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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The birbs are woke⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So you walk like a duck, quack like a duck, but someone plucked your feathers off??? :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The birbs are woke⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Warning: the poster above is a bird pretending to be a human being. Discretion is advised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The birbs are woke⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I see some angry person. The good type of angry — directing his anger at the right things.

  To be clear: Bode is not criticising the fact that journalists quote what CEOs say. He’s criticising the fact they do it and call it a day, as if saying “trust the CEO”.

  It goes without saying that CEOs are really loud when saying what they want the sucker (you) to believe. So if that’s all you want, you need no journalist. A journalist is only useful if you want to know the factual reality; but for that they need to contextualise and challenge the claims, not just parrot them.

  I’d end with some noble call for the U.S. media industry to do better, but it’s abundantly clear they don’t want to.

  If it’s any consolation it isn’t just the United-Statian media.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys videogame music⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  >greentext in plain colour

  It doesn’t feel as satisfying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys videogame music⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It should, but I don’t expect either Lemmy or PieFed to implement it. Because, like, the original role of greentext was quoting, and we already have quote blocks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys videogame music⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been using >code blocks for that, but I low key want actual greentext here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Digital Museum of Plugs and Sockets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember ranting about it in the past, but, basically: the page regarding Brazil is fairly accurate, you’ll find 9001 types of plugs, and a mix of 127V and 220V (no underlying plug vs. voltage pattern). It reaches a point I’ve seen people daisy chaining adapters to get their stuff working, it’s bloody hell.

  Some residences have both voltages. Including mine; it’s a few 220V sockets for highly demanding appliances, and the rest is 127V.

  Brazil aims to phase out the other types; see footnote. // (1) beginning January 1st, 2007 new residential, commercial and industrial wall outlet installations must comply with this new standard, and // (2) beginning August 1st, 2007 imported electrical devices must comply with NBR 14136 regulations. It is the aim to gradually phase out NEMA flat blade and Schuko devices in Brazil.

  Hello, I come from the future. 19 years past 2007. The mess is still there. Try harder dammit. Prime example on how completely dysfunctional the federal government is, I bet shit would be already solved if up to the States, at least in some of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why you should only invoke foocubi — dealing with sour demons is a pain.

  …my ⟨L d α⟩ look exactly like this, but unlike whoever wrote this table my ⟨o a⟩ are indistinguishable too. And my medial ⟨s⟩ from ⟨f⟩. My calligraphy goes from amazing to nasty depending on how much effort I take.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft keeps insisting that it's deeply committed to the quality of Windows 11⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t even a “lie”. It’s worse than that: it’s an empty statement misleading readers to see meaning where there’s none.

  Commitment is intentions. Even between human beings, you don’t know someone else’s intentions, at most what they claim about them; so there’s no way to check if the “I’m committed to $thing” claim is true or false. But to make it even worse, a company is not a human being, it is simply an abstraction, unable to have “intentions”.

  So, let’s call bread “bread” and wine “wine”: people working for Microslop noticed it’s being called “Microslop”, they know why, and they’re trying to minimise brand damage — trying to convince you that Microslop does not output slop, and that the Moon is made of green cheese. That’s it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeff Kaplan is sick of hearing you demonize games you weren't going to play anyway: 'Shut the f**k up. No one cares. We don't need to hear that you weren't into it'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The name of his studio, “Kintsugiyama”, is too long. Can I clip the “sugiy”? It sounds better! :^) …okay, disregard the shitty joke.

  Serious now: Kaplan and Ford’s takes are fairly reasonable. Forums online (including Reddit… and Lemmy/Piefed, by the way) seem to trigger on people a natural instinct to fit in, as part of a group. This leads to the adoption of similar values and judgements, and in turn to direct praise and criticism towards the same things — even when you’re in no position to do it, because you didn’t experience it nor plan to. In practice this means yes, it’s harder to speak “I like it” when everyone else dislikes it.

  And people can get reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally loud with this shite.

  Also, I like the way they voiced this. It’s really hard to misconstrue it as “don’t criticise things”. Criticism is often healthy, sometimes even really harsh criticism; it’s just that sometimes it needs some experience to be even constructive, and that’s the case here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨owo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Red has dohminatrix vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Despite encouraging min-maxxing, The Binding of Isaac is so bad at it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s soul-crushing tedious. That’s probably why Lucy is calling it min-maxxing, in any other game this stuff would be seen as a playing ruining their own fun, but in Isaac it somehow gets a pass.

  That is not to say the game is bad, though. It’s surprisingly good for something initially made in Flash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Despite encouraging min-maxxing, The Binding of Isaac is so bad at it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what D6 is

  A cubic/“normal” die with six sides. In Isaac it’s an item that, when activated, replaces the random items in a room with other random items. If the new items are good you pick them up, if they’re bad you reroll the D6, but to recharge it you need to complete other rooms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vulture rediscovers RSS to dull the pain of the modern web⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mentioned this in another thread, but I never ditched RSS. It’s simply too convenient to keep track of multiple sites, that you want to check regularly but would be a bother to do manually. Youtube channels, anime/manga/comics sites, even the communities you moderate.

