Is gud

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• etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Good to know which users are funded by big olive.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shut the FUCK up.

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    • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Behold! The olive spork…

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The devil spoon!

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Waaa! Where do I find one?

      What a must have!

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  • Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?

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    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.

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    • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What is this black magic you speak of

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Two panel meme. First panel is a shot of Yoda looking sleepy, with the caption "after eating 37 olives straight out of the jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am". Second panel is a toy of Yoda that looks kinda sneaky. The caption reads "2:12am... going back for more olive"

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    4:38 am: There is another…

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait, how many olives have you got in there?

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    • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      None now.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.

  If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have not yet found a large enough jar.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cosco sells a half-gallon tub of Kalmata olives for 17 dollars.

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• UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.

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  • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • MycelialMass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues

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  • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.

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  • myyass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You poo’er levels are now over 9000!

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often

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  • dismay3915@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You drink olive oil?

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    • DrSoap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It keeps the tubes smooooth

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…

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  • darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    surströmming?

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Id actually rather that

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Balut?

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Id actually rather that

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  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what if you ate 30-40 of them? Might change your mind…

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eewww id rather eat an olive

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haggish?

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haggish

      That’s either the knockoff version of haggis (because it’s hagg-ish) or Sean Connery saying it.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Id actually rather that

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is a couple but olives are certainly way up there!

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• PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “This just in olives have been recalled due to contamination, what’s being recalled next?! Stay tuned to find out!” - the news in America

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  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The only vegetable that hasn’t been recalled is Mitch McConnell.

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    • phar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You win the internet for today

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• gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This should include a line about drinking alcohol with all of these olives. The dehydration levels one would experience would be devastating.

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  • upbeatdingo@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ll be fine! Don’t listen to the lies spread by big water!

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  • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re right, they can be used as tiny cups.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  so one of those Olive Council creeps got to you, too, huh?

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• not@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And?

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    • not@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Spending the night on the porcelain throne with terrible stomach pain, ejecting horrifying fluids.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Derek!

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• RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mmm heartburn

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  > with your fingers

  Bruh why do we even have chopsticks?

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Miniature lightsaber battles

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• Reyali@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My best friend literally did this last week. I sent her the meme. She has no regrets.

  (But she also has POTS, so salt is a good thing for her!)

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• stopforgettingit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women’s jeans!

  Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can also try two beers. Just two beers.

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• Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3

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  • BloePeUDB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Missing out on all the calories!

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Until you wake up incredibly thirsty in the middle of the night

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  • ZeroCool@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s why they include free brine in the jar.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?

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• ElDuderino@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is olives the new beans?

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