Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope i don't get downvoted for this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  People so ready to kink shame feet. Just wait some shawty gonna open your mind one day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… he’s still alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  5-6-9

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real American⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The hulkster doesn’t look too good brother. Good riddance ,I hope he dies slowly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cut up those shitposts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All from a reddit comment like 5 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp found taydens mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regularly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have these conversations with my dog instead of the real person. He understands and is ALWAYS on my side

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a lady lawyer show on TV called ally mcbeal and she was like crazy or something and used to hallucinate the dancing baby. I don’t remember it that well as it was an old people show and I was a kid but yeah way before youtube

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Android updates: thanks I hate it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is without a doubt the most software update I’ve ever experienced. Straight up fucked my shit up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coincidence?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tf is going on in Pennsylvania??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working retail can be embarrassing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time this girl i barely knew walked into my work. I said hey Courtney how are you? She looks at me like I’m crazy and asks for my boss by name. She wasn’t Courtney but a doppelganger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨℞osaur⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bigfoots (bigfeets)?? and Grey aliens built the pyramids duh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good times were had⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One summer day in 1999 my friend was being lazy and didn’t want to leave his house. So I said my mom took me to blockbuster last night and we rented golden eye for the weekend. He perked right up and we headed to my house. Ahhhhhh those were the days. It was a big deal at the time cause that game and Tony hawk pro skater were ALWAYS rented out and were hard to get your hands on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry I'm not sorry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Per my last email im sorry you’re stupid and can’t read. You really excel in failing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A couple of these are wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ayyyy what up white Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer the Grey lowes ones myself however im sort of a snob like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The pipeline⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhhhh, Google him

  Horrifically not satire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super accurate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kid rock wasn’t relevant in the 90s (the generation he flourished most) and isn’t now. He acts like a tough guy trailer park rat when in reality mommy and daddy were loaded and supported him. He’s one of the biggest posers out there. Go clean up daddy’s horse shit boy stone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry but you have no pint of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 Soothing Solutions for Back Pain Relief (That Actually Work!) 💆‍♂️✨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get fucked loser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got one.....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry bud, but she in my Dm’s too

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  U

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Taylor Swift a lyrical genius or is she just mid? | SubwayTakes w/ Kareem Rahma [26:08]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mid and basic. Perfect for normies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1, dig big hole, step two, become one with tge ant people, step 3 never see daylight again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨absolute lifestyle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

  Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨them - "wHy iS tHe MeSsAgE fOcUsEd oN tHeM? whAt AbOuT mE?!", also them - "bUt tEsla iS bEiNG sPeciFiCalLy TaRgETeD"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Except those disgusting n*zi sympathizers and suppliers during WWII. I’m of course referrinh to BMW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thinkpad for the win⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It really is. I once dated a girl that would rip on me for having a Samsung. She said she needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics and uses socials a lot. She couldn’t fathom that my Samsung could do all of that and arguably more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me