crazycraw
@crazycraw@crazypeople.online
mostly human. …for now.
- Comment on Can a reasonable person genuinely believe in ghosts? 6 days ago:
sounds like a good band.
- Comment on how it feels to chew 5 gum 6 days ago:
did someone spike gum with lysergic acid diethylimide?
because I ain’t never had no rainbow ass gum that didn’t have in it a nice healthy dose.
- Comment on Next round on you! 6 days ago:
looks like it has braille stories written all over it.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 1 week ago:
there is nothing confusing about it. use hands to spread your asshole and prepare for cock, apparently.
- Comment on Name the Band 1 week ago:
Tools
Smashing Your-kins
Cradle robbers of Filth
Bush-lite
Rush, to the dentist
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 1 week ago:
would have thought he’d have preferred
…a nail gun.
- Comment on Forgot your ladder? No problem 2 weeks ago:
light as a feather, stiff as a board, let me throw this second coat and be out the door
- Comment on I can't wait for 2016! 2 weeks ago:
but the company that does it is owned by a nazi. and also the yogurt is cursed.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 3 weeks ago:
you’re a towel.
- Comment on We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits 3 weeks ago:
that’s some move the mountain to us top drawer shit right there
- Comment on Hey, how you doin' lil mama, let me whisper in your ear... 3 weeks ago:
Montana’s all “and I da pimp bitch”
- Comment on When you know your boss is an insane moron 3 weeks ago:
haha I know right? when I apply SCHMECKLES SUN SCREEN it’s like I’m wearing nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
- Comment on Me waiting for the cute Texas girls to DM me at 55 Water St. 3 weeks ago:
he also fed ATMs like a good boy.
- Comment on When you know your boss is an insane moron 4 weeks ago:
Sharon, your name is Sharon right?
You see, Sharon, scientists have recently developed a microscope so granular in its detection capabilities that one can basically image singular atoms.
Now Sharon, if we were to use this machine on me, you would still not be able to see the level of give-a-fuck about you, your email, or your three fucking minutes that I have.
So, Sharon, do us all a favor, fold yourself in half 6 times and fuck off.
- Comment on Hehe 5 weeks ago:
hehe
- Comment on Who farted? 5 weeks ago:
where do you think you are right now?
lol
- Comment on science rules! 1 month ago:
it’s axxxxually
Neil Of the Grass Tyson
- Comment on Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks! 1 month ago:
I think it’s old entish for SHARE THE LOAD
- Comment on We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages 1 month ago:
Hi! I remember that side, and the thing that separates isn’t the knowledge of the words in the language it’s the lack of ability to think in that language. instead of trying and failing at “enable real time translation from x language to my mother tongue” you must practice the language enough to think it. in your dreams and outloud. it starts to happen faster with immersion. but practice is the only means of success either way. your brain has to hear yourself speaking it to replay it at night.
- Comment on I implore you to stop using the drake meme template 1 month ago:
but, like, how do we know how many times we’ve seen this meme style?
- Comment on Auto update 1 month ago:
but it just says “a new version is available , do you want to download?” that is not the same as auto updating which would include the required verbiage.
this is a nothingburger.
- Comment on Microsoft kills official way to activate windows without internet 1 month ago:
whaaat? I don’t understand your de facto to argument if it pertains to 2005. I incidicated there were some difficulties in the mid 90s but not mid 00’s. Just boot up knoppix CDs? they were very popular at that time and perfectly usable without internet. usermodelinux could run Linux within Linux without network stack as a poor man’s docker back then.
people post about the old QNX bootable floppy that had a browser and desktop environment.
TL;DR there were tons of usable mediums of *nix 20 years ago that did not require internet connectivity.
- Comment on Microsoft kills official way to activate windows without internet 1 month ago:
point was many flavors of Linux did not need internet for functionality 20 years ago.
- Comment on Microsoft kills official way to activate windows without internet 1 month ago:
now now, 20 years ago was 2005. cable internet, xDSL and some fiber were around and semi common. distrowatch.com was just starting but plenty of distros had complete ISOs with full environments. source forge, freshmeat and ibiblio were all big on hosting ISOs.
now in 1996/97 redhat 5.x series had the anaconda installer that installed all components without touching anything Internet related (though it could)
94 had slackwares release and it was as you say
- Comment on Movie Duels [Star Wars: Jedi Academy mod] Update No. 7 Released 1 month ago:
I DIDN’T GET MY MUFFIN, MATT.
- Comment on 20 bucks is 20 bucks 1 month ago:
“good blow, there was.”
- Comment on Milking this one 2 months ago:
I’m ok. going through the holiday paces. how about you?
- Comment on True to form 2 months ago:
elastigirl’s ex: everything reminds me of her
- Comment on Milking this one 2 months ago:
hello
- Comment on Education is important. 2 months ago:
excellent. my lordship there will prove valuable someday. hehe