My fraternal acolyte in the mystical arts. If thou didst not desire a curse unending ye should not have consorted with inscrutable powers from beyond! Smh my head 🤦♂️
Mages be like:
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sad_detective_man@leminal.space 23 hours ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 day ago
Also known to more modern, less superstitious cultures as a proctologist
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You’re never going to get power, limitless power if you’re not even willing to read a few cursed tomes.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But all the good forbidden knowledge is in those books
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 day ago
What happens if you put the cursed forbidden knowledge book through a photocopier and just read the copies rather than the original I wonder
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
You’ll get the DRM curse instead.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
the cursed photocopier eats you
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
“I didn’t think the souls of the damned would melt my face!” - Nazi with melted face after opening the Ark of the Covenant.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Meanwhile 77 million Americans really let the Djinni out of the bottle in November.
Maybe every story is Pandora’s jar.
shiftymccool@programming.dev 17 hours ago
I’m currently reading Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem and this meme nailed it
yagurlreese@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I read this as magas be like 💀