Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on Pretty but pointless 2 days ago:
What an odd sur name. I wanna change mine to an object too. Something like Jon housekey, Jim doorknob, Tommy tailgate, Thomas teriyaki beef jerky??
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 3 days ago:
My has has been through 3 of these. He likes to play me his songs right before bed.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 4 days ago:
Don’t let trump see this post
- Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 4 days ago:
Slap ass, wash hands. Simple
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 4 days ago:
Florida to Cuba, Cuba to Hawaii, Hawaii to Louisiana
The food wood be amazing
- Comment on No blowjobs please 4 days ago:
That’s a powerstance if I’ve ever seen one
- Comment on Kill Them With Fire 4 days ago:
Pretty sure I’ve seen the sane sign but with hilary
- Comment on The look you have when you realize you've made the greatest alien movie of all time 4 days ago:
I got 5 minutes in and immediately turned it off after a nasa weather scientist called ice cube. The silence was better than whatever this “movie” had to offer
- Comment on Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s explanation for socializing with Jeffrey Epstein 1 week ago:
His voice makes me want to vomit
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 1 week ago:
What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause some hit the meth pipe and got inspired
- Comment on looks like the one 1% can't be everywhere. 1 week ago:
Vegas is a place for money cucks
- Comment on vibe physics 1 week ago:
Love this person. Has many great videos that go right over my head but her calm demeanoris pure asmr. I think I enjoy her videos so much because my kink is women that more intelligent than me. And buddy let me tell, there’s no shortage
- Comment on I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it. 2 weeks ago:
I got perma banned from reddit after pissing off a few of their nazi mods. Pro tip, if you wanna keep your account then don’t call out blatant far left nazis.
I’m as progressive as the next but reddit has a serious issue with "extreme left ideology "
- Comment on They even got their own island 2 weeks ago:
When i was in grade 9 a girl in my class started dating a guy that just graduated. His family was Hella poor but this dude had the nicest of everything cars, clothes etc. He was very obviously a 19 y/o drug dealer dating a 14 y/o tgat couldn’t even qualify for a learning permit.
And everyone was just cool with it. This was in tulsa Oklahoma circa 1999/2000
- Comment on Who dares disturb my liver? 2 weeks ago:
The first five are absolute bangers
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 2 weeks ago:
I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
- Comment on Zuck's true form 2 weeks ago:
This is good AI use
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 2 weeks ago:
I have no desire to live that long. You’d see modern civilization fall and most likely massively catastrophic events play out.
Maybe if I could keep they knowledge I currently have and the body of 25 year old me then maybe I’d consider it.
- Comment on Why did AT&T think "Eye of Sauron" was the way to go? 2 weeks ago:
They could really benefit from a logo update. I see that and amm reminded of what an awful cell carrier they are as I’m sure millions of others are
- Comment on The good old days 3 weeks ago:
What’s a mortgage??
- Comment on Age + BUN = Lasix dose 3 weeks ago:
It’s cause it’s a mask!! You may be asking yourself, but who is under the mask??? I’ll tell you, it’s fuckin Joe slow biden! You trump said he’d cancel war but he’s arming Ukraine and turning Iranian kids into orphans. He’s also holding back the epstien list! Trump promised to deliver on these issues but he’s not. It’s Joe biden has a sick gross crush on our queen Melania so he assassinated trump with help from Obama. Then biden and trump ran disgusting train on Melania (she loved it) anyways. Now you know the truth brother
- Comment on Spiritual Safety Tip! 3 weeks ago:
Buncha witnesses tried approaching me the other day as I was tending to my flower bed. I sprayed them with my water hose, and yelled “where is your god now, feel the might of my athiest hose, let its water soak sin into your skin” they started crying and saying “were gonna get our parents and they will call the cops”. Turns out the were “girl scouts” selling “cookies” and now I have a court date. At least I didn’t get witnessed, score one for this athiest
- Comment on If you are still confused, here is the simple explanation 3 weeks ago:
This Shit confused me so hard when I was 10
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 4 weeks ago:
Marketplace ruined great garage sale finds.
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 4 weeks ago:
Buying things online in 2005 was certainly better. Ebay was a wild place. You’d get in bidding wars going a dollar at a time. Sometimes you’d walk away with a pretty great deal. Not like now how you’ll go to a garage sale and some dude wants retail for his 4 year golf clubs. That’s in large part due to fb marketplace. It’s straight ruined garage sale finds
- Comment on 🏎️🚗🚖🚖🚘🚓🚕🚔❤️❤️❤️ 4 weeks ago:
Youre one step closer to leaving him forever in one pic. In there other he has to take care of your bitch ass once again
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 4 weeks ago:
It’s not a Nike thing. It’s a kid thing. Kids are dicks, sorry
- Comment on This is the dumbest idea ever 4 weeks ago:
My nanna drove until 80. My Nana shouldn’t have driven until 80. He hit something once a week
- Comment on Oatmeal 4 weeks ago:
Jalapeño chicken
- Comment on Nobody Cares If Music Is Real Anymore | “Rubber burns, the map fades away / Chasing the ghosts of yesterday.” Sure, fine. 4 weeks ago:
I stumbled upon the AI dj that Spotify has. It’s plays music you like and music you may like based on history. I used it once and I knew we were all doomed when it a track if brown noise sounds, sleep sounds nit music, then once it was over the dj came back and goes "wow you sure do have great taste in music, how about this next one you may enjoy and plays more brown noise. So yeah, AI is Hella stupid and I’d be embarrassed to listen to ai music