Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 19 hours ago:
I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
- Comment on Zuck's true form 2 days ago:
This is good AI use
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 4 days ago:
I have no desire to live that long. You’d see modern civilization fall and most likely massively catastrophic events play out.
Maybe if I could keep they knowledge I currently have and the body of 25 year old me then maybe I’d consider it.
- Comment on Why did AT&T think "Eye of Sauron" was the way to go? 4 days ago:
They could really benefit from a logo update. I see that and amm reminded of what an awful cell carrier they are as I’m sure millions of others are
- Comment on The good old days 5 days ago:
What’s a mortgage??
- Comment on Age + BUN = Lasix dose 5 days ago:
It’s cause it’s a mask!! You may be asking yourself, but who is under the mask??? I’ll tell you, it’s fuckin Joe slow biden! You trump said he’d cancel war but he’s arming Ukraine and turning Iranian kids into orphans. He’s also holding back the epstien list! Trump promised to deliver on these issues but he’s not. It’s Joe biden has a sick gross crush on our queen Melania so he assassinated trump with help from Obama. Then biden and trump ran disgusting train on Melania (she loved it) anyways. Now you know the truth brother
- Comment on Spiritual Safety Tip! 1 week ago:
Buncha witnesses tried approaching me the other day as I was tending to my flower bed. I sprayed them with my water hose, and yelled “where is your god now, feel the might of my athiest hose, let its water soak sin into your skin” they started crying and saying “were gonna get our parents and they will call the cops”. Turns out the were “girl scouts” selling “cookies” and now I have a court date. At least I didn’t get witnessed, score one for this athiest
- Comment on If you are still confused, here is the simple explanation 1 week ago:
This Shit confused me so hard when I was 10
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 1 week ago:
Marketplace ruined great garage sale finds.
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 1 week ago:
Buying things online in 2005 was certainly better. Ebay was a wild place. You’d get in bidding wars going a dollar at a time. Sometimes you’d walk away with a pretty great deal. Not like now how you’ll go to a garage sale and some dude wants retail for his 4 year golf clubs. That’s in large part due to fb marketplace. It’s straight ruined garage sale finds
- Comment on 🏎️🚗🚖🚖🚘🚓🚕🚔❤️❤️❤️ 2 weeks ago:
Youre one step closer to leaving him forever in one pic. In there other he has to take care of your bitch ass once again
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 2 weeks ago:
It’s not a Nike thing. It’s a kid thing. Kids are dicks, sorry
- Comment on This is the dumbest idea ever 2 weeks ago:
My nanna drove until 80. My Nana shouldn’t have driven until 80. He hit something once a week
- Comment on Oatmeal 2 weeks ago:
Jalapeño chicken
- Comment on Nobody Cares If Music Is Real Anymore | “Rubber burns, the map fades away / Chasing the ghosts of yesterday.” Sure, fine. 2 weeks ago:
I stumbled upon the AI dj that Spotify has. It’s plays music you like and music you may like based on history. I used it once and I knew we were all doomed when it a track if brown noise sounds, sleep sounds nit music, then once it was over the dj came back and goes "wow you sure do have great taste in music, how about this next one you may enjoy and plays more brown noise. So yeah, AI is Hella stupid and I’d be embarrassed to listen to ai music
- Comment on PSA for those in America 2 weeks ago:
My city allows fireworks. We are the only city that does in my area so people come from all over the place to set them off.
At a certain point last night there were so many going off that I started to wonder if I were shoot .40 cal into the ground would anyone be able to hear it. So I did. I went into my backyard (alone) found a safe spot and shot one into the ground. I was correct in my assumption. There is no way anyone could tell. So I got away with it. The point of all of this is if I needed to ever kill my neighbor I would just wait until the 4th.
Just to add I was sober last night and alone.
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 2 weeks ago:
Spickus spokus
- Comment on Full bloom 2 weeks ago:
Probably so awful at spelling one and got the other. Also Probably has chlamydia cause ain’t no body talking about chlamydia unless you got it
- Comment on Let people enjoy things 🙄 2 weeks ago:
I hate a lot of popular things. But thats just cause im a cynical asshole
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 2 weeks ago:
Looney loomer at it again.
- Comment on Space is the place 3 weeks ago:
She has a really great point. I want to clone my dog too
- Comment on Nostalgia hit me. 3 weeks ago:
Woah buddy. Better be careful or ice is gonna kick your door in and murder your gran
- Comment on We live wasted lives 3 weeks ago:
Anytime some says the economy or wall street are doing great i instantly know they are either rich or tarded or both
- Comment on Anon has been bullied 3 weeks ago:
Well you messed it up anon. You’ll need a bigger antenna for good wifi ac
- Comment on Typical Friday night 3 weeks ago:
Do think it’s free admission or???
- Comment on Srsly 3 weeks ago:
When you hit 30 9pm turns into 10 pm. Pretty youll need to add one hour to each decade after that so 40 9pm turns to 11pm 50 y/o 9pm becomes midnight and so on. Then when you hit 75 you stay up until midnight and wake up at 5am cause you sleep all day anyway
- Comment on Anon watches The Whale 3 weeks ago:
Training day made me realize I wanted to be a dirty cop
- Comment on I am two of them 4 weeks ago:
I’m bi. But because of reasons I’ve never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again
- Comment on Where are they? 4 weeks ago:
It be like that. Just wait until you get into hummingbird feeders. Those little crackheads are difficult to lure in, but you get em with sweet nectar they are yours forever
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 4 weeks ago:
There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.