Marthirial
@Marthirial@lemmy.world
- Comment on SBA #293 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 4 days ago:
Texmex singularity. Constipation and the shits at the same time.
- Comment on Lynburg City Council Meeting 3 weeks ago:
Still better than typing a cinical comment on a feed.
Good for her. I wish the camera pan to the face of the asshat in question…
- Comment on SBA #270 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 3 weeks ago:
Hot fractals.
- Comment on I have always found this to be true 4 weeks ago:
As a single child… Fuck those mugs.
- Comment on Screw you.. 5 weeks ago:
Yeah. I wish Costco had a whole isle for tools… Or the isles labeled at least.
- Comment on The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is obvious: they don’t want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everyone would want it everywhere. 1 month ago:
Shit no. That would be like living in Mordor. No, to hallow that place turn it into the Trump library with every floor an exhibition of the lies, stupidity, evil and crimes he committed, with the penthouse dedicated to the Epstein Files.
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 1 month ago:
True Detective should even be considered a series. Just an 8-part miniseries with 3 more fan fiction spins afterwards.
Vince Vaughn as a cop was the worse TV in HBO. I bet there is a star at the lobby when they killed that character.
- Comment on Anon sees an opportunity 1 month ago:
I think you just figured out how kinks work.
- Comment on 🍳 challenge 1 month ago:
Sus offer from some dude can’t be bothered to write “you”.
- Comment on Joe Rogan thinks AI running the government would ‘stop all wars on the planet’ 1 month ago:
A lot of stupid people trust him, for some reason
FTFY
- Comment on Anon posts his phone number on 4chan 1 month ago:
I do want to know the story of the bear who switched places with a human, though.
- Comment on Person most likely to be able to survive the Apocalypse 2 months ago:
You just described the population of India.
- Comment on New American Food Pyramid 2 months ago:
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
- Comment on Its a steal at that price 2 months ago:
You wear this and lose to some skinny Asian guy.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 2 months ago:
“Only works if we take turns!”
- Comment on 2 months ago:
As someone who has pissed in empty beer cans to avoid interacting with my roommate, I can tell you cleaning that bucket is not fun.
- Comment on *Eyeroll* 2 months ago:
This has the “how come I have all the power in the world but still I am the biggest loser” energy.
- Comment on I find these terms acceptable. Socialism vs Billionaire Pedophiles 2 months ago:
Jokes on you couch-fucking daemon. I’ll go harvest corn instead of this shit we have now.
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 2 months ago:
Hobo, not vagrant.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
You are worry about the poop particles and not the filthy stuff the tires pick up from the road and spray all over you?
- Comment on Call me, babe.... 2 months ago:
That FedEx envelope on my desk is getting loved tonight.
- Comment on What are people thinking that they would wear this shirt in public? 3 months ago:
I am more offended they used a comma and not a semicolon between big and might.
- Comment on Now that's a real flex 3 months ago:
Is this the female version of dudes trying to suck their own dick?
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 3 months ago:
But you didn’t call him a fragile little bitch so you didn’t go into the regex list as well.
- Comment on A masturbator 3 months ago:
“Keep edging until I finish the drawing, please”
- Comment on David Attenbro voice: 3 months ago:
Or screaming of pleasure. Don’t kink shame either.
- Comment on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should run for president 3 months ago:
I am going to get destroyed with downvotes but I think the dems can win with Rahm Emanuel. Vicious and not an Israel lapdog. Chicago level of corruption but times are dire for PC and higher morals.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
pAIthetic indeed.
- Comment on Behold, the future! 3 months ago:
The best part are the trash fires.
- Comment on Snake 3 months ago:
Even more baffling is what is Lindsey Lohan vacationing from.