Marthirial

@Marthirial@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lynburg City Council Meeting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still better than typing a cinical comment on a feed.

  Good for her. I wish the camera pan to the face of the asshat in question…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #270 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hot fractals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have always found this to be true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a single child… Fuck those mugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw you..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. I wish Costco had a whole isle for tools… Or the isles labeled at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is obvious: they don’t want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everyone would want it everywhere.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit no. That would be like living in Mordor. No, to hallow that place turn it into the Trump library with every floor an exhibition of the lies, stupidity, evil and crimes he committed, with the penthouse dedicated to the Epstein Files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True Detective should even be considered a series. Just an 8-part miniseries with 3 more fan fiction spins afterwards.

  Vince Vaughn as a cop was the worse TV in HBO. I bet there is a star at the lobby when they killed that character.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees an opportunity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you just figured out how kinks work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sus offer from some dude can’t be bothered to write “you”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Joe Rogan thinks AI running the government would ‘stop all wars on the planet’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of stupid people trust him, for some reason

  FTFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon posts his phone number on 4chan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do want to know the story of the bear who switched places with a human, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Person most likely to be able to survive the Apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You just described the population of India.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New American Food Pyramid⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its a steal at that price⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You wear this and lose to some skinny Asian guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Only works if we take turns!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who has pissed in empty beer cans to avoid interacting with my roommate, I can tell you cleaning that bucket is not fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Eyeroll*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This has the “how come I have all the power in the world but still I am the biggest loser” energy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I find these terms acceptable. Socialism vs Billionaire Pedophiles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you couch-fucking daemon. I’ll go harvest corn instead of this shit we have now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hobo, not vagrant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You are worry about the poop particles and not the filthy stuff the tires pick up from the road and spray all over you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call me, babe....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That FedEx envelope on my desk is getting loved tonight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are people thinking that they would wear this shirt in public?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am more offended they used a comma and not a semicolon between big and might.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's a real flex⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this the female version of dudes trying to suck their own dick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But you didn’t call him a fragile little bitch so you didn’t go into the regex list as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A masturbator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Keep edging until I finish the drawing, please”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨David Attenbro voice:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or screaming of pleasure. Don’t kink shame either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should run for president⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am going to get destroyed with downvotes but I think the dems can win with Rahm Emanuel. Vicious and not an Israel lapdog. Chicago level of corruption but times are dire for PC and higher morals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  pAIthetic indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the future!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The best part are the trash fires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Even more baffling is what is Lindsey Lohan vacationing from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do rich people like marrying their cousins so much?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And nobody would marry someone knowing he/she is also marrying a whole family of inbred assholes.