  I’m glad to see people picking it up again, though. Perhaps then Liferea will see a bit more love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure but I think the suffix in this case would yield “fuckard”. With “fucktard” being interpreted as “fuck [re]tard”. And given the later is nowadays interpreted as a slur, I’d discourage it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The -ard is basically “fucking” + nominaliser (if necessary):

  • wizard - fucking wise one
  • drunkard - fucking drunk one
  • coward - fucking tail (the initial part is from Old French “coue” tail, itself from Latin “cauda” tail. Who shows the back in a fight? Someone running away!)

  The “nominaliser” part is an artefact of the borrowing, the suffix is from French. Romance languages often use adjectives as if they were nouns, but that doesn’t quite roll in English. In turn French borrowed from Frankish.

  The etymology of “mustard” is disputed. The first part is likely from Latin “mustum” must; it used to be prepared with young wine. The -ard is typically explained as ardens (fiery, hot). So basically “mustum ardens” hot must. …Capsicum peppers are from the Americas, black pepper and long pepper were expensive, European mediaevalards didn’t really have a lot of spicy flavours to work with, so… I guess mustard was spicy for them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The article used the word “Microslop” thirteen times. I guess the author really wants search engines and bots to associate “Microslop” with “Microsoft”. Apparently Microslop is a term for Microsoft products, or perhaps even Microslop is an intrinsic property of Microsoft.

  …'kay, I’ll stop it now.

  It’s rather curious how MS babbles so much about “AI”, but its Discord server uses such a simple filter that can be evaded by 0N3 0F 7H3 0LD357 700L5 0F 7H3 1N73RN37 5H17P0573R one of the oldest tools of the internet shitposter: leetspeak. It’s almost like it knows it’s selling a dud.

  Also, I guess this thing run so far they don’t even care about the Streisand effect any more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Botanic nomenclature⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  related to temporal, not temporary

  That would explain it. But it still sounds funny

  Copromorphidae

  I stand corrected. Shit-shaped moths!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Botanic nomenclature⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no idea on why they decided to call the common European frog Rana temporaria, but “temporary frog” sounds really funny. “Eh this species name is just temporary, I swear”.

  I’m also kind of surprised I couldn’t find a single species called merdicula (little shit). Seems like the sort of humour some would have.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinosaur Food: 100 million year old foods we still eat today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Araucaria araucana Monkey puzzle tree nuts

  There’s also Araucaria angustifolia (aka Paraná pine). Dunno if it counts as either a separated entry or same entry as the A. araucana, both are phylogenetically close to hybridise, and the genus as a whole is what’s dino food.

  Some pics:

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  (Yup, it’s my cover picture. See the big tree?)

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  (Open and closed pines, full of edible nuts.)

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  (Pine kernels with and without the shell.)

  I go crazy for those once May* hits — they’re delicious even simply boiled, but they can be also prepared into dishes. (I even adapted Roman burgers to use those.)

  *They actually start producing in April, but as there’s a non-zero chance the pine nuts from April are from felled trees, I avoid it. The species is critically endangered; eating some nuts is not a big deal, but falling the tree is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Senta que lá vem história!

  Era uma vez um fazendeiro muito bom e humilde, que sobrevivia duramente de vender ovos de ouro. Quem botava os ovos de ouro era um bando de cachorros-de-polaco gansos cruéis, vagabundos e glutões, que exigiam comida em troca. Por causa dessa exigência ultrajante, o fazendeiro nem podia comprar quantos iates quisesse, tadinho.

  Um dia, apareceu um mago na fazenda, chamado Samu Homevéio. E disse para o fazendeiro: “criei uma máquina mágica que copia ovos de ouro.” O Samu mostrou a máquina funcionando na frente do fazendeiro, e não é que saía ovo de ouro dela? E ela não precisava de comida!

  O fazendeiro, felicíssimo, comprou a máquina. Então, disse para os gansos: “Chega de tanto abuso! A comida de vocês é ROUBO! Deviam trabalhar em troca de nada, mas nããão, insistem em roubar da minha margem de lucro! Agora morram de fome seus djanhos, tornaram-se obsoletos!”

  E os gansos disseram “Então tá, né, tchau.” Porque eram realmente ingratos. Alguns foram para o meio do mato, comer o que achavam na natureza; outros foram para outras fazendas. Alguns realmente morreram de fome. Mas quem liga para uns gansos famintos? Agora a filha do fazendeiro vai poder viajar para um paraíso turístico diferente por mês!

  …só que não. O Samu é um charlatão, e a máquina não copia ovos de ouro merdíssima nenhuma. Havia uns ovos normais escondidos ali, botados por outros gansos, e a máquina espirrava tinta dourada neles. E quando os ovos acabaram, a máquina começou a espirrar tinta dourada para tudo quanto é lado, fez uma melequeira lazarenta.

