everett

@everett@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dell is making everyone return to office, too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Different people are different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotted in a Mall bathroom. What is wrong with people? I didn't die soon enough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a medical lab nearby? People might go there to do the thing with their cup and mistake that for the dropbox. (Otherwise “leave” is odd phrasing…)

  Also, OP, this is lemmy_shit_post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All is forgiven, but next time go with “Kenny G.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s with the compliment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨based on a true story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How did I even end up as a driver in Frogger?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go into debt if you have to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The thumbnail image looked like eggs, and the title still made sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Here you go: !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A few, but this is the only reasonably active one: !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It wasn’t just your family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG launch their Preservation Program to make games live forever with hundreds of classics being 're-released'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  GOG say the GOG Preservation Program is currently Windows-only

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it just me or is this a terrible idea?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby’s first steam hammer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being an already decided voter in a swing state is swell⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …ftc.gov/…/how-recognize-and-report-spam-text-mes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally touches grass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how ambiguously

  This place

  can either mean “4chan” or “outside.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's so bad.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not allowed to smile when you’re playing with power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I should be banned from using microwaves⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dance on my grave, why don’t you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ironing⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Understandable, if that’s your field they’re gonna want to see your technique.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like this went over everybody’s head, but it was a quality joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best game of the 90s⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There would be too much fog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Local secondhand site won’t load if you use a VPN⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This door is already open, as GPS location is easily faked. Android, for example, has an easily-accessed developer setting for manually specifying a device location.