Deadeyegai

@Deadeyegai@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dates a clown⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • Fake: anon has gf, much less a clown gf (cringeness adds believability though)
  • Gay: Anon def got came on
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is something happening in South Korea?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is something happening in South Korea?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

  • Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

  …Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys, what did you buy during the Steam autumn sale?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have too much of a backlog of games i haven’t played yet. I did not buy anything. Friendly reminder to play your playlist before buying a new game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon decides to live like the ancient Greeks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But there is quite nothing like sunning your freshly shorn scrote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pump up the jamz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody dance now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh fuck no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve eaten it. It’s basically a slighty jazzed-up Dave’s single burger with a sauce I’ll call “interesting” instead of having their normal ketchup/mustard/mayo (personally hate mayo on burgers). It’s tangy with a little spice/zest (cayenne?) and I didn’t think it was great. Interesting novelty, but I won’t be having it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump rallies plummeting! Sell! Sell! Sell!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And batshit crazy weird. Let’s not forget that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I need to store this in the fridge when opened?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dang thanks for the reminder, kind person. I have some foods to dispose of…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotted this shirt at a second-hand shop⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ow ow ow my brain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glass half full⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lock this monster up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't find a good match⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like too many snakes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hot dog⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Titties dragged through the garden?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harvest Beast⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought was “fruit bat”. very neat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend on social refuses to see how this is a pyramid scheme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So its the publisher reaping all of the $$? Peddling pirated books? 36 must be some of break even point for the lower levels but who knows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unity is reviewing its product portfolio and says layoffs are "likely"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And the dumpster fire that is Unity continues…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tyler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Have we all agreed to a silly name for the hairstyle?
  Was it “broccoli head”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Villainous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? I know Floridaman gets a lot of it but the whole “Florida or Ohio” is definitely a thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Villainous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Floridaman strikes again!