Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A couple of these are wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ayyyy what up white Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer the Grey lowes ones myself however im sort of a snob like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The pipeline⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhhhh, Google him

  Horrifically not satire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super accurate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kid rock wasn’t relevant in the 90s (the generation he flourished most) and isn’t now. He acts like a tough guy trailer park rat when in reality mommy and daddy were loaded and supported him. He’s one of the biggest posers out there. Go clean up daddy’s horse shit boy stone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry but you have no pint of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 Soothing Solutions for Back Pain Relief (That Actually Work!) 💆‍♂️✨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get fucked loser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got one.....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry bud, but she in my Dm’s too

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  U

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Taylor Swift a lyrical genius or is she just mid? | SubwayTakes w/ Kareem Rahma [26:08]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mid and basic. Perfect for normies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1, dig big hole, step two, become one with tge ant people, step 3 never see daylight again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨absolute lifestyle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

  Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨them - "wHy iS tHe MeSsAgE fOcUsEd oN tHeM? whAt AbOuT mE?!", also them - "bUt tEsla iS bEiNG sPeciFiCalLy TaRgETeD"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Except those disgusting n*zi sympathizers and suppliers during WWII. I’m of course referrinh to BMW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thinkpad for the win⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It really is. I once dated a girl that would rip on me for having a Samsung. She said she needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics and uses socials a lot. She couldn’t fathom that my Samsung could do all of that and arguably more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has brand loyalty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Quit being such a, neet sin boi, and repent for your sins or whatever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can trump make it so I can sell my citizenship for 5 million dollars?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doubt. If anyone is gonna profit off of his half baked idea then it’ll be him, no one else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Either a grocery store order went wrong or Coca-Cola strikes again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stuff probably makes your dick shrink and gives you cancer anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you a chicken?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you child cause I really want to

  Wait nvm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 more months and I can quit one of my part time jobs.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Retirement is nothing but a fantasy. I own a home and the only way I can think of Retirement is if I sell it, then what though??? Live under an overpass slamming heroin every night just to stay warm?? I won’t rule it out but still

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's taking some deep drags on that Marlboro as he considers what to do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surprise!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Little guy probably there recommended a better air filter setup. Those fipk’s are garbage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clap them cheeks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how massive dinosaurs had sex. Those big ass tails would be hella in the way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ribbit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a female bun make a burrow in my backyard underneath a brush pile i had going. She gave birth to about 4 to 6 baby buns.

  Well spring came and needed to to start cleaning up the yard so I start weed eating around said brush pile.

  The noise i was making scared alll the baby buns and they came running out of their home. I hit one with weed eater by accident. It laid there breathing heavily bleeding and unable to run. I gave it 30 minutes to see if it would get up and run away. It never got up.

  So I did what needed to be done and put the little baby out of its misery. I smashed it with a very large rock very swift and quickly. That was hard to do.

  I held a funeral for it and buried it in my yard. Rest in peace little bun, im so sorry 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The eyes creep me out. Even I wouldnt be able to focus on the job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only tall folks get the glory hole??

  That’s like discrimination or whatever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even my rubber duckies are sad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to sneak up behind my friend and grab him up super tight a scream struggle snuggle time while he fights and claws to get away. He says he hates it but we both know h e lyin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Josh angel. I dead least night, did you ever luv him or do u only like demons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By liking a 4 year old post at 2 am of them at tge lake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at the shitty world sober people have carefully crafted around you. Drugs aren't the problem, they are the solution.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be absolutely thrilled to try mdma therapy. Too bad maps keeps getting blocked by legislature with big pharma in their pockets