Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  These are bear butt plugs. Its how they stop themselves from shitting themselves during hibernation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd buy it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So many hurt feelings in this thread. Small people cant take a joke…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who is searching this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bufo alvaruis. The Sonoran desert that excretes dmt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You let your dog sleep in your bed and on the couch?????" Yeah bro & I'd let him borrow my car too if he needed it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do something unforgettable then. Take a shit on the white house lawn or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump: I said to somebody the other day, am I better politician or construction/real estate person? They didn't know how to answer that question. I am not sure how to answer either⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He excels in one area better than any human to ever live. Con man of the century right here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump: When I walk through the white house, young women say thank you very much.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Safe? A terrorist your administration vetted just murdered to guards. Go fuck yourself don

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck fifa. Protest the world cup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨☪️⛎♑️☦️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The larger the gem for the butt plug isn’t always what matters mowt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What life hack helped you this year?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When i was in my 20s people always asked me how I stayed so skinny. “Have you tried being poor and being an alcoholic?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point it might be the wisest decision⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With all due respect thats the dumbest thing I’ve heard today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point it might be the wisest decision⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I support it. Can we build an ark, but no humans this time. We just load em up ship em off so earth 6.0 or whatever will be dogs and cats and spiders and stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British plugs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boy I bet youre fun at parties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck tags. I absolutely despise them. I rip those pitches off everything. Blanket? Rip that hoe off. Shirt? Fuck you i rather have a hole in my shirt than a tag. Pillow? He’ll no. Fuck tags man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a halloween party⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon was definitely being creepy to women at the party

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take him fishing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dads be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is against family law to turn the light on during road trips. You will be hanged at dawn until dead. All possessions will be forfeited to your little sister

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta get the 6 inch cock without balls. You splurged too much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug deal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you cut it with the pure. And by pure I mean Baja blast see

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reaches their breaking point⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Two different keyboards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets a pay raise⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I told my boss that if I couldn’t get a raise then I’d have to quit. I go in to quit two weeks later and this fool goes " I gave you a raise, what more do you want" I said how much? He goes 89 cents, I didn’t tell you cause I wanted it to be a surprise" and I get quit right then lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't wait⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dr calls it "major depressive disorder with borderline personality disorder and generalized anxiety disorder " but that dudes hiding in the closet with a wife at home. So you tell me, whose really fucked up here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ratioed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Alpha”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knows more than most scientists… according to one extremely reliable source: themselves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  "According to my research " proceeds to copy and paste from Facebook

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning Video⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly what my morning bm needed. Im dying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yarr⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see no problem with robbing super yatchs . Sit bozos down while I throw his crew overboard and pillage his watch collection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bacon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The older I get, the more pork is like eating human flesh. It buns me out cause I used to love bacon