Funkt4st1c
@Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
- Comment on Reject modernity, embrace tradition 1 day ago:
If you eat it or make a tea from it, you die :3
- Comment on Anon reads Don Quixote 1 day ago:
I have a strong case of the "My eyes were moving correctly but i was thinking about lunch for the last 3 paragraphs"es
- Comment on Looking back on life 1 day ago:
I certainly felt that, at one point. You can get over it, you just have to accept that 1) you were young and dumb and 2) shes probably not all-that now.
For instance, mine works for lockheed martin so i think i dodged a bullet, ethically speaking.
…how do i know that? This interview is over.
- Comment on Min wage in most states is so sad 1 day ago:
This is exactly how they got to where they are now. They tell you its to discourage bribing and then take the bribes anyways.
- Comment on A reminder 4 days ago:
Im one bad week away from being homeless and several long, gueling years away from being a hundred-thousandaire
- Comment on US corporate profits surge to record as worker payouts wilt 1 week ago:
I mean, of course they are. Theyre trying to put a 20 year timer on everything so the world dies with them
- Comment on Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this question 1 week ago:
Skill issue
- Comment on Experimental Build Of Nvidia’s DLSS 5 AI Slop Filter Leaks And Turns Beloved Video Game Characters Into Uncanny Valley Weirdos 1 week ago:
Bold of you to assume normies can buy this shit. Spending $4000 on a hunk of metal that works slightly better than that $500 hunk of metal you bought 4 years ago doesnt make a whole lot of sense
- Comment on Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the text 1 week ago:
Any of the ones from the first result when you google it
- Comment on Wisdom 1 week ago:
The latest bird may end up being the earliest. Lock the fuck in, gamers
- Comment on Dominos using AI for ads. 1 week ago:
Yeah we can hate each other forever 🤗💕💕
- Comment on Dominos using AI for ads. 1 week ago:
Its objectively better than every other nationwide chain in my area. Papa johns tastes like cardboard, pizza hut doesnt exist, little ceasars IS cardboard, marcos tastes like rubber, and Dominos is… Manageable. My hands are covered in garlic and parmesan, but… Managable.
- Comment on Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the text 1 week ago:
I understand how magnets work, but why would you knowingly use a seized site vs any of the clones
- Comment on Capitalism is a strong argument for Socialism. 1 week ago:
A typo :( “Eliminate”
- Comment on Capitalism is a strong argument for Socialism. 1 week ago:
I… Honestly have no issues with capitalism if we just elimate the top 1% and cap them at the top 2%'s wealth. Redistribute it to the bottom 98% with most of it going to the bottom 50% and honestly most of our issues are solved
- Comment on Anon has seen it all before 1 week ago:
In real life, the sun is called “Sol” and we are in the “Solar system” as in, sol-ar. Others are called star systems, some are named; “Polaris” is usually just called that instead of the “Polaris system” or the like
Helios -> Helios system follows this same logic.
- Comment on Let’s start protecting people instead of profits 1 week ago:
I want nothing more than to hurt the industy and take jobs from those who perpetuate it.
Introduce UBI at the same time.
- Comment on Free yourself 1 week ago:
As a fellow penis haver, i never understood the sock or cum magazine or “tribite” moves. Like, just cum in your hand and eat it like the rest of us!
- Comment on Rich people don't understand us at all. 1 week ago:
Wait, are we sure hes not making fun of the purchaser? Like, “You obviously dont need a roommate to lower expenses if you can afford a robot that makes your bed”? Thus killing the argument?
Am i missing something here? To me, this reads “people lazy, thats why poor” not “roommates exist as glorified trad wives”?
- Comment on Boycott Starbucks 1 week ago:
I was unaware we stopped boycotting since like… Covid?
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 1 week ago:
Tumblr and OF both attempted to ban NSFW to appease advertisers.
OF pulled the plug immediately but Tumblr never recovered
- Comment on This isn't fair 1 week ago:
We literally made up the rules. The world doesnt catch fire just because some numbers on a piece of paper change
- Comment on Pie in the face. 1 week ago:
I mean, there are face tracking cameras everywhere and everyone has a camera in their pocket. Being anonymous is very difficult
- Comment on Peacock has ads when pausing a movie to read the text 2 weeks ago:
Well, it was converted to an FBI front last time I checked, haven’t bothered to re-check in the last 6 or so years.
- Comment on It's quite the burden knowing I'm always the smartest person in any given room. 2 weeks ago:
“Dual booting” as a concept is flawed anyways. You cant use both partitions so you gravitate towards one of the other (usually just linux; otherwise it’d be only windows anyways)
- Comment on Jimmy Neutron confirmed Chad? 2 weeks ago:
Tbf you actually want 0 penetration. Its already a hole, you just want to insert yourself into said preexisting hole.
Making a new one is probably a bad idea
- Comment on It do be like that 2 weeks ago:
Trans now and its a ps1 game but Darkstone: Evil Reigns
- Comment on Solar panels for surveillance but none for affordable power 2 weeks ago:
- shut off cameras
- redirect panels to infrastructure
- ???
- profit
Someone do the math for me pls
- Comment on Thanks AI for the help 2 weeks ago:
Scienficially anyways, boxed cake will almost always be better than scratch.
Its more like Steamed Hams. You pass off garbage as your own creation, and your house burns down in the process. No one gains anything of value except you get a +1 to social standing with the person you lied to for no reason.
- Comment on It's quite the burden knowing I'm always the smartest person in any given room. 2 weeks ago:
Most people start with dual booting and eventually, inevitably, move to linux full time.