Hideakikarate
@Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Missed call 2 days ago:
I’ll answer almost every call I can, but not say anything. I’ve learned that they wait for an answer before starting their shpeel, so if I answer and remain quiet, they hang up thinking I’m another bot. Then I block the number to be safe.
- Comment on this is exactly the shit fucking job you'd expect from him to repair a national monument 2 days ago:
“Friend from Germany” has big “I got a girlfriend in Canada” energy.
- Comment on We're so back 3 days ago:
“See? Told you I’d be fine.”
“Dad, you need to take off your leg to go through airport security.”
- Comment on Streamers 6 days ago:
I don’t know about Ant, but Roffle I could agree with.
- Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise. 2 weeks ago:
Onion really needs rainbow frog shirts with the Infowars logo.
- Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise. 2 weeks ago:
Last I heard they were still in the process. Has it been finalized yet?
- Comment on Update announcement for the gamers 🚨 2 weeks ago:
Richtofen will be pleased.
- Comment on Fuck Zionism 3 weeks ago:
And then claiming antisemitism for anyone that criticizes it.
- Comment on Teenis 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on FUCK 4 weeks ago:
Look on the bright side: you’ve had multiple data points to draw your conclusion.
- Comment on Live fearlessly 4 weeks ago:
Sack tuck for a buck.
- Comment on Nom nom nom 4 weeks ago:
Pushing down on me.
- Comment on 8<9 4 weeks ago:
Fuck. Now that’s all I see.
- Comment on didnt do it 4 weeks ago:
Well, don’t leave us hanging. What do you make? I need those easy meal prep recipes.
- Comment on I'm sure it'll be fine! 5 weeks ago:
I feel like a lot of people are in the bank of “why change of it ain’t broke?” That’s how you have people working some CNC machines on hardware and software available when the business started.
- Comment on Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94 5 weeks ago:
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
- Comment on This Pokémon has always been named Thicc Blastoise. If you remember it just being Blastoise then please seek professional help immediately. Clinically speaking, you are insane. 5 weeks ago:
Kinda on topic, but places like etsy and mercari are rife with fake cards or custom game case covers, and they always think I’m interested in them. No thank you, I don’t need a barely dressed Misty card or a slutty Nurse Joy on my game case.
- Comment on Ogre pussy 5 weeks ago:
Whore of Babylon.
- Comment on *wet snapping sound* 1 month ago:
I used to work pathology. One day, we received 2 testicles from the OR, both from young men younger than me. The first one was removed with the listed reason being torsion. It got twisted. Makes sense. Heard of that. The other one was removed for a reason I didn’t really think possible. The poor guy FRACTURED his testicle. I can only imagine the pain he was going through.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
- Comment on The 5 stages 1 month ago:
Unfortunately, it’s probably the middle two, right?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Does your wife gain X0.2 mult for every hand played that is not your most played hand?
- Comment on A deep contemplation 1 month ago:
First one to blink loses.
- Comment on Anon notices some fan service 1 month ago:
- Comment on Dumb glasses 1 month ago:
- Comment on Thank you, Nvidia 🙏😇 1 month ago:
I envy you for that. Man was a piece of shit wrapped up in a religious wrapper. All too common nowadays.
- Comment on Rent is due in 14 days 1 month ago:
It was bad enough that they had that little notch on the VMU holder the cable could sit in to mimic coming out the top.
- Comment on A massive technological leap for graphics 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Sounds kinda like programmer jobs where they ask for a code for a problem they have but don’t actually give anyone the job.
- Comment on Whatta my color? 🤩 1 month ago:
Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:
