Is gud

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…

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  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    But what if you ate 30-40 of them? Might change your mind…

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Behold! The olive spork…

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  • Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?

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    • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What is this black magic you speak of

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• etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Good to know which users are funded by big olive.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shut the FUCK up.

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• UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.

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  • myyass@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You poo’er levels are now over 9000!

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  • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.

  If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Derek!

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• RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mmm heartburn

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• gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This should include a line about drinking alcohol with all of these olives. The dehydration levels one would experience would be devastating.

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  • upbeatdingo@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You’ll be fine! Don’t listen to the lies spread by big water!

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  • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re right, they can be used as tiny cups.

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• PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “This just in olives have been recalled due to contamination, what’s being recalled next?! Stay tuned to find out!” - the news in America

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  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The only vegetable that hasn’t been recalled is Mitch McConnell.

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    • phar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You win the internet for today

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  > with your fingers

  Bruh why do we even have chopsticks?

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• Reyali@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My best friend literally did this last week. I sent her the meme. She has no regrets.

  (But she also has POTS, so salt is a good thing for her!)

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