Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senator Josh Becker, who represents Palo Alto, Menlo Park and Mountain View, says he opposes a bill allowing multistory apartment buildings near transit stations.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to live in this area. These people have money. I don’t mean they have money like their daughter whips a Benz and extra properties. Mah man some folks in this area have that fuck you money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Supreme Leader⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dishonorable discharged for taking a shit in the ball pin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Kings Protest, USA, 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So fucking rad man. Hard to believe with that many people that he won the election…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be 400 pound fat fuck⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk dude, marrying another dude is kinda gay. Just stay in the closet marry a woman and cheat on her at a bath house with the homies. If it’s with another homie it ain’t gay, just practice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be 400 pound fat fuck⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep it up you fat pice of shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What grass starvation does to the perma-online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

  Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The only stat that matters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who they is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude move out. Fuck this chode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cum-bun-ear-rangs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jfc the rolling stone is shit show nowadays. No i don’t want anything from her especially her “acting”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kissing counsins??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The popular wood panels from the 70s and 80s is typically wainscoting and that shit is hella thin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The longer I look the less I can tell them apart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope i don't get downvoted for this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People so ready to kink shame feet. Just wait some shawty gonna open your mind one day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… he’s still alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5-6-9

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real American⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The hulkster doesn’t look too good brother. Good riddance ,I hope he dies slowly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cut up those shitposts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All from a reddit comment like 5 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp found taydens mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regularly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have these conversations with my dog instead of the real person. He understands and is ALWAYS on my side

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a lady lawyer show on TV called ally mcbeal and she was like crazy or something and used to hallucinate the dancing baby. I don’t remember it that well as it was an old people show and I was a kid but yeah way before youtube

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Android updates: thanks I hate it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is without a doubt the most software update I’ve ever experienced. Straight up fucked my shit up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coincidence?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tf is going on in Pennsylvania??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working retail can be embarrassing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time this girl i barely knew walked into my work. I said hey Courtney how are you? She looks at me like I’m crazy and asks for my boss by name. She wasn’t Courtney but a doppelganger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨℞osaur⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bigfoots (bigfeets)?? and Grey aliens built the pyramids duh