did the recent donating thing right after people started talking about the list in case you thought he actually wanted to do good besides tax-cuts from that donation.

  Also like 90% of his donations are to himself no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misogyny or something... Idk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Distracted reader*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And they even get a seizure when you take their ipads away⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out it holds for adulthood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISO 26300⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes I really liked the “microsoft excel and spreadsheets” class everyone had to take for 1-2 whole years. That one tool designed for you to learn basics within weeks.

  I mean imagine how many negative side effects on education there would be if we just spent one or two weeks learning KStars or Geogebra or Kalzium.

  Don’t worry tho cause with microsoft backing openai I am sure every student will be given a set of chatgpt premium accounts to “help” them in their learning.

  You lose some you lose some.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asked and answered⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it’s not like you can use drop “the bomb that was meant to be invented 700 years later” to a military base or two to scare your enemies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You still pay the shipping fees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Internet has rotten mt brain I swapped the genders at first glance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another creative solution from APPLE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It steals an agpl licensed project from github. That makes it opensource right? At least until apple sues the original author.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call your rep today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Project 2025-2. We pay teachers more which results in better schools and the rent prices near good schools will obviously go up benefitng landlords.

  Make it happen republicans!