TipsyMcGee
@TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on ... 1 week ago:
We’re out of reds today, sir, can we offer you a fresh orange wine, served fresh at body temperature, genuine Piss Du Lave-Vasaille
- Comment on Clock logic 1 week ago:
No use imperial, eg. 1 gallon is equal to 2,4899 feet mutliplied with 8,67763 nuggets, therefore you need to work five big mac longer
- Comment on A conundrum 2 weeks ago:
Would have been standard fare in Sweden until recently, but that’s obviously an outlier
- Comment on A conundrum 2 weeks ago:
Surely, this depends a lot on what market you’re in. If you’re in a very expensive area and need to take a big loan with a high fixed rate, I can see that being the case but renting the equivalent place would probably be extremely expensive too.
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 2 weeks ago:
What happens in 2028 exactly?
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 2 weeks ago:
Everything that’s happened in the since around 1900 is an extreme outlier in the history of humanity. Nothing’s been normal.
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 2 weeks ago:
If we’re strict, being right is always being right. If we’re not strict, wouldn’t that imply that being wrong “for the right reasons” is being right?
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 2 weeks ago:
Since definitions are not facts, the word factoid itself being a factoid is a factoid
- Comment on Practice makes perfect 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t even realize I was doing therapy, you inbred fucking idiot
- Comment on The duality of man 2 weeks ago:
In the first panel both are, somewhat vapidly, disagreeing based on their respective perspectives on objective reality (vapid because they both fail to see that it very clearly is a curled up sperm!)
In the second panel, one has broken with reality and the other is unwavering in their obsession with an out of scope issue. Meanwhile, the third: the artist or the viewer that shares neither perspective, is alienated because the plainly visible sperm doesn’t even matter anymore.
It’s not about whether they agree about anything. It’s about sperm.
- Comment on Shitpost 2 weeks ago:
It’s 11.11 here, is that supposed to mean something?
- Comment on Are you not entertained? 3 weeks ago:
It’s possible to not give a fuck about Taylor Swift, but still care about her and her fellow billionaires outright destroying the world while glitzy magazines treat them as main characters in a soap opera, just going about their glamorous exploits and intrigue. It is fucking stupid to celebrate Taylor Swift’s anything, for as long as she remains a prime example of everything that is going wrong in the world: massive hoarding of wealth in a winner takes all economy obsessed with intangible assets (notably bands and song rights), excessive personal consumption and burning of fossil fuels, hyper commercialized culture mostly void of artistic expression.
I don’t mind people that like her songs, but I’m fairly certain Swifties should be designated a death cult.
- Comment on Why aren't you creating more workers?? 4 weeks ago:
The UK is just ahead of the curve
- Comment on Why aren't you creating more workers?? 4 weeks ago:
The proliferation of unathorized opinions is threatening democracy! Doubleplus ungood.
- Comment on Big Balls Clapped 5 weeks ago:
I’m not from the US, but I’m pretty sure that’s just for shooting up schools and raiding non-existent pedo dungeons underneath pizza parlors.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Before, he’d have to explain that “well, formally, I’m not a doctor”.
- Comment on Finally a washing machine that understands me 5 weeks ago:
Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 6 months ago:
I dunno man, I’ve made it a point of pride to be rough with my Macbook over the years. They hold up well to repeated beatings and last a long time. I’d rate my 2017 Macbook Pro as hardier than the Thinkpad X1 Carbon I had as a company computer for my last job. And the MacBook might have been cheaper new too.
- Comment on Murica 6 months ago:
Keeping thieves away by never cleaning the bike reminds me of the old bicycle touring strategy of hanging sweaty and unwashed clothes to dry from your handlebars when parked. Bonus theft deterrent!
Also, I technically do have an engineering degree, which is why the lights and wiring are, ahem, functional. Most of the time.
To be clear, having an engineering degree is cool – it’s the very specific (but all too common) type of engineer that wants jerk off into his own mouth when he sees a Cybertruck and organically follows Elon Musk on Twitter, that is lame and has a lot of bad ideas, sometimes about “innovation” of bicycles.
- Comment on Murica 6 months ago:
Buying used makes a lot of sense, especially for commuting. The design of the bicycle was basically perfected in the late 1800s, anybody trying to tell you different is a fart boofing Tesla fanboy with an engineering degree and zero cycling experience.
(Admittedly, I ride a carbon frame road bike with electronic shifting, not because I’m a shit sniffing engineer with a hard-on for Musk, but because I’m a middle-aged man with lycra for brains).
- Comment on Murica 6 months ago:
Hah! Shows your morals! He could have meant you could build it, but your thief brain went straight to thieving, eh, thief?
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