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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  LOL, that was my Akita when grandma took him. Long story, couldn’t keep him any longer. “Shalafi, I am NOT going to take that dog!” Well, she did. 130lbs. of black bear wandering around the house.

  After hip surgery: “Oh Shalafi! He’s just too big! He might knock me down!” Guess who got knocked down when I came home to visit. Beast knocked me flat while not laying so much as a whisker on her walker. In a 8’x 8’ entryway. That was something to witness.

  “Oh he just barks and barks when strange men come around the house! I don’t know what to do with him!” Yeah, bet you hate having a dog with the lungs of a dragon going off at “strange men about the house”. 🙄 Yoshi sounded like some Resident Evil shit going down on the other side of the door.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m pouring one out for all the good ones we’ve lost along the way.

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• BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bad news: this article was retracted for fraud after the journal discovered the author wasn’t actually a dog.

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  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It was written with the help of BarkGPT

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    • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bark Great Pitbull Terrier

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He should’ve published it over the internet.

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• Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Here’s the full read

  Just look at that data…

  Now if only there was a way to negate the need for the bark defense… 😓

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  • dessalines@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hard to argue with the threat matrix decision chart in there. Dog did sound research.

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nice, thanks!!

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• prunerye@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait, the dog doesn’t like Matt? That’s a huge red flag, Emily. Dogs know. Take it seriously.

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  • dessalines@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dog’s gonna have to write another abstract on why matt should not be allowed to move in.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Peer reviewed by my neighbour’s dog. She’d probably add “even if you see no threat, and even if you don’t give a fuck about humans, it’s better to bark anyway just to be safe”. Except in posh paper speech.

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• McBB@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where is the rest of the paper? I need the rest

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  • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Midnitte@beehaw.org posted it above

    jabde.com/…/the-bark-defense-a-99-999-successful-…

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jokes aside, one of the best deterrents to break-ins is a dangerous-seeming dog.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I live in a kind of steal-y neighborhood, and not that I got a big neurotic dog for this reason, but I haven’t had anything taken since Ronda and I teamed up.

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• HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  99.999 recurring % lol

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• Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Time to go home, Matt ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hahaha

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  100% effective dragon and vampire repellant too.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And terminators

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    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nope. Too many people making skynet. The dogs and goggles will do nothing.

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• TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  not enough about barking!

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• Mbourgon@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wheely fabric box? She was going to do laundry for 2 hours and he thought it was 2 weeks? Or is it something else?

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  • Skydancer@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A suitcase?

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• FromPieces@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Quality Post

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Chewey Words not Keywords

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