sad_detective_man
@sad_detective_man@leminal.space
- Comment on religion 💣 of 💣 piece 💣 3 weeks ago:
that fuse I made out of clipart looks amazing tho 👌 maybe if he wore better pins-
- Comment on "THE CRIME OF PUTTING DHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!" 3 weeks ago:
I pissed and I shid and I farded
The soul of America cries out for Juice 🧃✊
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 9 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Ooh that means something very different but would be a lot easier to parse.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Shit, I don’t know if I can work that in though. I know a legacy can be bad but people rarely use it in a negative connotation
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Syntax is my worst weakness right after my looks and then my brain. How should I word this? I can fix it
- Comment on :(( 3 weeks ago:
I was saving this for a specific occasion but maybe it makes more sense here
- Comment on Never Forgor 3 weeks ago:
The people’s hero 💪
- Comment on Never Forgor 3 weeks ago:
\(ツ)/ Tradwife something. I didn’t screencap it and I exclusively goon to milfs in videos that no longer exist so I don’t know her. Maybe hit it with tineye?
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on Anon doesn't believe 3 weeks ago:
woah
- Comment on Anon sees poetry in nature 3 weeks ago:
FUCK I thought I did.
- Comment on Anon sees poetry in nature 3 weeks ago:
you’re right. my bad.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 6 comments
- Comment on Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd 3 weeks ago:
Maybe he was waiting for Chuck to say a number. But chuck was too slippery. One last owning of the libs, right before he was triggered. 😇
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 3 weeks ago:
Ooh good point. Eliza probably has not been harassed. Hopefully.
- Comment on Anon doesn't believe 3 weeks ago:
I assumed from the greentext and the thumbnail they were mocking other anons. it was a thread making fun of the pedo cope on 4chan but the veneer of “irony” is so schizo that I can’t really keep track any more
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 23 comments
- Comment on That one friend. 3 weeks ago:
Curved lenses, men. We look bad in our dating profile photos because when we take pictures of ourselves we’re closer to the lense and the curve distorts our faces. Not enough to be obvious, but enough to look uglier than if a friend takes your photo
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 3 weeks ago:
God even in a literal recruiting job the stupid bot is still down to sext.
Every neutral network ever created has always been used at least one to simulate sex, that’s something they just will never be able to take out of the code
- Comment on Really, it’s fine! 3 weeks ago:
Majestic doe-eyed rat always looks sad
- Comment on Thanks satan 3 weeks ago:
My mistake. Sometimes I wish they chose more distinct names
- Comment on Thanks satan 3 weeks ago:
That’s part of the game. They’re reveling in the pearl clutching that claiming to literally worship Satan causes. The actual focus of their worship is more a philosophical ideal of the self and spiritual independence.
The new Satanic Temple reveres a wider pantheon of pagan dieties that the Christians all called Satan but had their own individual cults. It’s more of a safe place for them to practice their own faiths while in community with eachother.
- Comment on Indiana Jones devs MachineGames tease another Wolfenstein game - "we have a story to tell" 3 weeks ago:
I hear you. it’s frightening. But I see Frau Engel being an absolute psychopath again on that thumbnail and it makes me think they might somehow remember the special sauce recipe
- Comment on Thanks satan 3 weeks ago:
Not really. The satanic aesthetic is more decoration and vibes for ritualized atheism.
There are multiple schools of Satanic worship but they all are pretty explicit in divorcing themselves from Christian lore and dogma. It’s not just “choosing the other side”, it’s an actually separate religion. There’s a political side too, but that’s even more optional.
- Comment on Me when 3 weeks ago:
it’s an old swear, pretty sure it’s derived from when they used to call people dogs or curs. Alternatively a bitch is also a term for a tough guy, weirdly enough compared to how we’ve used it
- Comment on Found my spirit animal 3 weeks ago:
no he’s not
- Comment on If you've ever wondered how many poptarts you can stack on a borzoi, it's at least 8 4 weeks ago:
ahhh nose hound, the insatiable killing machine from the darkness between the stars. I love them 😍
- Comment on Why is Lemmy much better with telling a user why they were banned? 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t know that. I think on reddit that would have creeped me out but I might not end up minding as much here.
- Comment on "Undercover Informant" 4 weeks ago:
“From Russia with Lolita”
Never Forgor
