BarneyPiccolo

@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are shops in the US usually this run down looking?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I travel all over for work, and often dive into Walmarts for quick replenishment of supplies, and they vary widely. Some are nicer, like this one (oh yeah, this is about as good as they get), but some are all beat up, with really messed up floors.

  Depending on where you are, some have a lot of stuff locked up in lucite boxes.

  But yeah, it’s Walmart, they suck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Then and Now⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  That was literally me. Now I’ve lost 105 pounds, and still dropping, so I’m looking somewhat in between. I’ll never look like that 1990’s guy again though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people still eat beef when we know it's terrible for Earth?⁩ ⁨⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it tastes good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to break the ice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard Zanny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids are out of school. It’s summer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s for Black people, so he thinks he’s not allowed to enjoy it. For him, it’s like watching your neighbors having a fun pool party, but they didn’t invite you, because you’re such an asshole all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  15 downvotes, for reminding people of what he actually said.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bee fly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You could make the human reproductive process sound pretty gross, too. But then we get all horned up, and it sounds like a great idea!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bee fly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  More mischievous, I think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost another one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  $14 million for Trump to do a C- seventh grade science experiment.

  Eh, he got his $10 mill kickback, which was the entire objective anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UPDATE: I'm a dev who has been working on my game for 2 years and my game title appeared on another Steam game as they plan to release before I do.⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You dodged an expensive bullet. Now trademark your name, before a really bad outfit steals it for real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So she loosened up on her own dime, and all I have to do now is convince a drunk girl I’m sexy? Sounds like I hit the lottery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LA is proposing a subway system for Dodger Stadium. This will allow people to commute from the stadium parking area to the stadium⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I suspect that this massive subway system will be excavated by Musk’s stupid Boring Company, which is based in LA. Just another massive taxpayer giveaway to the richest man on history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, not all men.

  How YOU doin’?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I’m still BeanieBaby69@AOL.com.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawyer here: I concur!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t you hate it when you have a genius idea, only to find out someone else thought of it long ago? Nice try, Einstein. Back to the sandbox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK hypermobility sufferers wait up to 21 years for diagnosis, study suggests⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans are a mess. We spent hundreds of thousands of years evolving to survive and thrive in a specific environment, then we progressed to a point where we all left our perfect environments, strayed all over the world, mixed our DNA up, creating new versions of humans that don’t fit into any environment perfectly anymore.

  Then we flood that environment with an infinite combination of toxins that we breathe and swallow, for our confused crazy quilt of genetics to try to figure out how to handle.

  No wonder our bodies don’t work well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always with the hidden fees.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not your fault their tank worked too good, and you “relaxed.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Derbyshire Police officer accused of using AI to 'create evidence'⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course they did. We just had a judge dismiss a case and screamed at BOTH sides because they had both used AI to craft their arguments, and ALL of the citations, on BOTH sides, were fictitious, totally made up by the AI. They didn’t even bother to verify them before filing with the court. BOTH sides.

  They will eventually want to do away with the human factor, out of “fairness,” and have AI present the arguments, and AI pronounce judgment. It sure will speed up the legal system. When a person is arrested, the facts of the case will immediately be entered into the AI, and in a few seconds, a verdict will be rendered. An appeal might take another few seconds, then we can move right on to the execution.

  I’m sure AI will make the execution more efficient, too. Something like slow flaying over the course of a week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That fucking otter looks MAGA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, honey⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let her nap on the way home. She’s got to wake up to go in the house, and a little kiss here and there, a little nibble, a little tickle, and she’ll perk up. Enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨East Asia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mongolian Metal rocks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Modern porn is so much better anyway. Much better resolution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a nun falling down the stairs, what does a newspaper have to do with it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We were both 40 when our only son was born, and we didn’t have the patience for baby talk, so we always treated him like a little adult, and he responded as one.

  So I was always surprised when I’d come in contact with his school friends, and they behaved like children! Luckily, his best friend was also super smart, and came from a neglectful situation, and responded to it by getting her shit together at an early age, so she was a good buddy for him. They’re still close friends, a decade after leaving high school, because they still can’t relate to people their own age, who only seem to be into Marvel movies and Anime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza 🌟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You think they invented that food culture to fit the society? That food culture evolved over centuries, it wasn’t “designed.” Rice was an established staple crop in Asia long before they were discussing modern governmental philosophies. It happens to fit your description of cheap and plentiful food, but it wasn’t “designed” to be that, it evolved to be that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza 🌟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Peasant food is the best food. Rich people’s food is stupid with all those little portions, and foam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buzz off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to own a house with two pear trees. I learned to pick up any fruit that dropped, because the pear juice would ferment under the skin in the warm sun, the wasps would pierce the skin and drink the pear liqueur, and then relentlessly chase me around the yard. It turns out that wasps are belligerent drunks, which shouldn’t be surprising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waking up to 72 virgins be like:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want 72 virgins, who are probably virgins for a reason: unattractive, boring, gay, sexually repressed, too young, etc.

  I want 72 horny sluts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Block⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Satisfying Liminal Space.