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"THE CRIME OF PUTTING DHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gates9@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s not very Kash money of whoever did that shit.

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    • Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shit was so Kash

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I will shit your pants”

    -a threat

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I will shit your pants, and your children’s pants, and your children’s children’s pants. for three months.

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    • krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not if I shit yours first, you won’t.

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  • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fucking soulless eyes, man.

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    • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I always felt like his blank stare was a “Oh fuck, oh god, I have no fucking idea what I’m doing, how did I let it get this far, oh fuck, be cool, they don’t know, oh shit, I’m so completely out of my depth, oh fuck me man, they’re going to find out, every second its getting worse but I can’t back out now, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…” stare

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    • bent@feddit.dk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Looks like he’s either terrified or on coke/amf, probably a little bit of both tbh. Can’t blame him, anyone so wildly under qualified for his position should be terrified. And in his position he must have access to the white house medical cabinet.

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      • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Oh they choose a brown man for the position for a reason. He can’t be so stupid not to see that.

        He’s going to be blamed for so much. He’s going to also be responsible for quite a lot of it as he tries to keep the trump admin happy.

        Dear Patel, Bro, they don’t respect you. You are there to be sacrificed.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      oh gods those are eyes

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      this clown with dull, tiny eyes, the eyes of a crudely painted doll…

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I pissed and I shid and I farded

    The soul of America cries out for Juice 🧃✊

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  • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why is his face going two different directions?

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s called Atchaforya. One eye’s lookin’ at cha, the other one’s lookin’ for ya.

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      • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The nose is in on it too.

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Cross-eyed is when one, or both, eyes are looking at the nose, Wall-eyed is when one or both eyes are looking at different walls.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun fact. Kash means ‘If only’ in Hindi.

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  • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can’t figure out if Manchurian candidate or if dude has been ripping lines of coke on the top floor of the J Edgar Hoivwr building.

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