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- Comment on Charmin bear knows he's getting a pink slip soon 16 hours ago:
No seriously you should get a bidet. It’s the biggest life upgrade you can do for under $100.
- Comment on Finish the story, chat. 19 hours ago:
Accelerate the penguin to 99% the speed of light
- Comment on You are stardust. 19 hours ago:
- Comment on Is it realistic to hope that lemmy grows to the size of the bigger social media platforms? 1 week ago:
Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
- Comment on After Disastrous GPT-5, Sam Altman Pivots to Hyping Up GPT-6 1 week ago:
GPT-85 is when we will finally be able to replace human workers, just give us more funding bro
- Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese 2 weeks ago:
Bro dump some salsa over that and eat it with tortilla chips
- Comment on The regrets of life 2 weeks ago:
It’s the original quote from the first time I saw this meme, chill lol
- Comment on The regrets of life 2 weeks ago:
How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach
- Comment on How did you decide what you generally wanted to do with your life? 4 weeks ago:
No joke, I read the “tales of IT greentext” and thought it sounded like a pretty sweet field to be in.
- Comment on the wolves inside me 5 weeks ago:
Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.
- Comment on A 0-day flaw in Microsoft SharePoint is being exploited in RCE attacks on servers globally; no patch exists and tens of thousands of servers are at risk 1 month ago:
That’s a normal Tuesday for Microsoft these days
- Comment on It's the truth 1 month ago:
It makes everything taste so much better
- Comment on mmmmmmmmmmm 1 month ago:
My wife says I eat my Kit Kats like a psychopath. #ChompChadLife
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- Comment on literature 1 month ago:
The even have a Minecraft Bible
- Comment on Unrealistic body expectations 2 months ago:
I had the same reaction when I watched Firefly for the first time
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 2 months ago:
Anus licking is what holding hands used to be
- Comment on Happy PrIDE Month 2 months ago:
I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 2 months ago:
“your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy”
- Comment on Why do americans assume they invented the internet? 2 months ago:
The Internet started as a DARPA project
- Comment on Jonathan Joss, ‘King of the Hill’ Voice Actor, Is Fatally Shot by Neighbor, Police Say 2 months ago:
RIP Ken Hotate
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 months ago:
Battlefield Earth
- Comment on Bee Aware! 2 months ago:
Bees?
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 3 months ago:
Camping is a blast. Pair it with fishing for a really good time
- Comment on 'Andor' Season 2 Debuts to Nielsen Viewership High With 721 Million Minutes 3 months ago:
It’s really good.
- Comment on Grieve with me 3 months ago:
If it makes you feel better, my phone just did the thing where it installed an update and now everything is running noticably worse.
- Comment on 'Sinners' Passes Box Office Milestone No Original Film Has Reached in 8 Years - at $200 million domestic, it is the highest-grossing original movie since Disney's "Coco" 3 months ago:
My wife and I went and saw this and it was surprisingly pretty good
- Comment on Beans 3 months ago:
Put Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp on your eggs, you’re welcome
- Comment on Lemmy horsepost 3 months ago:
A lover
- Comment on Consumers make their voices heard as Microsoft's huge venture flatlines in popularity 4 months ago:
I have a copilot license through my with and it’s so useless.