Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common Sense Self Defence (1977) - an instructional film about women's self-defense created by Mary Conrad, and featuring Gene Rayburn of Match Game⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  She forgot the classic “that’s my purse, I don’t know you” nut shot technique

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say more people didnt vote for trump than did?⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You want children to vote?? Children will vote for whomever their parents vote for.

  Jfc were beyond repair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried actual otc hemorrhoid cream?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Layoffs every 2 years⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re young enough the trades are definitely a good idea. If you’re 35 yo or older I wouldn’t risk it, for one youll be paid very very low starting out, two the trades are very hard on your body, and this is coming from a guy that switched to the trades late in life.

  Hang in there dude or dudette. Youll be ok in the end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add a new wall and just ignore the light⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, shit like this is pretty common when the customer wants it done quickly and cheap. As that’s an office setting I can almost guarantee that’s what was asked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more drivers seat truck selfies but still accurate and a bio that starts off like, "single cat dad, 55 yo, looking for a young feline thing to spoil, if you’ve had kittens before then keep scrolling, find some lefty cuck to take care of those tom cat bastards "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you missed a 1 in front of that 9

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are tornado sirens only for tornadoes and not other severe storm events?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Folks need to know what type of emergency they’re preparing for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨P.R.I.D.E⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s pretty handy. I had no clue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨P.R.I.D.E⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How can yall read this, shits blurrier than a Japanese porno

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please punish me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone here saying it’s a boomer trait when in reality it’s just a toxic partner trait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damn woke corners.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re gonna go fast and tuuuurn to tha left sometimes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What happens between me and my couches sweet soft microfiber crevices are me and her

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sex in any sort of water scenario is way overrated. Give me the bed,floor, couch pretty anywhere but water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ode to Internet - V.90 56k dialup modem handshake for orchestra⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like how tvs, phones and computers won’t stop ads until you make full eye contact with the screen with volume up. It’s not here yet but I bet by 2030 we’ll have must watch ads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many workers would take a pay cut to work from home — some would forgo at least 20% of their salary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft, speak for yourself. What utter bs this article. Some real "journalism " going on here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life_IRL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I get paid> immediately calculate disposable income> illness,vehicle repair >house repair come up= broke again ==extra bummed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babyllionaire Musk got r/whitepoepletwitter banned⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whitepeopletwitter was a cancer on the internet. While I don’t agree with it being banned, it was an awful, endless far left echo chamber. As a person on the left myself, they made us look bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The new Hulu Subscriber agreement just dropped - Don't like ads too bad.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok. But the first one i see and im canceling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got the money saved in my mansions safe.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m one bad sickness or injury away from being financially bankrup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I know the perfect place for the ESP button! Right in front of the drivers knee!"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My tacoms 4wd knob is directly next to the ac knob. It’s crazy stupid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are dating apps a fraud since the beginning?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk what to tell you. Are you following rules 1 and 2 of online dating cause while I haven’t settled down with a woman yet, I’ve met multiple gfs through tinder and bumble. Some lasted years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mental Healthcare costs thousands of dollars and is hard to access? That's *crazy*!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been to grippy sock jail before. Plus side You get snack time, arts and crafts sleepy meds, down side your roommate may throw poo at you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The US is actually going to implement a nationwide abortion ban and the measures for how it's gonna be handled are already in the works⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I drove to a friend to Kansas last year for an abortion. I still don’t know if it was mine. Either way if those services weren’t available then she would have suffered tremendously by having that baby. As badly as I wanted that baby to be mine it didn’t matter in the end because it’s her body not mine. It’s a simple as that and fuck anyone that wants to take those rights away

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hold on!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you tan your butthole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The biggest threat to America today is not communism, it's moving America toward a fascist theocracy" - Frank Zappa, 1986⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Irv from mdr don’t fuck around beuh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always a fan of simple instructions on how to do everyday things⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right hand in in right hand. Yup yup, i shake every woman’s hand before kissing her cupids bow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tribute to our extroverted human ambassadors. Thanks for being our translator.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that Grey alien got tiddies. Men, I must voyage into the unknown fir thr ultimate space nut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Mario Brother time?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying someone should shoot the ceo of progressive but…