BodilessGaze

@BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a thing⁩ ⁨⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  The Epic of Gilgamesh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bork bork bork⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad news: this article was retracted for fraud after the journal discovered the author wasn’t actually a dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than creating this culinary atrocity in real life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New prank!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a reference to this: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New prank!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, totally different. Blinding stew is for discipline children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speak American⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I woke up screaming last night because I dreamed I went to grab my colored pencils and they said “colour” on the box

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For reference⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a justified true belief that aren’t the same fig

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's My Nature⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a parody of en.m.wikipedia.org/…/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your favorite indie game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The OG. The fact it was all done by a single dude blows my mind. People often praise Toby Fox for the same reason, and he definitely deserves it, but he wasn’t good at programming. Pixel was good at everything: programming, music, writing, and art.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thankfully, there’s an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves sunny days⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Skill issue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Break glass in case of emergency?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me guess, its favorite band is sssssslayer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Overwatch⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goes to show how far Blizzard has fallen that they resorted to copying porn characters when they made Overwatch. What happened to all the good character designers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes their own edibles⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you get high enough, any musical can be a Shrek musical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is irresistible⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t divide by zero, so it’s undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is obsessed with Family Guy⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon isn't a fan of Judas⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There was also a deleted verse where Judas shouted “IT WAS A PRANK BRO” to Jesus after he came back from the dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a mental block⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It all makes sense now. Spiderman 2 was an Italian conspiracy to stop anon from jerking off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon offers a harsh truth⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just steal one. As long as you hide it well, they’ll never catch you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays elden ring⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, my bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays elden ring⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro’s whole world was shattered when he discovered Marika is trans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes a deal with a demon⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t think of any possible problem with this. It’s flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants snacks⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please tell me the replies roasted the shit out of him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Biden died tomorrow and Harris took over? and she won the election also. Could she work full two terms or would it count as one when Biden died?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Harris will be able to serve two terms. The 22nd amendment says:

  No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once

  The second clause applies to vice presidents taking over, but since there’s less than two years left in Biden’s term, it won’t come into effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon saves their vacation days⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US, some employers do pay out vacation, but many don’t, because there’s no law requiring them to do so. It’s perfectly legal to offer literally zero vacation days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Must provide own whip.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of this: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Existential trolley problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I know aleph-null guys. All in the same family. Parents were lazy and named all their kids after the positive integers. 42 is my best friend.