Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 1 week ago:
Paid protesters…
Only kidding. But seriously though those girls are dark haired, dark skinned. Wtf they doing on that side??
- Comment on Spokesperson 1 week ago:
Just because you create something doesn’t automatically make it a good thing. I birthed a giant turd this morning and I thought it was incredible, when I showed my wife and son they didn’t like it so much. So just cause some people have horrible taste in music doesn’t make the creator a legend
- Comment on Spokesperson 2 weeks ago:
Good for him. Country-rap is ass
- Comment on Shitpost 2 weeks ago:
How embarrassing
- Comment on Does being a ‘hero’ mean you are a perfect person? 2 weeks ago:
No such thing as a perfect person. We are all flawed in some way
- Comment on Spokesperson 2 weeks ago:
Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 2 weeks ago:
The dick paradox
- Comment on Ah, ah, ah, yeah! 2 weeks ago:
I lie to myself and say, let’s go its gonna be a great day
- Comment on You gotta rizz 'em 2 weeks ago:
And hit em with the jizz’m
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 2 weeks ago:
Cheeseburger ius
- Comment on ralph 2 weeks ago:
Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane
- Comment on dinner 3 weeks ago:
This is why we cant get universal health care. Cause dudes be pounding this back, rub one out then nap for 5 hours at 1047 am on Tuesday morning
- Comment on Ballistics don't LIE | A video I didn't want to make. 3 weeks ago:
The FBI would never lie to us
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 4 weeks ago:
I’m absolutely not reading this novel
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 4 weeks ago:
This is the dumbest response to a question I’ve ever received. You deserve a cookie
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 4 weeks ago:
I get what you’re saying. But if it’s so irrelevant then why bring it up??
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 4 weeks ago:
You had me until you brought up how many guys she fucked. Grow up anon
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 4 weeks ago:
True. Look ill be honest. Vanessa can bloome my beenis anytime
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 4 weeks ago:
Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain’t been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 4 weeks ago:
😘
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 4 weeks ago:
Save some edge for the rest us dude
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 5 weeks ago:
It’s only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency
- Comment on Anon plays the lottery 5 weeks ago:
Apparently 2 people won the 1.8 billion$ powerball last night. One Texas the other in Missouri.
To put it mildly my life is over. Now i cant buy a million acres of land and create my own compound. How will I pay for my dogs english lessons so that we can finally talk???
Jokes aside i hope whoever won blows it on coke and hookers
- Comment on sorry guys i slept in 5 weeks ago:
Rawr motherfucker
- Comment on [Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA 1 month ago:
*ur
- Comment on [Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA 1 month ago:
If you support Isreal I hope you’re genitals fall off
- Comment on Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants 1 month ago:
Exactly. I didn’t even know cracker barrel was still around until all this jazz
- Comment on Are you not entertained? 1 month ago:
People that idolize celebs are wild to me. Taylor wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire girl.
As I’ve gotten older my celebs are people that put tutorials on YouTube. Like oh shit, ishaan my favorite electrician just dropped a fire new video on neutrals and grounding on 3 phase. Or that one homesteader just dropped a short on how to grow bigger pumpkins, get the popcorn
- Comment on People who call for hotels people of people to be burned should absolutely be arrested 1 month ago:
Is that his real username? You always hear about money not being able to buy class. I’ve just never seen a dude reflect it so much.