Protons have mass

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If protons are catholic, does it mean electrons are anolic?

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  • zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    no, they are Protestant

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And pythons have garbage collectors.

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I want this on a t shirt so goddamn bad

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  • simple@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was about to say this, would fit right in !shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

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  • 64bitrowlet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not sure where you are from but it already is. Check this out if you are here in the states. If not I don’t know how to provide links that work for you. www.amazon.com/…/B07JMSBNGQ/

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    • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This goes pretty fucking hard even without the same image

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• puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i had to put my phone down to laugh at this. its so fucking stupid lol

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I guess photons are atheists.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They just don’t congregate.

    Hum… wait… Something is wrong here.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wait, I thought catholics hoarded cats.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A bit hard to write them down into a single message but here is the library that contains all cat names (up to 3200 characters)
      libraryofbabel.info

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What do protons do for comunnion?

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  • chakrila@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    they eat a portion of SU(3) and pretend it becomes the higgs field when they do so

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• xoggy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Too busy staring at those special fingers.

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• Danitos@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t get it, could someone please explain this to me

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  • xthexder@l.sw0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Catholics attend Mass (church)

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    • Danitos@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh, I didn’t knew that is the translation. Thanks

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• Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Call your momma proton cuz she got that mass”

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• El_guapazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, they are universal

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The daddest of jokes

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