Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
The good old days
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can confirm, username is satirical.
ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would’ve been able to do it.
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 1 day ago
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I feel seen.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
TeddE@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I accept
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m not bald!
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
It… says it right on the sticker.
everett@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I… Don’t have a mortgage…
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 1 day ago
tux7350@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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Frostbeard@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Balding thank you bery much!
joel_feila@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Like we can afford a home
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What’s a mortgage??
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
wtf i’m 22
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 day ago
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Well i see some amyl nitrate…the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
TeddE@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy’s hands.
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 day ago
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
oppy1984@lemdro.id 12 hours ago
Balding thank you very much. Also I don’t have a mortgage.
brap@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How’s your back pain?
brap@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not great haha
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ha, I’m still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lies! No one can afford anything ever!
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oi! I’m 29 and definitely don’t have a mortgage.
ekky@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
myster0n@feddit.nl 1 day ago
I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
aesthelete@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Hah, joke is on you. I’m balding and I’ve paid off my mortgage.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
Zomg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?
Zomg@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
No, but it’s common for Poppers to be labeled as “VCR Cleaner”. Poppers if you didn’t know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
If the cleaning liquid wasn’t pure isopropyl alcohol, like all the cleaners I got my hand on. Those actually cleaned stuff too, if you couldn’t disassemble your player.
normalexit@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Accurate.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
djehuti@programming.dev 1 day ago
Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I’m in my fifties!
Rumbelows@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I feel personally attacked.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
As a balding male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.
Reygle@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
A Mortgage?