One wolf only tells the truth, the other tells only lies

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• cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  if you love the worm, it pulls the trolley handle

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which will rebuild the ship of Theseus from scratch

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    • BleakBluets@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now the worm has two ships but they can choose to double it and give it to the next person.

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• BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You put the goat in the boat, huck the cabbage at the bear/wolf/worm, grab a slice of man cake, and cross the river

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  • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And the man cake stings the boat and when you ask why he says, “Because it’s in my nature.”

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    • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.

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• linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a tray of cookies for the post with the most pedantic, convoluted, chopped-to-shit neo-bro-lioshophies or metaphors, that provides the most comedic effect.

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  • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So voting for the worm is supporting genocide. Not voting means that the cake will be chosen by default but you feel better due to a logical fallacy. The cake is a lie. That cake is actually genocide but with the additional benefit of acceleration of the downfall of society and the adoption of fascism.

    Would you risk your life to save your fellow worm, even if that worm is a pair of wolves inside a bear?

    No, because the worm is supporting genocide, and you’re committed to your moral superiority.

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    • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I need an ibuprofen…

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And the answer is, of course, pancakes.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally just heard this meme in song form the other day

  song.link/s/2nhBEHRRNGI8sJjW12PL5y

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• neox_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The cake is a lie.

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