Pat_Riot

@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cookies policy⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I see your angle and disagree, so I’ll just bake my own. Each cookie is a sugar tit and I’m definitely going for a pair of them every time I put my hands on 'em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cookies policy⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sugar Tits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Don’t Yell at a Broadway Show. But What if It’s ‘Rocky Horror’?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather fuck in the back row!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t want to know what bronies want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smug bastard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smug bastard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously metamorphic because he’s also been a tree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The legendary PS2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, was it the Colecovision‽ It’s the height of the art for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You could make one too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s easy, it’s a don’t fuck with that on a don’t fuck with that. What’s my prize?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now: Take it Easy by The Eagles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the chore that never ends⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, who doesn’t love pissin’?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friends.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Deeply unfunny show full if unrelatable, unlikable characters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AOC vs Graham on Social Security.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I say we start by eliminating pensions for public service. So what you held an office, go back to work. While we’re at it, public officials can have the exact same healthcare options as every other citizen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey jackass, this is why trucks with large tires are supposed to have mud flaps.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sucks about your window, bro, but this truck has never even seen mud, and that was a rock, bro, not mud. - that guy probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤢🤮 walnuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only I had enough for the superior siege engine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no god. Build your own damn trebuchet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seize the means of computation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This. Quit wasting the land and other resources on them altogether.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VOP⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not safe for waterfowl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨David Attenbro voice:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like we do body shaming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah I see you...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ouch! Hey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨War-bear is also his stage name⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just trying to get some sleep, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For those of you kicking it old school⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for posting this link. I just died of typhoid, measles and dysentery all in one go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OG Console wars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got no use for a console with no racing games. I’ll be over here playing my hippodrome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Teams status⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe I’ve never even seen this available here. I’d try one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨clean that up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You weren’t worth saving the world for. Fuck you back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love the holiday where we slam beers and handle explosives!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That one? I can half remember several over the years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨russia deadass fell offf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, the US crashes its gay dating apps every time its homophobes have a big meeting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine comes from 347 feet below my yard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sausage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They look girthy too