Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point it might be the wisest decision⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  With all due respect thats the dumbest thing I’ve heard today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point it might be the wisest decision⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I support it. Can we build an ark, but no humans this time. We just load em up ship em off so earth 6.0 or whatever will be dogs and cats and spiders and stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British plugs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Boy I bet youre fun at parties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck tags. I absolutely despise them. I rip those pitches off everything. Blanket? Rip that hoe off. Shirt? Fuck you i rather have a hole in my shirt than a tag. Pillow? He’ll no. Fuck tags man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a halloween party⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon was definitely being creepy to women at the party

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Take him fishing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dads be like⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It is against family law to turn the light on during road trips. You will be hanged at dawn until dead. All possessions will be forfeited to your little sister

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta get the 6 inch cock without balls. You splurged too much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you cut it with the pure. And by pure I mean Baja blast see

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reaches their breaking point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Two different keyboards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets a pay raise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I told my boss that if I couldn’t get a raise then I’d have to quit. I go in to quit two weeks later and this fool goes " I gave you a raise, what more do you want" I said how much? He goes 89 cents, I didn’t tell you cause I wanted it to be a surprise" and I get quit right then lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't wait⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My dr calls it "major depressive disorder with borderline personality disorder and generalized anxiety disorder " but that dudes hiding in the closet with a wife at home. So you tell me, whose really fucked up here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ratioed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Alpha”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knows more than most scientists… according to one extremely reliable source: themselves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  "According to my research " proceeds to copy and paste from Facebook

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning Video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly what my morning bm needed. Im dying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yarr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I see no problem with robbing super yatchs . Sit bozos down while I throw his crew overboard and pillage his watch collection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bacon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The older I get, the more pork is like eating human flesh. It buns me out cause I used to love bacon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Talkin bout, “you got tds man”

  These people are so dumb its infuriating. Because there is no, I mean zero reasoning with them. Its like talking to a wall. "Abortion should be illegal " idk man, if your sister had aborted you then we wouldn’t be in this mess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should start doing this today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I had told a few exs to kick rocks way sooner. Wasted some prime years with some legit psychos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Way too much⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My skin begins to itch. Like my shirt is covered in imaginary tags on the inside and they are all poking me at once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Law⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1. be fine

  2. fight fascists

  3. shake ass while being fine

  Thats pretty much it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Mar-a-Lago face⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beavis irl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't cars have a way to contact nearby cars like fictional spaceships do?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds awful. But it does exist, its called a cb radio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately there is a type of bleach blonde Karen that finds this type of specimen irresistible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too late⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, I hate Xmas. I truly despise the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak sporting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He ballin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That read like a shit post. Does Jake drink mayo straight from Sandy’s tit still? Cause something ain’t right there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ptsd spicy ramen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clowns be clowning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When will boomers learn? You never and I mean never, say derogatory shit about minorities in front of an 18 y/o skateboard kid. Cause they will make you look like an ever bigger fool than youre already being. Every. Damn. Time.