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Submitted 1 day ago by RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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My Power Is Overflowing
DM me the winning lotto numbers.
Fuck that, I want the results of the US election
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enjoy the present, it only gets worse
This incel shit is ridiculous.
Just nut. You’re better than this.
I’m allergic to nuts, asshole.
So every month is a no nut month.
So hows your weiner?
we all do, check my post history, all my post are in the past
I can post in the future, too! Suck it time-slaves!
maybe don’t have sex with an apple?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Don’t yuck his yum!
Not with that attitude
I’m not allowed in apple stores anymore
Slow your roll lawn mower man he didn’t become a digital god until after he god laid.
Now that’s some tentacle play.
Its called Blue Ball Scaling, and only in the most rare animes is it ever referenced. It’s an incredibly difficult skill to master.
Just to cause confusion, post powdered milk memes.
But to save us all, can you post Trump memes in hopes of this timeline to never happend?
Sir, this is October
That’s the joke
So he can post at least 13 days to the past?
Oh good, THERE’S STILL TIME
Is he dead yet?
You can keep that power. I have the power to nut whenever I want.
I can nut just by willing myself to
slept that well did you
mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Reject No Nut November a prude propaganda campaign to shame sexuality and masturbation.
Fight back by gooning 2 to 3 times a day for the duration of November.
cowfodder@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
No. That’s why you do “Destroy Dick December”!
cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Ah, so orchi in November and peniectomy in December, got it.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
🫡🤝 🍆 💦 🌊 🤯 😴
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Consider it done
n3cr0@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why only 3 times? Is it called Nut Less November?
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Real talk tho porn addiction can kill your drive to do anything in a very “boil the frog” way. Its a good message for those (like me) who prior to 2024 were masturbating daily/3 times daily since I was 8.
As always, take internet advice as it is; completely out of context written by strangers with who knows what credentials.
Zier@fedia.io 20 hours ago
The problem is not porn. It's a lack of ability to use your mind during sex.
Sexual arousal begins in the brain.
Banging one out is a healthy way to relieve stress. Porn is not required. Your brain is more powerful.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Seek help. Self-love is healthy