The good old days
Submitted 11 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I feel seen.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m not bald!
everett@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 11 months ago
tux7350@lemmy.world 11 months ago
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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
wtf i’m 22
Reygle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A Mortgage?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
TeddE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I accept
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 11 months ago
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
brap@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How’s your back pain?
brap@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not great haha
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 11 months ago
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ha, I’m still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lies! No one can afford anything ever!
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oi! I’m 29 and definitely don’t have a mortgage.
ekky@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
myster0n@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I… Don’t have a mortgage…
djehuti@programming.dev 11 months ago
Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I’m in my fifties!
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s a mortgage??
Zomg@lemmy.world 11 months ago
VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?
Zomg@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, but it’s common for Poppers to be labeled as “VCR Cleaner”. Poppers if you didn’t know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If the cleaning liquid wasn’t pure isopropyl alcohol, like all the cleaners I got my hand on. Those actually cleaned stuff too, if you couldn’t disassemble your player.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
These things were terrible at cleaning my head.
Lemmchen@feddit.org 11 months ago
Isn’t this more of an being 50 thing?
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
It… says it right on the sticker.
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well i see some amyl nitrate…the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
TeddE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy’s hands.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hah, joke is on you. I’m balding and I’ve paid off my mortgage.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
As a balding male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.
Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I wish
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Balding thank you bery much!
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Dasus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can confirm, username is satirical.
ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would’ve been able to do it.
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.