  O fazendeiro não tinha mais como produzir ovos de ouro. Deu cabo da máquina, e foi falar com os gansos. Alguns gansos disseram para o fazendeiro “teu cu, não queria que a gente morresse de fome?”. Outros até toparam voltar para a fazenda, desde que o fazendeiro desse para eles comida e férias e décimo terceiro. Ah, e a comida tinha que ser bolinho de carne de buteco, com pão fresquinho, que comer pão seco todo dia tava foda.

  É bem capaz da fazenda ter sido vendida. Ou talvez voltou a funcionar, mas com menos lucro do que antes. O que é certo é que o Samu tá podre de rico, vendendo máquinas que não funfam para um bando de fazendeiros trouxas, iludidos com seus ganhos, que achavam que poderiam produzir mais-valia sem proletariado. Fim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨between medicine and this, we do not honour rats enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My cats, in the meantime: train themselves to know when humans dispense food, everything else be damned!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. The guilt by association fallacy is more like:

  • [P1] Hitler ate bread.
  • [P2] Hitler was a bad person.
  • [C] Thus if you eat bread, you’re as bad as Hitler.

  That is not even remotely close to what the DinoCon is doing. If we interpret their actions as an argument, it’s more like:

  • [P1] Knowingly associating yourself with a bad person makes you a bad person.
  • [P2] Those people knowingly associating themselves with Epstein, a bad person.
  • [C] Thus those people are bad people.

  You might disagree with the first premise (it’s a moral premise, so it depends on your values), but the argument is perfectly logical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure thing, buddy. Whatever you need to tell yourself.\

  …since you’re insistently lying (yes) about what I need: I don’t “need” him to be innocent, and I don’t “need” him to be guilty. From my PoV he’s simply some old guy, with a bunch of hypotheses that range from “this is interesting” to “nah, bollocks”, always backpedalling when proved wrong. That’s it.

  Is this clear?

  We all knew who Epstein was by that point. He should know better.

  Yes, and? Myself said so in another comment dammit. The question here is how much he should be blamed. Should we blame him for:

  1. Abusing some children himself?
  2. Not abusing them, but actively helping Epstein to do so, in matters directly related to the abuse?
  3. Not directly helping Epstein with the abuse, but knowing to be associated with a paedophile, and not giving a fuck about it?
  4. Not knowing he was associated with a paedophile, but being in a position he should have done so?
  5. Nothing?

  Are you getting the picture? It’s a fucking gradient of shit. Both #1 and #5 are likely bollocks; but from #2 to #4 it’s all “maybe”. We don’t know what he did, and we don’t know what he knows.

  And before some muppet says “but you said «I guess he’s still in the “when in doubt, treat them as innocent” category for me.»!!!”: I was clearly talking about what I formalised as #3. This is bloody obvious by context dammit, check the comment I was answering to!

  How self deluded do you need to be in order to convince yourself that Chomsky reached out to the most notorious convicted pedophile in American history for some help with his taxes?

  That is not even remotely close to what I said.

  You don’t even know what you’re screeching at.

  At this rate it’s safe to ignore you as dead weight and a noise. Feel free to keep screeching at your own assumptions, as if you were screeching at what I said, but don’t expect me to read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah.

  At the very least we can safely blame him for not doing basic due diligence: even a hypothetically honest “I didn’t know” shows disregard for the victims of his “associate”. It’s already morally awful, even if [AFAIK] it wouldn’t be illegal in USA. [Would it?]

  There’s also the possibility he actually knew about it, but didn’t act on it. Morally speaking that would be even worse than the above, and [again, AFAIK] already a crime (omission).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like Chomsky? Doing the taxes of an uber wealth financier/convicted pedophile?

  The inverse: the über rich paedophile doing Chomsky’s taxes.

  Plus Chomsky being smart+shitty enough to bullshit when in trouble, instead of saying “none of your business”. If Chomsky did the later instead of the former, it’s a sign he didn’t see any need to bullshit.

  Stop lying to yourself.

  A person lying to oneself would not say “when in doubt”. Or to “not [be] aware on how much Chomsky should be blamed”. Or talk about the “hypothesis” he is innocent. They’d be vomiting certainty: “Chomsky is [innocent|guilty] lol”.

  Instead, a person lying to oneself would be vomiting certainty like an assumer, re-eating their own vomit, and expecting others to eat it too.

  So perhaps the one being a liar (or worse, an assumer) here is not me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am half inclined to believe he just wanted help filing his taxes and a guilty Chomsky would have the sense to lie.

  Yup, that sounds like him. He isn’t above bullshitting but not bothering to bullshit hints he believed he had nothing to hide.

  I guess he’s still in the “when in doubt, treat them as innocent” category for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That fucker ruined Linguistics too — he was in friendly terms with Noam Chomsky.

  Personally I am not aware on how much Chomsky should be blamed for this association; it’s possible Epstein was simply using him. But even in the hypothesis Chomsky is innocent, it stinks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ditto. Specially because they’re focusing on the executives of those organisations, i.e. the people with actual decision power. That’s the right way to do it.