How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I've eaten before
hot dog
Submitted 10 months ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Blackout@kbin.run 10 months ago
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 10 months ago
Do hot dogs need genders?
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
That should depend on if hot dogs are made from the intestines of more than 1 gender of pig.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Listen bud, English might’ve lost it’s way but we’ve still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Well I didn’t notice the stilettos, but now I’m even more confused by that stance she’s taken. I don’t want to question hotdog anatomy but who has knees like that?!
cley_faye@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s also hotdog-spreading, I mean, look at that legs opening.
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Titties dragged through the garden?
pootsforjesus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Thelonius Chipmonks
numberfour002@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As an ass man, I didn’t even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn’t take my eyes off her buns.
meliaesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maybe it’s okay if humanity dies out. 🤔
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
as long as we die between some buns
9point6@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is that Alvin?
snooggums@midwest.social 10 months ago
Yes.
9point6@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t like where his life seems to have taken him
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Alvindog
ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You know what somebody’s going to go and do now.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Along with other stuff, vag is also processed within that dog.
ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Kobayashi: [trying to impress date] yeah, I eat vag like a champ.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Is she… squatting? With her… erm… weenier hanging down?
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
yes.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Mmm hot dog milk
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
paddirn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.
erp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And they can only be marketed as a ‘hot dog’ if they are produced in the Titiller region of France
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hotdog or not hotdog?
ryo@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
Hold on I have an app for that.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Why is the kid’s forehead melting?
Marighost@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That’s Alvin, of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
sirico@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Why is Alvin, of Alvin and the chipmunks head melting?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Putting hot into hotdog
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Spread eagle legs too.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Since she’s a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?
x4740N@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That shade of brown isn’t helping
It looks more like shit than a hotdog
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
That’s the 3% of the hot dog that’s breast meat.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
That’s what makes it hot.
http_418@lemmy.world 10 months ago
let me get this right …
the hair, the eyes, the mouth, the arms, the legs … all ok
holding hands, wearing makeup, wearing a bag, wearing shoes … sure no problem
but omg! omg! omg! TITTIES???
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It would be better if not for the fact that her “clothes” are the bun and condiments, so it’s nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not a weeny with boobs
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have bad news for you.
robocall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do you think that’s lettuce or relish that she’s wearing?
kewwwi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
shrek ketchup
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
…the fuck?
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Hot cunt.
fossphi@lemm.ee 10 months ago
A hot bitch?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 10 months ago
All of you were working on the train!?!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
It was a train conductors’ meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody’s available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
she even got that weiner
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m really just curious about why there were only men on the train.
ATDA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?