Marthirial
@Marthirial@lemmy.world
- Comment on Person most likely to be able to survive the Apocalypse 5 days ago:
You just described the population of India.
- Comment on New American Food Pyramid 6 days ago:
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
- Comment on Its a steal at that price 1 week ago:
You wear this and lose to some skinny Asian guy.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
“Only works if we take turns!”
- Comment on 1 week ago:
As someone who has pissed in empty beer cans to avoid interacting with my roommate, I can tell you cleaning that bucket is not fun.
- Comment on *Eyeroll* 1 week ago:
This has the “how come I have all the power in the world but still I am the biggest loser” energy.
- Comment on I find these terms acceptable. Socialism vs Billionaire Pedophiles 2 weeks ago:
Jokes on you couch-fucking daemon. I’ll go harvest corn instead of this shit we have now.
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 2 weeks ago:
Hobo, not vagrant.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
You are worry about the poop particles and not the filthy stuff the tires pick up from the road and spray all over you?
- Comment on Call me, babe.... 4 weeks ago:
That FedEx envelope on my desk is getting loved tonight.
- Comment on What are people thinking that they would wear this shirt in public? 5 weeks ago:
I am more offended they used a comma and not a semicolon between big and might.
- Comment on Now that's a real flex 1 month ago:
Is this the female version of dudes trying to suck their own dick?
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 1 month ago:
But you didn’t call him a fragile little bitch so you didn’t go into the regex list as well.
- Comment on A masturbator 1 month ago:
“Keep edging until I finish the drawing, please”
- Comment on David Attenbro voice: 1 month ago:
Or screaming of pleasure. Don’t kink shame either.
- Comment on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should run for president 1 month ago:
I am going to get destroyed with downvotes but I think the dems can win with Rahm Emanuel. Vicious and not an Israel lapdog. Chicago level of corruption but times are dire for PC and higher morals.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
pAIthetic indeed.
- Comment on Behold, the future! 1 month ago:
The best part are the trash fires.
- Comment on Snake 1 month ago:
Even more baffling is what is Lindsey Lohan vacationing from.
- Comment on why do rich people like marrying their cousins so much? 1 month ago:
And nobody would marry someone knowing he/she is also marrying a whole family of inbred assholes.
- Comment on Filling it with water is obviously not the objective. Wonder what it's about 2 months ago:
Joke’s on you assholes. There is no water spilled.
- Comment on It's always a conversation starter at the beach 2 months ago:
It’s like that download stuck at 99%
- Comment on 2 months ago:
I always feel revoltion when I read that word even when it fits the case. Frontline is such a horrible word.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
When you are shit is easier to cope if everything around you is also shit than making an effort to be less shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Then there is the water. Nobody thinks of the water.
- Comment on SIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL 2 months ago:
Fear or gluttony. One way or the other you comin’ in.
- Comment on So wise. 2 months ago:
I know right. I even open the calculator app to verify before committing to memory this nugget.
- Comment on Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI 2 months ago:
Why not Plassma?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
It never offered to take only the ink. A hole is technically ink erased.
- Comment on Cheque please 2 months ago:
May be tacky but that was a huge dog.