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• Menjoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Welcome to Five Guys!

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• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pentacock

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cocktopus

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  • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck I was gonna say that :'(

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s a starprick if I’m not mistaken

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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    starprick

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Your mom’s fidget spinner.

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  • tacofox@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Moby’s Dicks

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• lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery

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• zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Organic free range dildo star before harvest

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• uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a five star porn-hub

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “No, this Patrick”

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• olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5 player co-op

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• Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The cocktail starfish

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

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• abfarid@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Patrick PornStar

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Five girls one star

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• tryagain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Patrick and his five brothers.

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  • xploit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick’s cousin that he didn’t even know existed…
    They call him Dickie

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• Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pentapenis

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• oji@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  StarDict

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• radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  PENVS

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• LinusSexTips@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ass to ass!

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• aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.

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• nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother

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• JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s a penisea star

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• set_secret@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Starfucker

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• prex@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• supercargo@r.nf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fivehead.

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• superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mr. Stealyourgirl

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The penis wheel

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• androogee@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It ain’t gonna sucker itself.

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