Pat_Riot

@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Therapist: Goth Trump isn't real. He can't hurt you.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I saw the pic my brain started playing “poor unfortunate souls” from little mermaid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy labor day to real workers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, they should be paid “well”, but currently they are grossly overpaid for the amount of actual work we get out of them, and regular people are already priced out of running in the first place. That needs to be corrected. There’s also no reason whatsoever for them to receive a pension for the rest of their unnatural lives, not congress, not the president, no elected official ever. There need to be term limits for every elected seat and every fucking one of them needs to make do with the same healthcare options that every one of us has. But lobbying with gifts and money must be outlawed outright. Insider trading must be outlawed outright. And these rules need to be enforced, strictly with harsh punishment for those who seek to personally profit from their “service”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy labor day to real workers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then that’s what a senate seat should pay, and only paying when actual work is being done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did you call me?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the totally appropriate name for the bassoon in some languages, because it looks like a pile of sticks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But what if I don't like soy milk?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve definitely made it to that end of the towel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to make a seafood boil but don't want to boil all the flavour away in a vat of water, would it turn out alright if I simmered it all in a bit of butter and old bay, spoon basting often.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you trying to make a single serving boil? I’m not sure that will work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American Dream, minus 60%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “our country”, you’re such a romantic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American Dream, minus 60%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, it hurts and we’re tired of it. Send help, or like a sniper or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are there so many shit posts about beans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m taking it as tongue in cheek, given the Welcome to Nightvale reference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knock knock⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s git to be a better way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knock knock⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So he’s frowning because he can’t crank that massive hog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knock knock⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cow with two legs is lean beef.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong answers only... Whats this game called?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AlwaysHasBeen.exe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EPA Moves to Curb Public Input on Data Centers | Under the proposal, states would no longer need to provide public notice or solicit comments on air pollution permits for data centers & other projects⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A nation for the people, by the people!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are US cops (or sheriffs) able to exercise extraterritorial jurisdiction?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Comin’ again to save the mutherfuckin’ day-e-yay!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let’s start protecting people instead of profits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Insurance should have never been an “industry”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capitalism is a strong argument for Socialism.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an elder meme at this point. It’s the second frame. The first one shows the unarmed astronaut looking at the earth and saying something like " it’s all just …"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capitalism is a strong argument for Socialism.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Must be a ska band

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good Enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s totally room on that wall to accommodate all of the letters. It’s an obvious put on, but a good one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet congressman Tom Kean Jr. He was absent from Congress from March 5 to June 30, 2026, missing more than 100 votes. He also voted against paid sick leave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, what a punchable face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cookies policy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see your angle and disagree, so I’ll just bake my own. Each cookie is a sugar tit and I’m definitely going for a pair of them every time I put my hands on 'em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cookies policy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sugar Tits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Don’t Yell at a Broadway Show. But What if It’s ‘Rocky Horror’?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather fuck in the back row!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t want to know what bronies want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smug bastard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smug bastard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously metamorphic because he’s also been a tree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The legendary PS2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, was it the Colecovision‽ It’s the height of the art for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could make one too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s easy, it’s a don’t fuck with that on a don’t fuck with that. What’s my prize?