Philosophy moment

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Banning cell phones in school while school shootings are a regular occurrence is top tier decision making

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  • scoobford@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Students can keep a phone in their bag if they really need it. The fact that we ever allowed kids to scroll instead of paying attention in class is absurd.

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  • PaulBunyan@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This isn’t a one or the other situation weirdo

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  • Barbarian@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    How do you know this is the US, rather than UK, AU, NZ or a British school in the EU?

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    • ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Remind me, where in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand does Verizon operate?

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• ArtificialHoldings@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not the Ship of Theseus in the last one ☠️

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Cell of Theseus

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to see the answers on the right.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      now what’s with the big red splodge?

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I know that tone of “Let’s talk.”

      Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.

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    • hakase@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      From the last answer, it sounds like they would only need to turn in their SIM card.

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  • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Link to source, because screenshots of screenshots are inaccessible trash.

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeees wtf. Why are they cut off

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  • taulover@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    reddit.com/…/school_recently_banned_phones_and_th…

    reddit.com/…/students_asked_more_questions_about_…

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• Doorbook@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Banning phone and not gun is wild

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  • EndOfLine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait until you find out what they do with books.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I mean, I’m pretty sure guns are banned.
    For now…

    (I don’t think that law passed allowing teachers to carry, but just a matter of time before they try again)

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I often forget that while young people aren’t usually too wise to the ways of the world, that doesn’t mean they’re not fucking smart!

  Woke to this reading a senior (high school) paper of mine 35-years later. Figured it would be childish. Holy shit! I wrote that at 17?!

  Now if I could get the brain plasticity back and tack on the wisdom, I’d be a beast brain. :(

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

    Being a smartass is the purest form of wisdom in my book.

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best we can do is plastic in the brain. Take it or leave it

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    • Dick_Justice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Can I get some of that plastic action in my testicles too please?

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think if you sold off your stock before it became public information you’d be in deep poopie doopie.

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eh, not if you’re already rich. gestures broadly to the wealthy that do so and suffer no consequence

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• asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The whole FAQ: docs.google.com/document/d/…/mobilebasic

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  • techognito@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who needs phones when we have air fryers…

    Also, it feels like “admin” doesn’t necessarily agree with the new policy.

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s your favorite brand of air fryer?

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So dance, fucker, dance.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “So dance fucker dance” is You’re gonna go far, kid.

    “Jay committed suicide (Brandon OD’d and died)” is The kids aren’t alright.

    Both Offspring, tho.

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  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How can one high school eat so many phones?

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “How is my body supposed to process oxygen if I’ve spent more than 30 seconds not watching a firehose of 10 second reaction videos?” I’m starting to understand how the adults felt about us back when I was that age.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  plot twist they generated the questions with chatgpt

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• Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  !lemmySilver

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