Jankatarch
@Jankatarch@lemmy.world
- Comment on I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎 5 days ago:
“remotely” funny you say?
- Comment on OpenAI be like 6 days ago:
I mean you could give the randomizer seed along with the code for training I guess that would count kinda?
- Comment on Anon shops for diamonds 1 week ago:
The fact that it’s only important because of decades of advertisements from big companies makes it an exception for this once surely.
- Comment on Bye Bye Existence 1 week ago:
Chances of all oxygen atoms(in air) suddenly gathering up on some corner of the mediterrian sea is not 0.
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 1 week ago:
If they bother you that much just use ostrich eggs.
- Comment on Priorities 1 week ago:
He is opening up many “spiderman’s web cleanup” jobs tho.
- Comment on I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time 1 week ago:
Washing hands before performing another surgery when you just finished patching some soldier’s infectious wounds.
- Comment on I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time 1 week ago:
Y’all don’t give yourselves near enough credit for what sounds “common sense” to you.
It would look more like this.
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Image - Comment on wish 1 week ago:
I mean I do like cold…
- Comment on You might be proud but she is disgusted 1 week ago:
Cats still have a cute, innocent reason for doing so.
- Comment on wish 1 week ago:
Wish granted, Iran.
- Comment on I Quit 1 week ago:
Being smart too.
If your parents are rich you would have gone to the better funded schools with better teachers and better clubs/programs and focus on those with your stress-free lifestyle to grow up smarter.
- Comment on If you lose your memories, are "you" dead? If a close relative/friend lose their memories, are they still "your relative/friend"? What the hell even is memory? How sentimental are you about memories? 1 week ago:
Imagine if the world was created last thursday but with your and everyone else’s memories already filled just like current so nobody noticed.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 2 weeks ago:
Are people dumb? How else will microsoft fund their AI features for another additional 2 weeks?
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 2 weeks ago:
If it helps you sleep at night.
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 2 weeks ago:
Idk if I follow the logic.
“There may be something after death.”
- “There is more than one religion people believe in so therefore no.”
- Comment on 1919 (correctly) 3 weeks ago:
Could socrates predict invention of encyclopedia?
Ancient philosphy vs some madlad going “Ah yes today I will write down EVERYTHING.” - Comment on Missing banana for scale. 3 weeks ago:
What I imagined gorillas looked like as a child.
- Comment on Anon makes games 3 weeks ago:
In reverend insanity the “money” was rocks that can be used as “mana potions.” Once someone becomes immortal they get infinite “mortal mana” tho so there is a seperate currency used by immortals.
- Comment on Anon makes games 3 weeks ago:
“Bury your water, kids.”
- Comment on rise my minions, RISE 3 weeks ago:
He expected them to all take flight in a synchronous manner lol
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 3 weeks ago:
Yes you put a specific amount clowers around and they make the grass grow slower.
- Comment on Lies, all lies 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Or the common cold! 4 weeks ago:
Wish granted. Instead giving 3% the annual military budget to nasa we give 4% now. The new research in physics helps everyone and advances our society.
But just like with every monkey’s wish there is an unexpected side and it’s that even tho shareholder profit didn’t increase in short-term, in long-term they got better lives too now due to trickle-up economics.
- Comment on Or the common cold! 4 weeks ago:
We spend on space research that advances our understanding of physics and world about 2% the money we spend on military. Is this really the priority?
- Comment on Or the common cold! 4 weeks ago:
Jokes aside I don’t like the “boring men” part NASA was THE example of “women in STEM.”
- Comment on 2 OP 4 weeks ago:
Would you like to compare to steel in same situation?
- Comment on labubu 4 weeks ago:
Whe-
Where did they get the dog hair? - Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 4 weeks ago:
Did you know that two identical triangles are identical to each other
