You’re never going to get power, limitless power if you’re not even willing to read a few cursed tomes.
Mages be like:
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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But all the good forbidden knowledge is in those books
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
What happens if you put the cursed forbidden knowledge book through a photocopier and just read the copies rather than the original I wonder
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
You’ll get the DRM curse instead.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the cursed photocopier eats you
sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
“I didn’t think the souls of the damned would melt my face!” - Nazi with melted face after opening the Ark of the Covenant.
yagurlreese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I read this as magas be like 💀
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Rincewind : I looked at the book that was bound in chains and locks on a dare, now I can’t even learn any new spells, and I’ll cast the most powerful spell when I die.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Meanwhile 77 million Americans really let the Djinni out of the bottle in November.
Maybe every story is Pandora’s jar.
shiftymccool@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I’m currently reading Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem and this meme nailed it
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
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CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Also known to more modern, less superstitious cultures as a proctologist
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.