Jankatarch

@Jankatarch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just be that way⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate random = funny.

  Luckily I love absurdist humour so random is actually pretty funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tips off the cops⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a bad dark-fantasy name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tips off the cops⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you rearrange the letters in hell you get rhel. Coincidence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Just paint your foot??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legends is among us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Yeah x might be less than 10 but just in case check if it’s less than 30.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legends is among us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are two types of programmers.

  // comment1
  if(condition1) {
    // comment2
    if(condition2) {
      // comment3
      if(condition3) {
        printf("hello, world\n");
      }
    }
  }
  

  and

  // comment1
  if(!condition!) {
    return;
  }
  
  // comment2
  if(!condition2) {
    return;
  }
  
  // comment3
  if(!condition3) {
    return;
  }
  
  printf("hello, world\n");
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As The Outer Worlds 2 hits $80, director says "we don't set the prices for our games" and wishes "everybody could play" Obsidian's new RPG⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine they just crack it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s a propreitery measuring standard”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ke$he's Quantum Party⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Physicist philosopher vs mathmatician theologist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Fuckin' Pride⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Horny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All this produce is going to spoil at the food bank where I volunteer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am working at an Amazon company’s warehouse that specifically stores food items.

  The amount of shit we throw in trash just because “packaging is slightly off” makes me angry and just one day of bad management spoils enough food to feed entire family.

  There is no air conditioning or fridge. It’s summer in Texas so if we delay a single day, half the items go bad. There are dairy products here. (And people with heatstroke but that’s another topic.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innövative sölutiön⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just weld the paper. Problem solved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game files are verified, House⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s never lutris”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pull to enter, you say?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Define “emergency”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits a guy's house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I just print the link too? How does it work out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits a guy's house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kill me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew someone else knew about the series!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Faculty, any day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ay lav yu.

  It’s a pretty funny romantic comedy if you ignore the romance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Training Slop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly giving up is reasonable. We need EVERYONE to respect privacy for this whole thing to work.

  You could be the most privacy focused individual and your mom’s facebook page would still have your graduation picture with name of the highschool you went and your home address in the back somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel attacked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking math.

  Yes give me sudden urge to self-study linear algebra for shits and giggles. Ima go look at math memes now.

  I nearly failed math my entire life wdym it will suddenly become interesting for no reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I saw him oblivion once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨glupi jebeni bot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gpt aside even google translate invents words regularly especially for augmentative languages.

  Put google translate on Turkish to English and try something like “teakmezliyorlacaklarasacisinimislas Charlie”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to save money⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used proton once…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you just hand him steroids??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every toddler becomes a hackerman when they find a tablet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just yeaterday I couldn’t play a game I bought two years ago because ubiaoft couldn’t authorize my steam.

  I spent a whole hour of my own free time trying to fix it. Resetting the password, restarting steam, unlinkin and relinking etc.

  My final and only solution that worked was to download 11mb of cracked dlls and executables from that one russian counter strike forums and then drag the files to my game folder.

  It took 2 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Least anticipated game in history⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see any compression artifacts and sound icon in bottom right is well done. Also there is the signature from artist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the little guys.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can wild pigs even physically die?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lemmy.world/post/30064703

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apartments and metros⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But without homelessnes how will you scare a huge chunks of population into working harder?