Mages be like:

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also known to more modern, less superstitious cultures as a proctologist

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re never going to get power, limitless power if you’re not even willing to read a few cursed tomes.

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But all the good forbidden knowledge is in those books

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What happens if you put the cursed forbidden knowledge book through a photocopier and just read the copies rather than the original I wonder

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’ll get the DRM curse instead.

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    • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the cursed photocopier eats you

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• sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My fraternal acolyte in the mystical arts. If thou didst not desire a curse unending ye should not have consorted with inscrutable powers from beyond! Smh my head 🤦‍♂️

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I didn’t think the souls of the damned would melt my face!” - Nazi with melted face after opening the Ark of the Covenant.

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• yagurlreese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I read this as magas be like 💀

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rincewind : I looked at the book that was bound in chains and locks on a dare, now I can’t even learn any new spells, and I’ll cast the most powerful spell when I die.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meanwhile 77 million Americans really let the Djinni out of the bottle in November.

  Maybe every story is Pandora’s jar.

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• shiftymccool@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m currently reading Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem and this meme nailed it

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