Velypso
@Velypso@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Thats you 1 week ago:
Well, we have europe still, so yeah.
- Comment on This is peak graphics and I'm not joking 1 week ago:
Ah man! The House! I remember this game. There was so many things to do… open door, shut door, put egg on pan… eat egg…
Wow what a blast from the past!
- Comment on The T in LGBT actually stands for Thagomiser 4 weeks ago:
Ummmmm… akshually 🤓☝️, its Thag Simmons
- Comment on Happy Killdozer Day 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, its kind of like the succulent chineese meal guy.
He dined and dashed so much that the cops arrested him for it. The guy is also just not a good person either, as you may or may not have guessed.
- Comment on High fashion 5 weeks ago:
AI bullshit.
Completely fake.
- Comment on my eyes are up here 1 month ago:
Its just hampstin
- Comment on Wild Ones 1 month ago:
Moths are not butterflies.
- Comment on Boop Snoots 1 month ago:
It also makes the new models looks worse when you crush the colors so bad, you cant tell the difference between his nose and the walls.
- Comment on Cup or nah? 2 months ago:
“Honore de Balzac, your humblest of curaters at the Masterbatorium or Palace of Self Reflection, if you will.”
- Comment on Enshittiflation 2 months ago:
They’re not the prettiest thing in the world, but buying commercial restaurant equipment would be the way to go.
Currently planning a remodel around that kind of stuff.
- Comment on 15 points to microsoft! 2 months ago:
This is incredible. Should be taught in every school.
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 2 months ago:
Ketchup is a sauce.
What else would it be?
- Comment on it's a matter of motivation 2 months ago:
What a childish view of society.
I wish i was so naive.
- Comment on This is what ignoring experts looks like. 3 months ago:
If you dont think science is political, you need to read more.
Or, at the very least, pull your head out of the ground and just have a look around. Holy shit.
- Comment on hey capitalists 3 months ago:
Hey socialists, if socialism is so great, why can’t it defend itself from external threats?
- Comment on Genius. 3 months ago:
The brits really do be eatin like the kaiser is still bangin down their door.
- Comment on Anon enjoys the little things 4 months ago:
Next thing you know, you’re smoking apples on a park bench and sucking dick.
The first hit is always free.
- Comment on Hold my beer... 4 months ago:
I fart in your general direction
- Comment on Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time. 4 months ago:
I CaNT bElIevE PeOpLE wOuLD dO ThiS!!!
Meanwhile, you’re pulling provably false both sides bullshit. What a tool you must be.
- Comment on Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time. 4 months ago:
Please shut the fuck up.
Youre spreading the propaganda that helped them justify their actions.
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 4 months ago:
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 4 months ago:
American football is a cultural event.
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 4 months ago:
64th congress gave american citizenship to puerto rico
- Comment on My feelings on the Super Bowl 4 months ago:
Lol, no you wouldnt.
Youd still find a way to be in the out group because it makes you feel special
- Comment on Anon watches star wars 5 months ago:
You dont get the hate for the movies?
Poorly acted main character - yes child version and adult version, shit ass villian in 2 and partially 3, racist caricature of bojangles in 1 and 2, padme dies of “sadness”, the “objectively good” jedi gamble a childs life, fucking star wipes for every damn scene change, poorly fleshed out bad guys in 1, lame justification for senate take over.
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 5 months ago:
TBH, tried never tho sandwich, delicious a and cheese onion are as.
- Comment on jellyfish go to hell 5 months ago:
Cannonball jellyfish is the most likely culprit for edible jellyfish.
In case anyone is curious.
- Comment on Every day, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime... 5 months ago:
I make a dime,
Boss makes a buck,
That’s why i crank my hog
In the company truck.
- Comment on Schlip schlop 5 months ago:
Imo shakespeare is like seinfeld.
So incredibly influential and popular that reading/watching is boring because everything that has been said by them has been said by everyone else, but better years/decades/centuries later.
I agree that shakespeare is a slog, simply because ive seen probably 50 “hamlet” television episodes that are better
Another great example: West-side Story is just a much better version of romeo and juliet which is slow for no reason in comparison.
- Comment on 🎵 It means something something... 🎵 6 months ago:
