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Anon enjoys the little things
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IronBird@lemmy.world 1 day ago
swearengen@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
If you’ve only eaten Red Delicious I could see how one would have that take. Gotta branch out and try different ones. Fuji, Macintosh, Pink Lady etc.
There’s an Apple for you out there.
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pink lady apples are scandalously good. Fuji too. Mmmmmmm. Apple.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
One thing I love about my dad is his connection to and knowledge of nature. I have many memories of him bringing me random produce, slicing pieces off of them raw, and insisting I try them. Sometimes they’d be vegetables he got from his farmer friend, or something he grew in his garden that finally reached ripeness. Other times it’d be in-season fruits of different varieties, including non-standard apples. Macoun apples are one of his favorites, and always remind me of him.
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
You gotta hand it to Red Delicious apples, though, they sure are red.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The new varieties are amazing. Cosmic Crisps, Snap Dragons, EverCrisp.
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Oh boy, a chance to share one of my favorite websites!
Maybe they’d enjoy a “tasty unwiped anus”?
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Someone cross bred all the main vareities and called it McDelicious Lady Red
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
No.
But 9.5/10.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
You should try an apple stand in a Seattle farmers market. A dozen kinds of apple each more amazing than the last. A good apple stand’s okay apples are several times better than the best grocery store apple
bus_factor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Grocery store apples in Seattle are actually pretty good, and the above statement still holds true.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’m very partial to Cosmic Crisps. They were introduced into the market in 2019.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Snap dragons are really good, but I think they are only available in states around new York.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
We must destroy capitalism.
low@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Stop it, that’s the big things
Eq0@literature.cafe 1 day ago
A little thing I love is people’s houses. There are always so many details that talk about their history, the present occupants, the place. I can pass in front of the same building every day and still notice something new.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I get incredible house-envy when I walk past. Hard to shake off
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
My mom watches those home-buyer shows. I can’t. I just think about how I’d never be able to afford anything anywhere near that level. Then seeing people with ridiculous budgets complain about minor things they could easily change, like wallpapers or kitchen islands, feels like petty nonsense. I’m out here in a crappy studio that I only managed to nab because I applied for it on the same day it was posted online - every other place already had wait lists, while I was living in my car.
It must be so nice to afford to have standards in living conditions.
Shayeta@feddit.org 1 day ago
The first sentence had me worried.
Eq0@literature.cafe 1 day ago
Lol! Did not mean it like that…
Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Rung cameras be like
atthecoast@feddit.nl 1 day ago
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 day ago
I miss apples so much. But when I eat them I bloat and fart worse than a Clydesdale…
Every now and then, when my spouse was away for the weekend I go for one of the older varieties with less Fructose, make some apple pancakes and toot away. It’s worth it!ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I have the same issue! I had to stop eating lactose, then gluten, and apples are the most recent. And I miss apples even more than I miss bread, which is saying a lot. I knew it was a fructose problem, but didn’t think about apples with lower levels of fructose in them. I might have to look into that.
JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Holy shit this comment could have been written by me. Normally people have issues with lactose. Or gluten. Or FODMAPS. Nope. My stomach hates everything. Thank goodness for meat, rice, and eggs.
FYI I recently discovered I have bile acid malabsorption. It was a long road to diagnosis, but a lot of people with IBS have BAM. In the U.S. they just prescribe the medication and see if it helps. It helps me a LOT. To the degree I can eat small amounts of FODMAPs and lactose now. Just a piece of apple, but you know what? That’s better than no apple. I’m down to 1-2 poops a day, and they look almost normal.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 day ago
Do you have malabsorption issues or do you have an intolerance? If it’s a malabsorption, you can cheat a little by adding glucose.
The nutritionist in the hospital recommended to look into Elstar apple varieties. If they’re not available in your area, I’m sure you’ll find something similar :)
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 day ago
Aw man. Nothing better than the perfect apple. Crunchy and juicy. Sour and sweet.
The best apple I ever had was one time when I was 12 and explored the back of one of my neighbors’ property where no human being usually went. All of a sudden, there was this small, but kinda old apple tree that seem to have been undisturbed for ages. It was early fall so the apples were ripe and BIG. I plucked one and took a bite and my God, that was the taste of summer. So so good. I genuinely don’t think my neighbors knew they had an apple tree like that in the back of their property. They never really went outside and their property was an unkempt, overgrown mess. There is a likelihood that this tree sowed itself decades ago, considering how carelessly it was placed. If I wasn’t so scared of them, I would have liked to ask those neighbors if they knew about their little tree.
bulwark@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t know what they’re putting in the Cosmic Crisps but those things are addicting af
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 1 day ago
love
Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I like to slice an apple, drizzle a little honey over the slices, and dip in peanut butter.
It’s a perfect “I want something sweet” treat.
octobob@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
This happened to me once but it was a nice lady with a little market outside her plants store that sold fruits and veggies. She was always so nice. One day I was walking by and out of the blue she was like “hey have a banana”
Hubi@feddit.org 1 day ago
This is how they get you, the first one is always free.
Velypso@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Next thing you know, you’re smoking apples on a park bench and sucking dick.
The first hit is always free.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 day ago
They learnt from the best: drug dealers
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The guy at the 711 gave me a free banana one day when I would only go in to buy energy drinks. Really threw me off, like do I look like I need fruit? Or was he just being nice? Was he just offloading the old nanas before the new shipment came in later that day? It’s been like 5 months and I still think about it.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Have a banana”