Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people enjoy things 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate a lot of popular things. But thats just cause im a cynical asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alligator Auschwitz⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Looney loomer at it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space is the place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  She has a really great point. I want to clone my dog too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia hit me.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah buddy. Better be careful or ice is gonna kick your door in and murder your gran

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live wasted lives⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anytime some says the economy or wall street are doing great i instantly know they are either rich or tarded or both

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has been bullied⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well you messed it up anon. You’ll need a bigger antenna for good wifi ac

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical Friday night⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do think it’s free admission or???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When you hit 30 9pm turns into 10 pm. Pretty youll need to add one hour to each decade after that so 40 9pm turns to 11pm 50 y/o 9pm becomes midnight and so on. Then when you hit 75 you stay up until midnight and wake up at 5am cause you sleep all day anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches The Whale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Training day made me realize I wanted to be a dirty cop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m bi. But because of reasons I’ve never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are they?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It be like that. Just wait until you get into hummingbird feeders. Those little crackheads are difficult to lure in, but you get em with sweet nectar they are yours forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, this is what people did back then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let delivery drivers keep their⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never tip a delivery driver. But he can fuck my butt i guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh to go back...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or like on jurassic park. Where the little girl saves the day by playing a video game on the security system

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aging is fun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Turning 40 be like that yo. Honestly can’t be anywhere near alcohol as ill feel like crap for 2 days straight after

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senator Josh Becker, who represents Palo Alto, Menlo Park and Mountain View, says he opposes a bill allowing multistory apartment buildings near transit stations.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to live in this area. These people have money. I don’t mean they have money like their daughter whips a Benz and extra properties. Mah man some folks in this area have that fuck you money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Supreme Leader⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dishonorable discharged for taking a shit in the ball pin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Kings Protest, USA, 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So fucking rad man. Hard to believe with that many people that he won the election…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be 400 pound fat fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk dude, marrying another dude is kinda gay. Just stay in the closet marry a woman and cheat on her at a bath house with the homies. If it’s with another homie it ain’t gay, just practice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be 400 pound fat fuck⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep it up you fat pice of shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What grass starvation does to the perma-online⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

  Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The only stat that matters⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who they is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude move out. Fuck this chode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cum-bun-ear-rangs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jfc the rolling stone is shit show nowadays. No i don’t want anything from her especially her “acting”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kissing counsins??