BarrelAgedBoredom
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- Comment on Pearson complaining about using Linux to access my course material 1 week ago:
Just had to deal with this last semester. Get a user agent switcher plugin and change your OS to windows, it should work for everything but proctored tests. You’ll likely have to go in person for those
- Comment on Philosophy moment 1 week ago:
Good news! They’re already there
- Comment on Philosophy moment 1 week ago:
Best we can do is plastic in the brain. Take it or leave it
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 2 weeks ago:
My brothers and I filled a huge pickle jar with these and some water with the intent to let them sit for a few weeks to see how big they would get. We put them in my brother’s closet and promptly forgot about them for ~5 or so years. One day my brother heard a popping sound in his closet and when he opened it, putrid water was trickling down the closet shelf and soaking the carpet below. Something was growing in the jar and the built up pressure popped the lid, spilling a bunch of shit all over. The smell never quite left his room
- Comment on It's a fun new game 3 weeks ago:
hunter2
- Comment on woag 3 weeks ago:
Get complimented, nerd!
- Comment on Stuck 3 weeks ago:
If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
- Comment on Just No 4 weeks ago:
Why are we asking the garbage generator what it thinks?
- Comment on Chat, is this accurate? 5 weeks ago:
To be an overly technical fun ruiner, anarchists would be extreme libertarian left
- Comment on Fascinating and efficient new lamp design 5 weeks ago:
We ordered one of these for white elephant last year. It’s much worse in person lol
- Comment on The other shoe drops, and this time it is covered in dog shit 1 month ago:
Definitely not me spending all of my savings on a new clutch and slave cylinder :(
- Comment on "Americans can't coo-" 1 month ago:
Unless you’re buying from a fish market or catching it yourself, the majority of seafood is flash frozen on the ships that catch them. If you grab a salmon fillet out of the freezer section of your grocery store, odds are it’s flash frozen, and thus, safe to eat raw. Fresh caught salmon is similarly safe to eat raw provided it’s consumed or brought below 40f in sufficient time.
Raw seafood is recommended to be stored at room temperature for under two hours if you’re intending to consume it. Tap water is usually heated to 120-140f in the US. And the drying cycle is normally 110-170. A typical rinse and dry cycle is 30-90 minutes. With the increased thermal conductivity of water and metal foil, the rinse cycle should rapidly increase the temperature of the fish and the dry cycle, aided by the increased ambient humidity of the rinse, will easily maintain that for long enough to raise the internal temperature of the fish to, at the very least, the usual 125.
The only way this could not be the case is in an extreme outlier. Say a washer with a 30 minute total rinse/dry, with tap water that does not exceed 120f, and a dry cycle that does not exceed 110, and with fresh caught fish that has been sitting on the counter for a couple of hours before being placed in the washer. It’s very unlikely for this to be the case.
I’m not saying anyone should do it, it seems pointless and weird. But it’s technically possible and should be reasonably safe
- Comment on "Americans can't coo-" 1 month ago:
People eat salmon raw all the time, as well as “undercook” it. Salmon really shouldnt get above ~125f, it’s super delicate and overcooking ruins the texture. Run a hot rinse and dry cycle and I have no doubts it would be cooked through, if not overcooked.
- Comment on "Americans can't coo-" 1 month ago:
For real! Southern and soul food, texmex, barbecue, Cajun dishes, pizza (Italians can get bent on pizza, we perfected that shit), Mac and cheese, lobster rolls, MOTHERFUCKING CHILLI, chocolate chip cookies, buffalo wings, New York style cheesecake, the majority of the good deli sandwiches, even hamburgers! As much as people shit on hamburgers, that shit slaps. Hell, we even invented the grilled cheese. I fucking hate america but the one thing I’m unapologetically proud of is our food. Don’t let Americans cook? Eat a po boy and shut the hell up
- Comment on Late 1900s 1 month ago:
I was born in 96. I’ll be turning 30 next year
- Comment on Hopefully, Future School Kids Will Have to Write Essays About This 1 month ago:
Knees definitely need to be a bit darker. Who the fuck has a thing specifically for knees?
- Comment on This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government 1 month ago:
The shortened pejorative form of the word communist, born out of the red scare and McCarthyism? I’m familiar with the history of the term. I’m also familiar with the history of the word communist. And if you were as familiar with the history as you were pretending to be, you’d know that there’s such a thing as anti-authoritarian communists such as anarchists, syndicalists, communalists, Marxist autonomists, and council communists. Ignorance is key to maintaining your libshit binary thinking
- Comment on Please answer. 2 months ago:
And 0.00001% makes me see and feel funny things
- Comment on This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government 2 months ago:
Don’t loop us into that nonsense. It’s 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you’re getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie
- Comment on Fruit 2 months ago:
Why aren’t you listening to me?!
- Comment on Anon achieves optimal testosterone 2 months ago:
Part of the problem with using tobacco this way (basically diy dip) is that tobacco leaves themselves contain carcinogenic nitrates that will still have long term health impacts. If you’re going to consume nicotine, it’s best that your source is as close to chemically pure as you can get. Synthetic nicotine is by and large the safest option outside of simply not consuming nicotine in any form. It’s still incredibly addictive and cardiotoxic
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Yes
- Comment on naughty naughty 3 months ago:
Definitely don’t use mobilism for a solid archive of epubs and audiobooks. It’d be awful if people had access to free and enriching entertainment
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I use it when I’m trying to ease people into what anarchism actually means. Also gives me an excuse to shit on right “libertarians” lol
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Libertarian as in anarchist or libertarian as in “the age of consent should be lower”?
- Comment on There are some downsides to marriage 4 months ago:
Haha I hate my wife!
- Comment on master manipulators 4 months ago:
We had an indoor/outdoor cat growing up that liked to hunt squirrels. He was so good at it that the squirrels had a special cry for him. Anyways, he liked to leave nothing but their heads (with spine and tail still attached) on our front door step. I miss the little serial killer
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 4 months ago:
Motherfucker looks like bukowski
- Comment on I don't know where I'm going to keep them all 4 months ago:
An e-reader and libgen have made me read more than the shelves full of books in my house ever have
- Comment on I'm thinking taffy. 4 months ago:
Idk. I’m an EMT with two semesters of community college under my belt lol. I was just googling and correlating things that I have no practical knowledge of