Pat_Riot

@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OG Console wars⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I got no use for a console with no racing games. I’ll be over here playing my hippodrome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Teams status⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe I’ve never even seen this available here. I’d try one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨clean that up⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You weren’t worth saving the world for. Fuck you back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love the holiday where we slam beers and handle explosives!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That one? I can half remember several over the years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨russia deadass fell offf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, the US crashes its gay dating apps every time its homophobes have a big meeting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine comes from 347 feet below my yard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sausage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They look girthy too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would whiskey be in a cup for tens of minutes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, I’ve heard gyros called a sandwich and they’re just greek tacos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a taco

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I certainly have

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know you can make a sandwich with just about any kind of bread, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean Jesus Christ what's this dude's regimen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a child of rape, it should have been the mother’s choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the perfect organism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would have been a 10 minute short named Jonesy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you work with food, how can you control yourself so you don’t eat it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their description is vague, but it kinda sounds like they may be working in a nursing home. That almost makes your last statement even more grim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's never wrong⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Folks see the hat man from robotripping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not the endorsement he thinks it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But they were never a good band.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need a job *blub* *blub* 🐟🐟⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He doesn’t suck enough to get hired by our current government

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies require you to submit a resume but also put the same data into their forms?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To make you jump through hoops. How else can they know for sure that you follow directions no matter how stupid they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does some gaslighting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All according to plan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nirvomit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is longer, including Florida Man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “French Florida” got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feelsgoodman.jpeg⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I lost like 40 lb just by giving up alcohol and sodas. The body needs water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Safe sex⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say fire it off in her ass, but that’s where Republicans come from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is unimpressed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Send 'em some draino

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Estrangement ❤️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the two assholes that were waving their guns around in their front yard like they were in a movie a few years ago?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did we get "bike" from "bicycle"?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I do now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did we get "bike" from "bicycle"?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer the German, Motorrad.