Marthirial

@Marthirial@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call me, babe....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That FedEx envelope on my desk is getting loved tonight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are people thinking that they would wear this shirt in public?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am more offended they used a comma and not a semicolon between big and might.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's a real flex⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this the female version of dudes trying to suck their own dick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But you didn’t call him a fragile little bitch so you didn’t go into the regex list as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A masturbator⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Keep edging until I finish the drawing, please”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨David Attenbro voice:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or screaming of pleasure. Don’t kink shame either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should run for president⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am going to get destroyed with downvotes but I think the dems can win with Rahm Emanuel. Vicious and not an Israel lapdog. Chicago level of corruption but times are dire for PC and higher morals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  pAIthetic indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the future!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The best part are the trash fires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snake⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even more baffling is what is Lindsey Lohan vacationing from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do rich people like marrying their cousins so much?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And nobody would marry someone knowing he/she is also marrying a whole family of inbred assholes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filling it with water is obviously not the objective. Wonder what it's about⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on you assholes. There is no water spilled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's always a conversation starter at the beach⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like that download stuck at 99%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I always feel revoltion when I read that word even when it fits the case. Frontline is such a horrible word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you are shit is easier to cope if everything around you is also shit than making an effort to be less shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then there is the water. Nobody thinks of the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fear or gluttony. One way or the other you comin’ in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So wise.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know right. I even open the calculator app to verify before committing to memory this nugget.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not Plassma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It never offered to take only the ink. A hole is technically ink erased.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheque please⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  May be tacky but that was a huge dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact the patient is fully naked tells me the shot was foreplay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman of my dreams⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake. Nobody would get arrested for that and no Brit would ever move to Florida.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a real bargain when you realize it'll fit 6-8⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My only improvement would be “Fuck ya’ll, huar huar huar” painted on top.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immune⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or use one of your T-shirts as cover. No need to go buying more silly household stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sleepy fascist⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  sleepy fascist

  At least with Hitler you for showmanship. With this clown is stroke victim with a full diaper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love mixology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a loofah. This is how the kids hint Mon she needs a shower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what you get for dating the ghost of Charlie Kirk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like confusing Katatonia with Ved Buens End. Blasphemy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Kagi Worth It?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because you are using a toy.