Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Trump posted this in Truth.

⁨406⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨salty_chief@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/68f979bb-7e23-47be-b7a4-8c93ade61940.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trump declared war on Chicago?

    source
    • Tryenjer@lemmy.world ⁨54⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

      Russian asset declares war on an American city.

      source
    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Yeah, probably not a great idea on Chi-Raq. If anywhere were to put forth a united resistance it’s the place with a history of running the police or if the city with armed force.

      source
    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      War on Chicago style pizza

      source
  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    sooooo this is a military threat against the local populace, right?

    source
    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

      source
    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yup. Shit’s gonna get fucking wild as the gUStapo is born.

      source
  • tungsten5@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He is such an embarassing president. 2028 needs to come faster

    source
    • Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      You still think there’s going to be elections?

      source
    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency

      source
    • hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All that’s going to do is switch out him for his successor in the party. All of these things are things the party has been working for, such as declaring martial law and locking people up without habeas corpus, disappearing them, including citizens. Without addressing a lack of an opposition that can win in the face of election rigging 2028 won’t change anything except perhaps a leader that is not quite so stupid about doing the exact same things.

      source
    • TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What happens in 2028 exactly?

      source
      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        King DeSantis will have his coronation.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He was just as bad the first time. People still voted for him. Junior or eric will win in 2032 probably.

      source
  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
    If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.

    Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.

    source
  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.

    source
    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Like pretty much every character in the film, the character Trump is cosplaying as has been driven insane by an insane war.

      source
    • magic_lobster_party@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He tried to use Born in the USA as a campaign song. Media literacy isn’t MAGA’s strongest suit.

      source
      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This would be hilarious, weren’t this all hell

        source
      • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He plays the mainstream media like a fiddle.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Literacy isn’t Trump’s.

        source
    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don’t have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.

      source
      • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Going in neutral without expectations is the best way to enjoy a movie in my opinion, there’s a indie theatre near my home that mostly plays older classics from US and around the world. I’ve had my mind blown by movies that came out decades ago, good movies age very well

        source
      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s an interesting way to discover that film. You must have gone on one hell of a ride that afternoon.

        source
      • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We just got it on DVD. It’s the “Redux” edition. 3 hours 22 mins. It’s the 6th longest movie in our collection behind LoTR extendeds, Beh-Hur, and Lawrence of Arabia.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • mushroommunk@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I dunno, his government tracks so far with what I remember of the film.

      1. Feeling of Endless Hell
      2. Waiting for it to be over
      3. Everyone dying or in pain, in some cases at the hands of their own stupidity
      4. Pretty much the only person who gets what they want is the one main character leading the thing
      5. Swamp
      source
    • Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I could believe it, but my pessimistic interpretation is that whoever made this meme has seen it and doesn’t think Kilgore is a monster.

      source
      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Probably thinks Lt Col Kilgore is the protagonist.

        source
      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        He was killing all those filthy evil Communists. Only a tankie would suggest he wasn’t an epic super dude.

        source
    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Every single character in that movie is a piece of shit. That one’s a vainglorious piece of shit.

      source
      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What about them ? Jay “Chef” Hicks
        Lance B. Johnson
        Roxanne Sarrault

        I asked the machine, here is what it said

        Jay "Chef" Hicks	Cowardice, instability, disloyalty, inability to cope with war.
Lance B. Johnson	Emotional detachment, negligence, descent into madness.
Roxanne Sarrault	Colonial arrogance, moral ambiguity, emotional manipulation.

        I have a hard time calling them pieces of shit for that. Seems normal to me to refuse to play the game of war and recognizing military duty as the infectious spook that it is.

        source
    • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      See the directors cut or don’t bother

      source
      • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is that “Redux?” We just picked it up, but haven’t watched it.

        source
    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Trump can’t surf!

      source
    • salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Great War movie by the way. That guy is a surfer fanatic and basically requested a famous surfer to surf in a hot zone. Dude was crazy just waking on beach with bullets landing around him.

      source
  • astutemural@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I accidentally scheduled a vacation to Chicago during Mexican Independence Day, which apparently is a huge deal in Chicago. When I got there, the entire downtown area was completely shut down as Mexicans had been roaring up and down every street in trucks for the last two days. The Chicago PD had blockaded every exit off the highway within two miles of downtown to try and stop it. It didn’t- it just limited them to doing it on the highway breakdown lanes and the actual fucking grass medians.

    The moral of the story? If the above is what the Mexican population of Chicago does for fun, I’d dread to see what they do in the face of an actual threat.

    source
    • unconsequential@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Rule number one. Don’t fuck with Mexicans. Viva Mexico cabrones!!!

      source
    • adminofoz@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not going to lie you had us in the first half.

      source
  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Drag ‘em through the garden

    Image

    source
    • korazail@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Two comments, and I know this is now old news: it’s insane to see someone/somegroup get SO pissy for being hit with a soft, non-lethal projectile; and while I understand how he was likely carrying it, upon further review the clip above seems to show that this man is a sandwich-mancer and can summon subs from thin air.

      I don’t normally like to use the AI summary of a search, but this one was funny: Force of rubber bullet vs sandwich

      Image

      I’m glad they failed to indict him, and I hope he finds success in another place.

      source
  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.

    source
    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Him v Lincoln , the ex wrestler who fights till he’s burger?

      source
    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Who’d win? Are we going by Heads of State or do constitutional monarchs sit this one out?

      source
      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Lincoln or Roosevelt, or hell maybe George Washington. Trump out before they ring the bell.

        source
      • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.

        source
      • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If historical figures allowed, monarchs definitely yes. I want to see Queen Elizabeth on a horse kicking assess.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire or the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real

    source
    • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

      It’s real

      Sorry for your sanity :3

      source
      • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It was also retweeted (a screencap) on twitter by the official white house account…

        source
    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I understand you, and I feel the same. But let's be real. We both know it's true. It's outrageous, it's dumb, it's aggressive and hateful, that's exactly up his ally.

      source
      • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s fucking Cheungus making these things. Dude’s like the incel m’lady in chief.

        source
  • hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This looks like treason. Treason is fun because there are both federal and state versions of it.

    source
  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    source
  • ValarieLenin@midwest.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why is he trying so hard to fuck around and find out…

    source
    • Skyrmir@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.

      source
      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is simply not true. The constitution has no provisions for suspending elections.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I wish more people would see it.

        source
      • ValarieLenin@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The right answer unfortunately…

        source
  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who won that war again?

    source
  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this real? Did he really post that shit?

    source
  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love the smell of a massive stroke in the morning. It smells like, victory.

    source
  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    To the world: someone please come liberate us from us.

    source
    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, we’re good. I know some people from the U.S., who still think nothing is wrong with the government. So we got to let the fire burn out a bit more.

      Image

      source
    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We have enough corn, thanks.

      source
  • Deathgl0be@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d like to actually see trump squat like this comfortably. I bet he would Taco.

    source
  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    spoiler

    ___ It’s real …suntimes.com/…/ice-raids-chicago-immigration-sat…

    source
  • RockBottom@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Department of WAR = honesty in politics

    source
  • zarathustra0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Chipocalypse Now with fire shooting out the back.

    Surely he is confusing Chicago with chipotle?

    source
  • meliante@lemmy.pt ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why Chicago? Not American but curious.

    source
    • derry@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because it’s a big democrat stronghold. And he’s racist.

      source
  • Chiarottide@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability

    source
  • omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Captain bonespurs diaper would have to be changed if he tried to kneel down like that

    source