Dorkyd68
@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 2 days ago:
I’m absolutely not reading this novel
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 2 days ago:
This is the dumbest response to a question I’ve ever received. You deserve a cookie
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 2 days ago:
I get what you’re saying. But if it’s so irrelevant then why bring it up??
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 2 days ago:
You had me until you brought up how many guys she fucked. Grow up anon
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 3 days ago:
True. Look ill be honest. Vanessa can bloome my beenis anytime
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 3 days ago:
Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain’t been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 4 days ago:
😘
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 4 days ago:
Save some edge for the rest us dude
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 1 week ago:
It’s only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency
- Comment on Anon plays the lottery 1 week ago:
Apparently 2 people won the 1.8 billion$ powerball last night. One Texas the other in Missouri.
To put it mildly my life is over. Now i cant buy a million acres of land and create my own compound. How will I pay for my dogs english lessons so that we can finally talk???
Jokes aside i hope whoever won blows it on coke and hookers
- Comment on sorry guys i slept in 1 week ago:
Rawr motherfucker
- Comment on [Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA 2 weeks ago:
*ur
- Comment on [Video] Genius way to solve homelessness in USA 2 weeks ago:
If you support Isreal I hope you’re genitals fall off
- Comment on Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants 2 weeks ago:
Exactly. I didn’t even know cracker barrel was still around until all this jazz
- Comment on Are you not entertained? 2 weeks ago:
People that idolize celebs are wild to me. Taylor wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire girl.
As I’ve gotten older my celebs are people that put tutorials on YouTube. Like oh shit, ishaan my favorite electrician just dropped a fire new video on neutrals and grounding on 3 phase. Or that one homesteader just dropped a short on how to grow bigger pumpkins, get the popcorn
- Comment on People who call for hotels people of people to be burned should absolutely be arrested 2 weeks ago:
Is that his real username? You always hear about money not being able to buy class. I’ve just never seen a dude reflect it so much.
- Comment on Hilarious! 2 weeks ago:
I’m the funniest person I know. Humble too
- Comment on From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg 3 weeks ago:
Grow up snoop.
- Comment on How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult - The Elephant Graveyard 3 weeks ago:
He certainly thinks he’s funny. Anytime I talk with someone about podcasts I immediately ask them if they watch jre. This will give me an indication as to bad their taste in media in general is
- Comment on A simpler time 3 weeks ago:
I went to cancun that year for my senior trip. It was non stop 18 y/o boys quoting chapell show to each other. Take me baaaack
- Comment on Trump set a trap and the corporate media will make you believe youre the one falling for it. 3 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure she’s just a sex doll that gained sentience and escaped Charlie kirks basement
- Comment on My kind of bar 4 weeks ago:
Why are you being rude and staring. Get a life
- Comment on To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen Planning Roblox Documentary, It's Claimed 4 weeks ago:
I don’t understand why you’d want that but ok I guess. Kinda feel like a catholic priest or a youth pastor wrote this
- Comment on Hey 👋 4 weeks ago:
Ew, girl. Stop begging. If you wanna slut for likes then do porn. I doubt anyone would watch but at least you won’t be begging
- Comment on Aerial footage shows aftermath of massive train derailment in Texas 4 weeks ago:
Oh boy. I wonder what the railroad is gonna pollute and cover up now
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Texas teacher eh? Well that tells you everything
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Spoken like a true dipshit. Does this person think the us military is 100% Christian?? We’re doomed man. We lost 100 years of progress in the blink of an eye
- Comment on Pretty but pointless 5 weeks ago:
What an odd sur name. I wanna change mine to an object too. Something like Jon housekey, Jim doorknob, Tommy tailgate, Thomas teriyaki beef jerky??
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 5 weeks ago:
My has has been through 3 of these. He likes to play me his songs right before bed.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 1 month ago:
Don’t let trump see this post