After Disastrous GPT-5, Sam Altman Pivots to Hyping Up GPT-6

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• doctortofu@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just a few trillion dollars more bro, I swear bro, I'll make it SO good and profitable bro! Just need a few more trillions, honest! And maybe, like, no more than 70% of all water and electricity in the world diverted to the data centers bro, no more than that! Imagine how awesome it'll be bro, come on, this time it'll work for sure!

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sure, the earth will roast and people won’t have water, but they won’t have to fund artists anymore!

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    • Deathgl0be@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Generate images of water that use to exist.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just put the data center on mars

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    • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just put Altman on mars. Musk too. All the billionaires can go. Right now, no habitats needed

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• MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For real?!? This isn’t the Onion?!?

  I’m tired, boss…

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  • other_cat@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Legit same, I thought for sure this was the Onion.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One more lane bro

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  GPT-85 is when we will finally be able to replace human workers, just give us more funding bro

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  • Assian_Candor@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just one more GPT bro I swear this time will be different

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• LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Consume product! Get excited for next product!

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That was fast…

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m not exactly sure, but perhaps people are a wee bit less eager to swallow bullshit from someone who has been shown bullshitting before? Just a thought. ¬¬

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No.

    Exhibit A: current US administration…

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• sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this will be the one guys. it won’t use up all the power and water in your communities and it won’t write completely bugged code. I swear

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  Altman is such a fucking tool lmao

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’re speedrunning to GPT-9000 just so they can lay claim to the HAL number.

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• someacnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wasn’t it a moderate success? While I dislike LLM in general, many people I know loved new GPT5.

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  • Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m one of the moderate fanboys and I love gpt5 and not having to switch models anymore, compared to before. So far, it’s pretty good about when to think longer and when to give quick answers.

    That being said, I don’t use it for anything other than STEM concepts and coding tasks. I have no idea what the complainers use it for.

    I did here that people though it had less “personality”. Funny, I did notice it got more concise in its answers. This was an improvement for me, but I’m using it as a tool, not a friend or therapists or something. To each their own.

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    • Auth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A bit complaint I saw was that it was really bad at choosing when to think long and when to give short answers leading to lots of incorrect and underbaked replies.

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  • potatoguy@potato-guy.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, using the corporate version of chatgpt (Microsoft Copilot), it was a huge leap, Gpt 4 was dumb as hell, Gpt 5 is average in intelligence. I hate LLMs, but it makes my unit tests and help me debug the java magic at my job.

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  • badmin@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Funny replies you got.

    I don’t know if any of them actually is, but it is claimed that GPT5 was tuned for the Indian tech sector, and the model fans replying to you sound like they belong to the target audience 😊

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