Funkt4st1c
@Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
- Comment on Is gud 2 hours ago:
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 2 hours ago:
Valid — proof is that i love my wife and she loves me
- Comment on The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is obvious: they don’t want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everyone would want it everywhere. 2 hours ago:
Church.
- Comment on Anon plays an RPG 21 hours ago:
Literally if you arent one-shotting youre just playing the game wrong or bad on purpose.
Im a known pokemon hater. Its just a “very complicated but less complicated than you think” game of rock-paper-scissors.
- Comment on Welcome to the future, everything is souiless slop now 2 days ago:
Agreed. It gives me the same visceral negative reaction as if someone told me they were racist, sexist, or ableist.
- Comment on If you break it, will you be there to pick up the pieces? 2 days ago:
This must be the box that always tells lies. That glass is clearly unbroken!
- Comment on Fantastic 4 days ago:
For free??? In this economy??
- Comment on wet the drys 1 week ago:
Snip snap, snip snap!
- Comment on physics 1 week ago:
Fun fact: this graph is also an example of the dunning Krueger effect, as thats not at all what the study showed.
- Comment on Insomniac's Wolverine hits 1.9 million sales despite controversy, becomes Sony's top first-party game of 2026 1 week ago:
Tbf all of this bad press and 1.9 mil = maximum $120 million on a $300 million budget IS an extreme $180 million loss (so far)
- Comment on Insomniac's Wolverine hits 1.9 million sales despite controversy, becomes Sony's top first-party game of 2026 1 week ago:
Proof that gamers have no spine (once again. See also Switch 2 and PS5 sales) and that online discourse holds no prediction of real world value.
- Comment on Pilot project 1 week ago:
The study stops when the executives get what they want.
Which is objectively stupid as fuck, btw
- Comment on "I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out." 1 week ago:
Hey pal, youre in the wrong part of town. We’ll overlook it just this once… For 100 internet points or ya life.
flicks knife out real cool like
- Comment on Yeah, fuck these two. 1 week ago:
James Charles
- Comment on Crazy Party Anon drinks a glass of ranch 2 weeks ago:
Its like a coin flip whether you get “damn bro” or “wtf”.
- Comment on When the Democrats regain power, their centrist leadership will claim, "We can't do anything because...". Don't be fooled. We need to get the corporate centrists out and real progressives in! 2 weeks ago:
Conservatives will always be organized by bigotry and greed, which coincidentally are the things you need to be rich.
Dems fight over party ideals and nitpick each other to death.
In the primaries, be nitpicky. In the election, vote the guy who wont endanger millions of your neighbors and friends. Vote the guy who wont stuff money in billionaire pockets. Even if theyre pandering, a blue conservative is better than a red one.
- Comment on RIP a gawd 2 weeks ago:
I imagine he had an iDubbz come-to-jesus moment where a fan interaction held a mirror to his face so he decided to go straight edge.
IDubbz never really got better, but Joji seems to be doing well
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 2 weeks ago:
I dont care if i have to say it X times, roman numerals are superior
- Comment on I'm right and the other vegans are wrong 2 weeks ago:
The bees consent! Veganism is about consent! If a cow could say “Yeah, please take my milk” it would be vegan!
Theoretically domestic sheep wool is also vegan because theyll overheat and die if we dont shave them, and thus are probably pretty happy when we do and dont care what happens with it afterwards, but i dont think vegans are ready for that convo
- Comment on Genderfluid 🚿 2 weeks ago:
My wife has mixed irish and black hair. It takes legit 25 minutes with running water (45+ without) to detangle her hair.
Most people i know take 20+ minute showers. I fully believed they were lying when the local water company did a presentation at my elementary school and priced out 5-10 minutes for a shower.
- Comment on Road Rage 2 weeks ago:
This is what gets me. I understand that if like 99% of people stop doing X then it becomes more difficult for you to do/aquire materials for X due to lack of demand.
However, if only 90% swap, you likely can just as easily do X now as before
- Comment on Why Should I... 2 weeks ago:
Daiya smells like dirty socks, especially when heated
My wife is allergic to dairy and it throws me off every time
- Comment on So are they like extinct or something? 2 weeks ago:
A rhombus, otherwise known as a diamond. Its one of the more popular shapes past star, triangle, circle, and square.
- Comment on Reject modernity, embrace tradition 3 weeks ago:
If you eat it or make a tea from it, you die :3
- Comment on Anon reads Don Quixote 3 weeks ago:
I have a strong case of the "My eyes were moving correctly but i was thinking about lunch for the last 3 paragraphs"es
- Comment on Looking back on life 3 weeks ago:
I certainly felt that, at one point. You can get over it, you just have to accept that 1) you were young and dumb and 2) shes probably not all-that now.
For instance, mine works for lockheed martin so i think i dodged a bullet, ethically speaking.
…how do i know that? This interview is over.
- Comment on Min wage in most states is so sad 3 weeks ago:
This is exactly how they got to where they are now. They tell you its to discourage bribing and then take the bribes anyways.
- Comment on A reminder 3 weeks ago:
Im one bad week away from being homeless and several long, gueling years away from being a hundred-thousandaire
- Comment on US corporate profits surge to record as worker payouts wilt 4 weeks ago:
I mean, of course they are. Theyre trying to put a 20 year timer on everything so the world dies with them
- Comment on Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this question 4 weeks ago:
Skill issue