How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I've eaten before
hot dog
Submitted 11 months ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Blackout@kbin.run 11 months ago
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 months ago
Do hot dogs need genders?
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
That should depend on if hot dogs are made from the intestines of more than 1 gender of pig.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Listen bud, English might’ve lost it’s way but we’ve still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Well I didn’t notice the stilettos, but now I’m even more confused by that stance she’s taken. I don’t want to question hotdog anatomy but who has knees like that?!
cley_faye@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s also hotdog-spreading, I mean, look at that legs opening.
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Titties dragged through the garden?
pootsforjesus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Thelonius Chipmonks
numberfour002@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As an ass man, I didn’t even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn’t take my eyes off her buns.
meliaesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe it’s okay if humanity dies out. 🤔
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
as long as we die between some buns
9point6@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is that Alvin?
snooggums@midwest.social 11 months ago
Yes.
9point6@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t like where his life seems to have taken him
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Alvindog
ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You know what somebody’s going to go and do now.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Along with other stuff, vag is also processed within that dog.
ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Kobayashi: [trying to impress date] yeah, I eat vag like a champ.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Is she… squatting? With her… erm… weenier hanging down?
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
yes.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Mmm hot dog milk
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.
erp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And they can only be marketed as a ‘hot dog’ if they are produced in the Titiller region of France
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hotdog or not hotdog?
ryo@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
Hold on I have an app for that.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Why is the kid’s forehead melting?
Marighost@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s Alvin, of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
sirico@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Why is Alvin, of Alvin and the chipmunks head melting?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Putting hot into hotdog
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Spread eagle legs too.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Since she’s a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?
x4740N@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That shade of brown isn’t helping
It looks more like shit than a hotdog
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
That’s the 3% of the hot dog that’s breast meat.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
That’s what makes it hot.
http_418@lemmy.world 11 months ago
let me get this right …
the hair, the eyes, the mouth, the arms, the legs … all ok
holding hands, wearing makeup, wearing a bag, wearing shoes … sure no problem
but omg! omg! omg! TITTIES???
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It would be better if not for the fact that her “clothes” are the bun and condiments, so it’s nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not a weeny with boobs
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have bad news for you.
robocall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do you think that’s lettuce or relish that she’s wearing?
kewwwi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
shrek ketchup
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
…the fuck?
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Hot cunt.
fossphi@lemm.ee 11 months ago
A hot bitch?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 11 months ago
All of you were working on the train!?!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
It was a train conductors’ meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody’s available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Image
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
she even got that weiner
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m really just curious about why there were only men on the train.
ATDA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?