Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on "The biggest threat to America today is not communism, it's moving America toward a fascist theocracy" - Frank Zappa, 1986 1 day ago:
Irv from mdr don’t fuck around beuh
- Comment on Always a fan of simple instructions on how to do everyday things 1 day ago:
Right hand in in right hand. Yup yup, i shake every woman’s hand before kissing her cupids bow
- Comment on A tribute to our extroverted human ambassadors. Thanks for being our translator. 6 days ago:
Does that Grey alien got tiddies. Men, I must voyage into the unknown fir thr ultimate space nut
- Comment on Super Mario Brother time? 1 week ago:
I’m not saying someone should shoot the ceo of progressive but…
- Comment on Checking in 1 week ago:
Anubis? I unironically like it
- Comment on How can you bypass a Reddit site ban? 1 week ago:
Take it on the chin like a champ and move on. Reddit is for simps and posers anyway
- Comment on What's the endgame when the rich have all the money? 1 week ago:
It’ll be like that song “I sold my soul to the company store” 16 tons or whatever but in real life.
I’ll go to buy bread and eggs at the Amazon grocery store and the ai operated cash register will turn me away saying “sorry you are 10 bezos bucks short”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I was 37 and she was 22, so 15 years
- Comment on What's the last point on your todo list? 1 week ago:
On the left we have an American hero who will go down in history as a martyr.
On the right some shit stain that won’t shut the fuck up.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I dated someone younger than me for a couple months. She kept asking me if I knew of “such and such” or “did you know they make that this way” or “have you ever heard this band from the 90’s” or “did you know about this”. Essentially she was still discovering a lot of things in life that I already well aware of, then I had the realization she was way too young for me. Plus she was horrible at sex, way too inexperienced
- Comment on Good morning 1 week ago:
I’m shitting violent rn. But it isn’t morning:(
- Comment on Francine Descartes tells her dad what his job is (c. 1637) [Day 18] 4 weeks ago:
What show is this? I see the memes everywhere now but not heard of it…
- Comment on Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking? 4 weeks ago:
She couldn’t dope a scope if her life depended on it
- Comment on I washed my black underwear and now one of my black socks looks brownish on one side. How do I return the sock to its original black? 5 weeks ago:
Please don’t 🙏
- Comment on RFK Jr.’s Lawyer Has Asked the FDA to Revoke Polio Vaccine Approval 5 weeks ago:
The thought of polio coming back is just… exhausting
He and Gwyneth paltrow should hook up
- Comment on chatgpt remembers 5 weeks ago:
Brock Turner the rapist, that one. The one that rated a girl, that guy? Sheesh it’d be a shame if we forgot Brock turners name
- Comment on Great opening movie shot 1 month ago:
My man’s butt crack must go halfway up his back
- Comment on Sex!? 1 month ago:
My girlfriend does it with her boss at work 🤢
- Comment on CEO brains go brrrrr 1 month ago:
Ceo’s aren’t people, they are the dragon that hoards wealth
- Comment on Am I a bad person if (as left as they come) I invest in American Private Prison contractors on the assumption that Trump will go through with his deportation scheme at least to some extent? 1 month ago:
Fuck it, imma say it. Some questions are hella stupid
- Comment on Good to see AAFES looking out for my health 1 month ago:
Another win for big tobacco lol
- Comment on That's right! 1 month ago:
Oh daisy, yet another year has come and gone and yet another year you lie to me. Your words of encouragement are only gonna work like 3 to 4 more times max then I’m giving uo
- Comment on Enjoying life 1 month ago:
They gonna do a porn or nah?
- Comment on I can't imagine being paid to act like I enjoy working in the office 1 month ago:
What pisses me off most is the misuse of pov. If it were pov I’d only be looking at on fucking person. Porn gets it right, why can’t tiktok???
- Comment on Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government 2 months ago:
Like they’d listen. I’m in Oklahoma, liberals don’t have a voice here.
- Comment on Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government 2 months ago:
Oklahoma 🙃
- Comment on Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government 2 months ago:
I feel your pain. Went to have a wank last night before bed and went to pornhub and my state government wants to verify age via ID card. So pornhub just said and my ip address is blocked from visiting the lovely site. Am sad
- Comment on Bodycam video shows Oklahoma City officer slamming 71-year-old to the ground after traffic stop 2 months ago:
As an okc resident, I can say they will do this to literally anyone person no matter their color. They are a shady corrupt police organization and you are never i mean never allowed to explain yourself. They are correct, you are wrong.
Though I will say poc almost certainly get police brutality way more often here in okc, these pigs don’t discriminate when given the chance to use violence
- Comment on Can you scale down a firearm to make an identical looking firearm that fires a different round? 2 months ago:
If you’re only after appearance and function then there are plenty of 1911 .22lr or just .22 out there. They look almost exactly like a 1911, yet only fire 22
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 2 months ago:
Buy a gun on day one. Just go to almost any gun show and bam, no paperwork. You’ll need a gun because there is this nationwide gang, they are crazy organized, drive the same cars, all rep the color blue and collectively hate immigrants, not you, the poor ones. Anyway I believe they go police officer or cops, steer clear at all costs, but if you have to, take out your ghetto blaster and pump em full of lead.
You’ll die a hero and recognized for decades to come, or the cops will bury you in a shallow grave somewhere in Mississippi and act like you were kidnapped, no in between, good luck soilder