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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Menjoo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Welcome to Five Guys!

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pentacock

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cocktopus

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    • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuck I was gonna say that :'(

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a starprick if I’m not mistaken

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    • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      starprick

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  • Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your mom’s fidget spinner.

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    • tacofox@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Moby’s Dicks

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  • lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Organic free range dildo star before harvest

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  • uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a five star porn-hub

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “No, this Patrick”

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    5 player co-op

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  • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cocktail starfish

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

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  • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Patrick PornStar

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Five girls one star

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  • tryagain@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Patrick and his five brothers.

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    • xploit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick’s cousin that he didn’t even know existed…
      They call him Dickie

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  • Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pentapenis

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  • oji@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    StarDict

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  • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PENVS

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  • LinusSexTips@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ass to ass!

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  • aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.

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  • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother

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  • JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a penisea star

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  • set_secret@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Starfucker

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  • prex@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • supercargo@r.nf ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fivehead.

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  • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mr. Stealyourgirl

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The penis wheel

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  • androogee@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It ain’t gonna sucker itself.

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