Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Paid protesters…

  Only kidding. But seriously though those girls are dark haired, dark skinned. Wtf they doing on that side??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because you create something doesn’t automatically make it a good thing. I birthed a giant turd this morning and I thought it was incredible, when I showed my wife and son they didn’t like it so much. So just cause some people have horrible taste in music doesn’t make the creator a legend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good for him. Country-rap is ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How embarrassing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does being a ‘hero’ mean you are a perfect person?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No such thing as a perfect person. We are all flawed in some way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's a fun game.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The dick paradox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, ah, ah, yeah!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I lie to myself and say, let’s go its gonna be a great day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta rizz 'em⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And hit em with the jizz’m

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheeseburger ius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ralph⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why we cant get universal health care. Cause dudes be pounding this back, rub one out then nap for 5 hours at 1047 am on Tuesday morning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ballistics don't LIE | A video I didn't want to make.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The FBI would never lie to us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a friend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m absolutely not reading this novel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a friend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the dumbest response to a question I’ve ever received. You deserve a cookie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a friend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get what you’re saying. But if it’s so irrelevant then why bring it up??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a friend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You had me until you brought up how many guys she fucked. Grow up anon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True. Look ill be honest. Vanessa can bloome my beenis anytime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When real life generates the shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain’t been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Save some edge for the rest us dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump posted this in Truth.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays the lottery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently 2 people won the 1.8 billion$ powerball last night. One Texas the other in Missouri.

  To put it mildly my life is over. Now i cant buy a million acres of land and create my own compound. How will I pay for my dogs english lessons so that we can finally talk???

  Jokes aside i hope whoever won blows it on coke and hookers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sorry guys i slept in⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rawr motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *ur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you support Isreal I hope you’re genitals fall off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. I didn’t even know cracker barrel was still around until all this jazz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you not entertained?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People that idolize celebs are wild to me. Taylor wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire girl.

  As I’ve gotten older my celebs are people that put tutorials on YouTube. Like oh shit, ishaan my favorite electrician just dropped a fire new video on neutrals and grounding on 3 phase. Or that one homesteader just dropped a short on how to grow bigger pumpkins, get the popcorn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who call for hotels people of people to be burned should absolutely be arrested⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that his real username? You always hear about money not being able to buy class. I’ve just never seen a dude reflect it so much.