BobbyNevada
@BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on How to survive a werewolf attack. 2 weeks ago:
I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?
- Comment on Support local bands 3 weeks ago:
That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.
- Comment on I feel you, green guy. 3 weeks ago:
Why?
- Comment on You merely adopted the hustle, this guy was born with it 3 months ago:
So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.
- Comment on Save money 3 months ago:
Twist his dick!
- Comment on Save money 3 months ago:
He giving him the ol’ dick twist.
- Comment on Lord of the Bracelet 3 months ago:
Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.
- Comment on How do they do the blood test? 4 months ago:
- Comment on Highlander reboot, starring Henry Cavill in the lead role, the movie is set to start filming in early 2025. 4 months ago:
Henry Cavill would be a good Connor MacLeod, But he would be an awesome Kurgan.
- Comment on The dream of a quiet life 5 months ago:
“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”
- Comment on Zoomer subtitles enhanced edition. 5 months ago:
No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.
- Comment on Meet my new puppy: Ass! 5 months ago:
Meatloaf.
- Comment on Shitpost 5 months ago:
We should cut the shit then…Image
- Comment on hot dog 6 months ago:
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
- Comment on Amazing 6 months ago:
Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.
- Comment on A healthy life goal 6 months ago:
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
- Comment on checkmate, big geology!! 6 months ago:
This hole was meant for me!
- Comment on The ad in the middle of this article about conspiracy theories 6 months ago:
Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.
- Comment on Long time 7 months ago:
Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.
- Comment on don't tell iceland 7 months ago:
Yeah! Put that on the bucket list! I want to suck whale milk straight from the teat! Feed me big mama!
- Comment on Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month 7 months ago:
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 7 months ago:
Either that or a career in the roller derby.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 7 months ago:
Would it be a drink or dim sum?
- Comment on What animal could you take in a fight? 8 months ago:
I dunno, man. Even if I could, I’d feel bad about hurting a manatee.
- Comment on What animal could you take in a fight? 8 months ago:
Yeah, man. Ducks are rapey.
- Comment on Someone call the PETA folk 8 months ago:
“Woof tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with” - Old Dirty boxer.
- Comment on B E L I E V E 8 months ago:
Im going to post this 9n the community channel at work.
- Comment on Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day 10 months ago:
Yeah! They taught me not to hide in old refrigerators or I’ll die.
- Comment on Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day 10 months ago:
But then he gives a little moral and the end episode. During the nightmare: "Still looking for cottage cheese, Karen? Maybe it was inside you the entire time! Ha! Ha! Ha! " Then she screams to get the manager and slowly melts to a blob of cottage cheese. Then Freddy scoops some in a bowl, puts in some peaches, and says " Make sure you have a balanced diet kids! This is a healthy snack, right Karen? Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Comment on Also, the doors actually open. 10 months ago:
They should have called it the "General Sherman “, have the city skyline as the grill, with flames coming out on both sides.
