Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on Francine Descartes tells her dad what his job is (c. 1637) [Day 18] 2 days ago:
What show is this? I see the memes everywhere now but not heard of it…
- Comment on Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking? 2 days ago:
She couldn’t dope a scope if her life depended on it
- Comment on I washed my black underwear and now one of my black socks looks brownish on one side. How do I return the sock to its original black? 1 week ago:
Please don’t 🙏
- Comment on RFK Jr.’s Lawyer Has Asked the FDA to Revoke Polio Vaccine Approval 1 week ago:
The thought of polio coming back is just… exhausting
He and Gwyneth paltrow should hook up
- Comment on chatgpt remembers 1 week ago:
Brock Turner the rapist, that one. The one that rated a girl, that guy? Sheesh it’d be a shame if we forgot Brock turners name
- Comment on Great opening movie shot 1 week ago:
My man’s butt crack must go halfway up his back
- Comment on Sex!? 1 week ago:
My girlfriend does it with her boss at work 🤢
- Comment on CEO brains go brrrrr 2 weeks ago:
Ceo’s aren’t people, they are the dragon that hoards wealth
- Comment on Am I a bad person if (as left as they come) I invest in American Private Prison contractors on the assumption that Trump will go through with his deportation scheme at least to some extent? 2 weeks ago:
Fuck it, imma say it. Some questions are hella stupid
- Comment on Good to see AAFES looking out for my health 2 weeks ago:
Another win for big tobacco lol
- Comment on That's right! 2 weeks ago:
Oh daisy, yet another year has come and gone and yet another year you lie to me. Your words of encouragement are only gonna work like 3 to 4 more times max then I’m giving uo
- Comment on Enjoying life 3 weeks ago:
They gonna do a porn or nah?
- Comment on I can't imagine being paid to act like I enjoy working in the office 3 weeks ago:
What pisses me off most is the misuse of pov. If it were pov I’d only be looking at on fucking person. Porn gets it right, why can’t tiktok???
- Comment on Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government 4 weeks ago:
Like they’d listen. I’m in Oklahoma, liberals don’t have a voice here.
- Comment on Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government 4 weeks ago:
Oklahoma 🙃
- Comment on Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government 4 weeks ago:
I feel your pain. Went to have a wank last night before bed and went to pornhub and my state government wants to verify age via ID card. So pornhub just said and my ip address is blocked from visiting the lovely site. Am sad
- Comment on Bodycam video shows Oklahoma City officer slamming 71-year-old to the ground after traffic stop 4 weeks ago:
As an okc resident, I can say they will do this to literally anyone person no matter their color. They are a shady corrupt police organization and you are never i mean never allowed to explain yourself. They are correct, you are wrong.
Though I will say poc almost certainly get police brutality way more often here in okc, these pigs don’t discriminate when given the chance to use violence
- Comment on Can you scale down a firearm to make an identical looking firearm that fires a different round? 5 weeks ago:
If you’re only after appearance and function then there are plenty of 1911 .22lr or just .22 out there. They look almost exactly like a 1911, yet only fire 22
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 5 weeks ago:
Buy a gun on day one. Just go to almost any gun show and bam, no paperwork. You’ll need a gun because there is this nationwide gang, they are crazy organized, drive the same cars, all rep the color blue and collectively hate immigrants, not you, the poor ones. Anyway I believe they go police officer or cops, steer clear at all costs, but if you have to, take out your ghetto blaster and pump em full of lead.
You’ll die a hero and recognized for decades to come, or the cops will bury you in a shallow grave somewhere in Mississippi and act like you were kidnapped, no in between, good luck soilder
- Comment on Actor Chris Pratt produces faith-based film about military chaplains 5 weeks ago:
Sigh
- Comment on Pweaty pwease 🥺 1 month ago:
I hear testicle torture is what all the hip kids are doing now
- Comment on do you think lemmy will ever be popular? 1 month ago:
I sure hope not
- Comment on Beyonce goes topless as she channels Prince and Apollonia in latest sizzling Halloween costume 1 month ago:
A desperate attempt to stay relevant. Yikes
- Comment on American house 1 month ago:
“I heard this house on only has compact 9mm hi points, pfft, they say the house next door is giving out full size sig sauers, let’s go there”
- Comment on This is not fine 2 months ago:
I was wondering why this post resonated with me so much and you’re 100% correct. It reminds me of sobering up
- Comment on The devil will walk on earth 2 months ago:
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
- Comment on Anon lives in the midwest 2 months ago:
The true American dream
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 2 months ago:
No one and I mean no can fill sagans shoes. If that’s what he’s trying to do he gonna meet backlash as such. He needs to pace his own way and make folks interested in what he has to say. My problem with him is he portrays most everything as fact. When in reality nothing is certain and that’s what a great scientist would say
- Comment on Anon enjoys a quiet night at home 2 months ago:
Living by yourself in rural areas is wonderful. However every now and then you’ll hear a noise at 2am and not sleep right for a week. Only downside really
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 2 months ago:
Absolutely!! He’s afraid to dip his toes into the more “fringe” sciences such as quantum physics. He’s unable to admit that some things we simply can’t understand and that philosophical rules such as "as above so below " apply to real life