May she always stub her pinky toe on her bedside table when she needs to pee at night.
Karoline Leavitt. She says she wear a cross because she is a good christian.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ooliiu@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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mp3@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs her toe on the front of the toilet; just heard enough to make her feel defeated and lose her restraint on the steam that begins before she’s properly sat down so that she sits on her own pee that also drips into her underwear. Finally, may her efforts to clean up wake her up too much so that she only manages to fall back asleep 10 minutes before her alarm goes off.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
May she burn to death.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
This reads like a fetish fanfiction.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
strangely specific. I’m sorry if this happened to you. I’mnot sorry if it happens to her constantly and forever. i hope your wish comes true.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
A lot of that is obnoxious and offensive, but claiming that his hands are bruised from too much handshaking is comedy gold.
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 weeks ago
Oh sorry, no thank you, I’ve been shaking too many hands lately, you know how it is fellow world leader
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hang traitors.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean treason is punishable by death.
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I found this to be a good read:
ttayh@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
truly a poet of cursing
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A real Elizabeth Barrett Browbeating
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Poetry
Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
She is a disgusting ghoul and should be arrested by the next admin.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
she married a ghoul, a guy that is more than 2.5times her senior.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The next administration will do jack shit. They’re all on the same team
emmanuel_car@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
„Mildly“ is putting it mildly
Lanske@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a vile cunt
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
jesus that’s some strong koolaid
Asafum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wish it was strong Kool aid, then hopefully they’d actually die
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Does Trump only hire blonde women with cruxifex necklaces for this job?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Yes, he has a type for ivanka-look alike, i think it was discussed in other articles.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Lacking the warmth and depth you’d normally expect from such a
fucmm@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Cunt…… you can say it. She’s a cunt. Every single person that works for that administration is a cunt
chunes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How does she not die of embarrassment at the irony of wearing a crucifix around her neck
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, according to their legends their God genocided virtually all life on the planet because after creating humans with free will and independent minds so that they could think and decide what seemed best on their own, they didn’t all decide to spend all their time adoring him and did some things he wasn’t fond of.
Like all abusers he then blamed his surviving victims for making him do that, and promised that if they changed and loved only him and did only the things he approves of and begged for his forgiveness for anything he didn’t like, he would buy them eternal bliss.
Again like all abusers he also said that if they failed to dedicate their lives to doing the things that would make him happy so he treats them well, they’d be forcing him to condemn them to a literal eternity of unimaginable suffering.
Do we really have to ask how so many who proclaim to be Christian do so many terrible things and listen to the “preaching” of clearly hateful men?
Ghost_Mermaid@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
That’s why they love Trump so much. He’s an abusive, narcissistic tyrant, just like their god.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Why? The Trump administration represents true Christian values more than any other president - greed, hypocrisy, exploitation of the stupid, pedophilia, etc.
Many of them consider him a literal prophet, sent by God to lead America into our White Christian Nationalist future. When he is out, you can expect them to pivot to him being an actual God-anointed living prophet, and you can’t put a prophet in prison.
But they can collect as much money as they want, from whomever they want, and they can get tax-exempt status, and not explain their revenues to the IRS, or anyone else. It’s the perfect set-up for a money launderer.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
they arnt seeing how her cross gets larger everytime she needs to lie.
spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Miss Piggy looking worthless bitch
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You take that back Miss Piggy is an empress.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
She seemed to be a happy member of the team, happy enough that she had another kid, did her maternity leave (which YOU can’t have), and came back to work, seemingly re-energized. And within a few weeks she bails.
I can’t help but think that leaving her on a plane that he was so sure was going to be shot out of the sky, that he got off, but didn’t want to alert the bad guys, so he let her fly off, an Iranian surface-to-air missile coming after her, had a little something to do with it.
The press corp that she shepherds was super pissed about it, and certainly let her know, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she agreed with them 110%.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
She lasted about 57 Scaramuccis. That’s pretty impressive tbh.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
how many lettuces.
victorz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Utterly infuriating. Wringable Necks for 1000, please.
el_twitto@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Good riddance you stupid fucking cunt.
weps@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
we’re moving on from you
emmanuel_car@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
„Mildly“ is putting it mildly
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hope her toilet seat is always uncomfortably cold.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
What a piece of shit.
Guess it is time for the next piece of shit.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I pass one once a day, but the white house seems to not have the ability to flush them faster than they can make them.