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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  am i in lemmyshitpost or am i in lemmysloppost

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• Aralakh@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  What’s going on with the emblem on the wheel? Slop?

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yes

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    • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Something about the haze around the symbols for me.

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  • Hubi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    No, this is a very real image of an actual car dashboard with very real warning lights.

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  NEVER SLOP

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  and just how many batteries, flat tires, and engines would you say ya have in that …car.

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  • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least two gas tanks too.

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• zollus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You 100%ed the car

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Boy Scouts of America sash loaded with merit badges

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  What the hell did you do to your steering wheel logo?

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• nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  You turn on the radio and all that comes out is CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP!

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  There’s a controller disconnected and the car is on silent.

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, putting your seatbelt on will take care of one of them. On the other hand, the car’s gonna explode, so that’s just strapping yourself to a bomb.

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you put on the left indicator and hold the horn while starting the car, then it starts in safe mode. That usually keep the car driveable for now.

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• skeevy_scallops@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  average Audi experience

  source: I own a 25 year old Audi

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I only have money to get rid of one light so the best way to decide which one:

  🎶 minion dicks, minion dicks, in a dish, how many minion dicks do you wish?🎵

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’ll take as many as you’ve got?

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

      Then you’re in luck because minion dicks are just baby corn and I work at the canning factory!

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• OfCourseNot@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There's no low (or high) beam indicator but the headlights are on, so that's broken too.

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