BarneyPiccolo
@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
- Comment on Ole Miss student under fire for doorbell video issues public apology 19 hours ago:
Rich, entitled, racist brat.
- Comment on Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet 1 day ago:
“Do you like butt stuff? I love butt stuff!”
- Comment on In 2014, a massage therapist called Sylvie Berki accused Russell Brand of assaulting her. The High Court issued an extraordinary injunction that silenced her for the rest of her life. 3 days ago:
That’s why you have to make sure to only rape poor women. Good rule of life there.
- Comment on makes me feel alright 4 days ago:
I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…
- Comment on Social events 5 days ago:
“No, I’m not lonely, I’m just here for the Combat. They said there’d be Combat. Where’s the Combat?”
- Comment on Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's Life 1 week ago:
The MAGA God is a big, muscular Alpha male, swinging a 12 inch hammer.
- Comment on Soup Rule 1 week ago:
Giggity
- Comment on Soup Rule 1 week ago:
You kids need a nice broth…
- Comment on Meow 1 week ago:
That’s what they wanted you to believe.
- Comment on Meow 1 week ago:
Krazy Kats
- Comment on One of the many conspiracies I believe in 1 week ago:
Whose domesticating T-Rexes? That seems like a short career.
- Comment on One of the many conspiracies I believe in 1 week ago:
Massive, fire-breathing dragons, but yeah.
- Comment on Two Dunes are better than one. 1 week ago:
They’ve been doing these special commemorative buckets for a few years now. I happened to be seeing a movie at the same time Taylor Swifts movie was out, and I went into the Men’s Room, and someone had left an empty TS bucket on the sink. I thought about keeping it, but there are few people I care less about than Taylor Swift, so I took it out to the lobby and left it on a table for someone who cares.
- Comment on What is "open browsing"? And why is Reddit getting rid of it? 1 week ago:
So if you’ve been permabanned, you won’t just be prohibited from posting, you won’t be able to read ANY Reddit content.
That should make them fully irrelevant.
- Comment on They'd love to die from dysentery! 1 week ago:
She’s Charlie’s wife IRL.
- Comment on They'd love to die from dysentery! 1 week ago:
Nah, she’s just trying a bidet for the first time.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Racists don’t get to choose if they are racist, or who else is racist.
- Comment on How dare they 2 weeks ago:
These days, we all have a phone in our hands every second, and the Internet connects us directly to the entire world. Back then we were isolated in our little bubbles, and a ringing phone meant the potential for a connection outside of our home. It may not be a big deal now, but it felt like it was back then: “The WORLD is calling!”
- Comment on I shop at the... 2 weeks ago:
7-11 has the best cookies. Do NOT pass up those 6 count boxes next to the register, they are the best commercial cookies in existence, and they’re only $3.49. A store owner once told me they ship them in from a big cookie factory in NY that has a great reputation. Not all stores carry them, but when I see them, I ALWAYS buy a box of chocolate chips.
- Comment on Something something .. trends.. 2 weeks ago:
The original pre-Internet chain letters were even better. Some promised good fortune of you continued the chain, and horrible consequences if you didn’t, but often they were money making schemes. You would receive a list of names, and you would send a dime, or a dollar, to the name at the top of the list, remove that name, and put your own at the bottom. If everyone stuck with the chain, and sent the money, then eventually your name would rise to the top of the list, and money would start pouring into your mailbox. Theoretically.
Most states made them illegal.
- Comment on Jeff Bezos’s Washington Post Is Obsessed With Union-Bashing 2 weeks ago:
You know those guys love Lex Luthor behind the scenes. I’m sure they talk about it, probably have a secret LL Society, with passwords, and secret handshakes, and whatnot.
- Comment on Jeff Bezos’s Washington Post Is Obsessed With Union-Bashing 2 weeks ago:
I’m obsessed with Sociopathic Oligarch-Bashing.
- Comment on Reincarnated As My Best Friend’s Kid in Another World 2 weeks ago:
Nah, my son is a way cooler friend than any of the dopes that I counted as friends growing up.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Helen Keller jokes
- Comment on I rebuilt a 1997 chat room. First thing someone typed was "lol". Some things never change. 3 weeks ago:
So where do I send my bots?
- Comment on How important is owning your own video games to you? 3 weeks ago:
The better way to ask it is: Would you pay $80 to rent a game?
- Comment on Must be a strange feeling that something you used to use is now only seen in museums 3 weeks ago:
Back then, you weren’t allowed to own your own phones, you had to rent them from the phone company, and they charged you for each line to go with it. In addition, you had to pay extra for colors, or fancy styles.
We had one in the kitchen, one in my parents’ bedroom, and one in the family room down stairs. So my Dad, who wouldn’t spring for a color TV, already had to pay for THREE phones, and THREE lines, so he wasn’t paying for any upgrades like color. We had three black, Bakelite, rotary dial phones. He wouldn’t even spring for the touch tone phones, when they came along.
And we could forget about having a line in our bedrooms. When I got old enough, I used my own money to buy a super-long cord that could stretch from the kitchen to my bedroom.
- Comment on Warning for students 4 weeks ago:
Let’s be honest, the issue isn’t genitalia in general, it’s SPECIFIC genitalia. They aren’t worried about women pressing the buttons with their genitalia. If they were, they could be charging to use that elevator.
- Comment on In the deep freeze 4 weeks ago:
Right, one employee has a common digestive issue that’s common to many, and they devote an entire dairy free ice cream machine to him, and make him a diversity case study? That doesn’t sound remotely plausible.
- Comment on Jeff Bezos claims AI could allow 3-day workweeks; man who won't give employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 4 weeks ago:
The people working may have 3 day weeks, but they’ll get paid for 3 day weeks, and 50% of the population will have 0 day weeks because they’ll be unemployed.
He’s basically saying that we won’t have a need for most full-time positions in the future. Just someone to replace the ink/toner, lubricate a few moving parts, update some software, replace some worn parts, etc.